It Wasn't Not Funny
The British supermarket Tesco is not right for putting out this Rojo Caliente-hating Christmas card on its shelves. Eventually, they pulled the card after a mob of angry ginges stormed one of their stores with torches (insert firecrotch joke here) in hand! Okay, in real-life, only one ginge complained. But when one ginge is sad, we're all sad!
Tesco issued this statement: "It is never our intention to offend any customer and we are sorry if this card caused any upset."
This card isn't even giving us any new information. Of course Santy Claus has love in his heart for gingers. I mean, everyone knows that underneath all that coke white hair, he's a natural ginge! There's just no way that Santy is a self-hating ginge! Yes, everything I know about Christmas I learned from Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must search eBay for this card. You know, so I can really make sure that it isn't spread any further. I have no plans to send it out as my own belated Christmas card (I'm totally sending it out as my belated Christmas card).
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dont worry, your probably blonde--right? fuck all the cocks•ckers that fuck with the ginge! we gonna f•ck you ass up! beeeeeeaaaaaatch.
GRF
Submitted by bighairynuts on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:24am.
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I'm not really sure what you're trying to say. You don't like Tesco? I do like your GRF idea though.
*takes another swig of rum and coke*
oh good today is the day to make hateful comments based on genetics--oh good!±
•lets crap on you on gay faggots--c•cksuckers pssy lickers, wanters of rights for stickin it in this or that hole...
•lets crap on you black pubic-haired negros, on you brown grass-cutting spicks, and on you yellow squinty-eyed gooks "me so hooooney", cheetoh eating crab-scratching white trash "brown hair", dumb-ass blond.....lets crap on you jews with big ole noses, stingy with cash...sh•t like that....
•may you rot in hell ole tesco and the bloody british isle itself, crooked-teath mthafkkas blow yerself up!
or maybe we should all just get along....? seasons greetings and schizznits....for if we dont, watch your back...cause GRF comin' at you oh one of dominant hair color...
signed local GRF///
G inger
R evolutionary
F ront
gonna get you
I, for one, love the ginge and don't understand the hate.
I feel the need to point out that outside of the Isles, the highest percentage of gingers is in those of Spanish or French descent and I can say from my personal experience as a hispanic person that the redheads of the family are always considered the best looking and "lucky" historically. This is probably thought of as weird to those of other extractions, I dont know...
I was at a party for my twin nieces who just turned a year old, and there was an adorable little red-haired boy there. I've mentioned before my hubby is a ginge, and ever since I read that ginges are becoming more and more scarce, I tend to notice them more than I used to do.
When I commented to the woman who was holding him (memaw, I think, as she looked too old to be his mom) and complimented him on his handsome red hair, she sort of rolled her eyes and said that it ran in both sides of the family, so there was no escaping it.
Huh. Of all the things that can run in both sides of a family and potentially show up in a baby, red hair is about the LAST thing I'd be worried about.
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I love redheads! I should dye my hair red ASAP.
i want to do it with prince hot ginge.... **SHUDDER** mmmmmmmmm.
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Submitted by onthefringe on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 3:19pm.
Ginges are a true minority on the planet. Not many of them and they have to deal with a certain amount of crap because of it.
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I had to leave and missed all the fun. You bitchez were RED-HOT Hysterical today!
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
I have serious ginge envy-I just don't get the anti-ginge sentiment in England. I have been dying my hair various shades of red or copper for YEARS! I also have seen many hot ginge men...
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emmatude - plenty of idiots said that 98% of blacks were gross (and some fools still do) so you're just showing your prejudice.
Ginge is the new black.
They say that in less than a century, most ginges will be extinct.
So do your duty, sluts.
Sex up a hot ginge today!
I gotta find one to trick it with first!
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GINGES HAVE TO DEAL WITH A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SHIT BECAUSE 98% OF NATURAL BORN REDHEADS ARE FUCKING UGLY AS SIN. NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE ORANGE PUBES AND FRECKLES SPLOTCHED ALL OVER THEIR SKIN, THERE'S SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT THEIR FACES, TOO. SERIOUSLY I'VE SEEN ALBINOS THAT ARE SEXIER THAN GINGES.
Ginges are a true minority on the planet. Not many of them and they have to deal with a certain amount of crap because of it.
lol, good card
i want one
Thanks, ISprainedMyUvula.
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In fact, how do I get that card? I want to buy one and send it to my sister.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
My sister is a ginge and would totally love getting a card like that in the mail.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
That card is too funny!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
It's OK that I laughed - right?
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:18am.
I adhere too :)
Edit: Well I would, but it keeps showing my old avatar even though I uploaded a new one and erased the old one
so the brits hate redheads?? strange. is it like the whole dumb blondes thing in the us?
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:38pm.
But isn't one of the princes a ginge? Is he also ridiculed for it?
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you betcha! but he can have people beheaded so they're nicer about it.
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I know the stereotype of blondes being dumb, but I didn't know that some people had something against gingers
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:36am.
The supposed British hatred of "gingers" is really just the same old prejudices against the Irish and Scots. It's crude racism masked by a paper-thin veneer of plausible deniability and fuelled by the British tendency to mock and belittle anyone who doesn't conform.
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But isn't one of the princes a ginge? Is he also ridiculed for it?
Jack/urmomma- I messed it trying to open a car door with the wrong hand, putting most of the pressure on my middle finger. The car door was practically frozen shut, too. My poor finner is either dislocated or broken. I didn't even notice it was not right until this morning and it happened Thursday or Friday.
LOL! YOU can't say Ginger - only WE can say Ginger!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
I too would like to get hold of that card and send it a certain lazy, hateful, bitch--a certain Diana's son! What good are holidays if one cannot spread the hate around!
little_rascal:
They have enough for you to see one every now and then, but I am in Greece now and there are none here, and certainly none where I am going next week:
Istanbul.
I will be lucky to see another chocolate face!
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@ Snowpiece "better believe Imma get rid of any trace of it that may be showing" Consider yourself REPORTED for racism, missy!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
There! Happy Ginge Day, bitchez!
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Not many ginges in Greece, but don't they have lots of red-heads in Germany?
lololol beepbeep
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:46am.
♫ wookin pah nub in ahh duh wawng paces, wookin pah nub ♫
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Beeeeeep.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
I can still count on one hand the ginges I've been with.
Not so many ginges in these parts.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:24am.
FML, my finger is messed up and now I have to go get an X-ray.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:31am
What did you do to your finger, dear????
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Did you already go to radiology?
What-did-you-do-to-your-finger???
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♫ wookin pah nub in ahh duh wawng paces, wookin pah nub ♫
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Sexy redheads!!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:24am.
FML, my finger is messed up and now I have to go get an X-ray.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:31am
What did you do to your finger, dear????
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Did you already go to radiology?
What-did-you-do-to-your-finger???
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
My Dad was a ginge.
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, thank you! What can I say, one son is a doctor, another an attorney! YAY!!!!! I'm so happy and proud of my crotchfruit!
URMOMMA FOR SHAME! It's just a tinge of ginge, having my hairz done today, FINALLY and you better believe Imma get rid of any trace of it that may be showing
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:35am.
my dad is a full on Scottish ginge
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I LOVE red haired mens.
I am married to a ginger. I wanted little red headed babies...they are BLOND!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
snowy's daddo is the BEES KNEES!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I'm gold.
Close enough to ginge!
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The supposed British hatred of "gingers" is really just the same old prejudices against the Irish and Scots. It's crude racism masked by a paper-thin veneer of plausible deniability and fuelled by the British tendency to mock and belittle anyone who doesn't conform.
*licks beer off Vern's keyboard*
Sally - Imma maroon when it comes to editing pictures and shit...
*tries to clean red sharpie off monitor* DAMMIT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/16/2009 -
eat-a-big-dick... Do I look like Sally Fucking Field to you? Here, let me stand on your good side...
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AAAAhahahahahahaaa! let me stand on your good side! heeheee
SNOWY is a ginger? Sessay! I have been thinking of going "back" because it is a bitch to keep up!
I had "chocolate velvet" put on it 2 days ago and my roots still have a very red tint. Damn.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
my dad is a full on Scottish ginge
But Farrah still finds him sexay! LOLOLOLOL
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