Wednesday, December 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Jacqueline Ray
Jacqueline Ray took a few minutes out from her catering job to get in front of a Windows '95 screensaver and serenade us with a catchy (punned on purpose) song about the dangers of fucking on someone who isn't your faithful spouse. Jacqueline also brought along two of her co-workers, who look like they would rather be back to serving canapes than singing about herpes.
And I'm really glad that I watched this video, because I was planning on naming my first born Trichomoniasis K.
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Would you rather....be the fluffer of a Liberace initiating Glamberace film shoot, or Rosie initiating Oprah?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Hottest women of 2009?
Good night Jazzy. You too ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Good night MJT. Have a sweet dream.
@ jazzy - :) *Droooooooool*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:46pm.
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. i see now. i like it :)
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Ok, change again.
goodnight chirio!!!!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:46pm.
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. i see now. i like it :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Have a goodnight honeys!! my left eye is having a spasm situation.
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:41pm.
;) I see the boots but the rest of it confuses me !
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Here: http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku12r52QgN1qzr53co1_500.jpg
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:41pm.
;) I see the boots but the rest of it confuses me !
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:31pm.
WHAT is your avie?! I've been staring for like 10 minutes...
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It's you sitting in a chair with cowboy boots.
S&F,
As promised, here's some of the links you wanted:
http://www.beargalleries.com/main.shtml
http://hunks.110mb.com/home.htm
http://www.hairyfetishes.com/index.html
http://www.hairyfetishes.com/0757/body.html
Enjoy!
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"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Kate. Octomom is bat shit crazy. Kate would give me gentle spankings.
Agreed DDD! That would be horrific!
I dont even think I can answer my own question. I think I'd rather jump off a bridge...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Octomom. She's just kind of pitiful. Kate I am scared of.
Kate I guess...arrghhh
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
@MJT:
*shudders at the thought of either of those bitches spawning again*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:31pm.
WHAT is your avie?! I've been staring for like 10 minutes...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Would you rather have sex with Octomom or Kate Gosselin?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:25pm.
ooooh thats kinda harsh. *checks for wrinkles* ;)
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Actually, it has to do with Mark Anthony and his slow progression to skeleton/zombie. Of course, JLo's ass is going to burst free one of these days and make friends with Arethra's chi chis.
(I know, I know, Arethra's chichis would have nothing to do with her trashy ass)
Kelly
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:25pm.
ooooh thats kinda harsh. *checks for wrinkles* ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
TV, Wilson from Castaway?
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Seriously....you owe me a pretty expensive glass of pinot noir right now!!!!
I WILL collect....:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I used to play this game with Rhoda, picking between Murray and Mr. Grant.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Goin' on a ciggie run...back in a flash! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Kelly. I think she's kinda cute.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:17pm.
okay i'll try:
would you rather have a threesome with Speidi or Jlo and Mark Anthony
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Jlo, at least for a few more years.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:22pm.
Would you rather do Kelly Osbourne or Carnie Wilson, with the understanding that you'd have to take either/or out to brunch the next day and "canoodle."
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Wilson from Home Improvement or Wilson from Castaway?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kelly Osbourne.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
OK, catching up...I would be the Hohan tampon, and JL/Marc Anthony!
Has Speidi even hit puberty yet?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:14pm.
I should almost be over the Vegas hangover by the 28th. Almost.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Would you rather do Kelly Osbourne or Carnie Wilson, with the understanding that you'd have to take either/or out to brunch the next day and "canoodle."
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:19pm.
ummmm...outside? yes, outside.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Mmmm. MJT, that one is tough, too. I think i'd go for Speidi as long as they don't talk. Mark is just too bony and sweaty and nasty.
Jlo and Marc
Keep going people..I am not tired.
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:10pm.
Russell Crowe. For sure.
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Inside or outside?
although it pains me to say it...Lindsey Lohan's.
Hi DDD!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
okay i'll try:
would you rather have a threesome with Speidi or Jlo and Mark Anthony
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Russell Crowe, for the win!!!!!
I'd rather be left holding the load than the dingleberries...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Would you rather be Amy Winehouse's or Lindsay Lohan's tampon?
Bitches? Y'all there?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Jazz, that's a tough one, but I think I'm gonna choose... hm... Russell Crowe's condom.
TV, I'll be there. I still might stop and score some drugs though.
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Just don't ask ME. I may have had SOME available at Merchant's BACK IN THE DAY, but I'm respectable now! An upstanding citizen of society!
OKAY?!
Seriously, that would be so fun. I'm coming in Jan. 28, I'll pick a day, and post it on Dlisted. Probably 8pm - ?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
hahahaha, I love how most are opting for Beck over Palin.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
condom
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:10pm.
Russell Crowe. For sure.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Would you rather be anal beads for Tom Cruise or a condom for Russel Crowe?
Bradiful Bitch,
Glenn Beck, because once we were on the cover, I could remind him of how he sexually assaulated me JUST to get to my brother, and when we were doing it he was quoting from Mein Kampf.
I'd get millions! I mean, how the hell could he EVER keep anything straight?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I'd be Glenn Beck's side piece ho.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009