Thursday, December 17th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 16th!
On December 16, 2009, Britney's weave finally achieves self-awareness - Plecostomus
Runners-up:
Don't worry Daisy, Jessica won't even recognize you! - Megan_
Due to his profound influence on Bo, the Obama's came to regret inviting Willie Nelson to perform at the White House. - Tyroan
Gnarley & Me - lisadob
(Thanks Blake "Not That Blake")
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all kidding aside, thats animal abuse. there isnt anything funny about it and the owner should be fucking shot.
Lots of high-larious comments, nice to be in such creative company.
lol congrats to the winners
yup!! I've been lmao with it....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks, jack!! I see you're enjoying your new toy.
Purty mom ya got there hahahah!
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Bottom-feeder.
CONGRATS PLECOOOOOOOOO!!!! love the avie, btw!! And a big congrats to the runner ups....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Oh, YAY!!!
Thanks, everyone@ And congrats too to fellow hos Megan_, Tyroan, and lisadob!
Gnarley & Me *snickerlaffsnortlol*
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats all - very funny!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Plecostomus!!!!! awahay!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Yay Pleco! between the avies and captioning, you are a double threat!
Congrats to the runners-up too. sweet!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Hahahaha! Pleco!!!!
Way to go winners!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
YAY PLECO!!!!!!!! Congrats Megan_, Tyroan & lisadob!
Pleco!!!!!!!
WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious captions!!!
Congrats to all!!! :D
Not to be a drag, but having tangled, matted hair is HORRIBLE for dogs. It can actually cut off the circulation in their skin and cause them horrible pain and actual skin death.
This is, quite frankly, an ignorant form of animal abuse.
Congrats,sluts!
HIGH-larious!
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Great ones!! Good job weiners!! I mean winners!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Congrats winners!! :D
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Christmas Is All Around
LMFAO!!! These are great! Glad to see "Gnarley & Me" make it in there.
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LOL MEGAN!
Congrats Pleco!!! Also to the runnerups!
I still stand by my entry "Mon's Best Friend"-how do you type in a Jamaican accent?
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
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"Come to Jamaica & feel alright."
Patches stuck true to his promise of never showering after Jerry Garcia's death.
This dog was featured on an episdoe of Animal Cops when it was left in a basement. When Beyonce saw the episode she knew she'd found the perfect Christmas gift for Solange this year. Basement Baby's mice friends even helped her style the pups hair just like hers.
Amanda
Axl Rose's new hair style
Jessica Simpson will sleep soundly this Christmas. The Coyote found out who's dog he'd injested and thew it back up out of disgust. Welcome home Daisy, its a Christmas miracle!! On a sadder note, it looks like Daisy's Ken Pave's coif extensions didn't fair too well in the wild.
Amanda
brittney's weave has gone out of control! along with cps PETA has been called on the scene!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
The Canine Mullet: Business in the front, knotty in the rear.
Dolores: I'd rather go without fur than wear Locks of Love hair donated by Jason Castro!
We No Be N Jamaica No More Toto
Cheryl Burke goes mop head rasta. Hail Selassie Mop Glo!
Jennifer Aniston without her Chi.
The love child of Marley and Bo keeps escaping from Air Force One.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Britney's flashing her snatch again.
Braidiful Bitch
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Wolf boy Remus is pictured performing his lead tenor solo during the last performance at the Washington Opera
Micheal Jackson death revealed as elaborate publicity stunt. Singer unveals new look at press conference announcing come back!
Sir, we know you clean after Tiger Woods mess, but when you complained about your working conditions you didn't specified which holes were those exactly.
Blah blah blah blah Britney's weave.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 9:03pm.
Rostafurryan.
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WINNER!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Shitneys original weave grew teeth!
Lady Gaga decides to forego photoshop for an exclusive photo session with Fran Leibowitz
think of sunglasses as portable eyeshadow
NEW from the makers of Baby Mop, the Jessica Simpson Mop sweeps, mops, licks up food spills, shakes itself clean when it's done, and fits easily in your car for maximum portability.
Rostafurryan.
Amy Winehouse returns from Jamacia where she was renowned for smoking a new weed/rogain hybrid for those truly looking to be a rasta.
Heidi Klum and Seal's new baby favors both of them equally.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Captain Jack Russell.
It's the sequel: Bob Marley and Me
2013: What happens when Brad Pitt ignores everyone telling him to shave.