Wednesday, December 16th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This Hollywood bad boy had supposedly cleaned up his act. However, his wife has been consulting very quietly with a prominent divorce attorney, and has also been asking a lot of questions around town about their stock portfolio and bank accounts. We’ve heard it’s because her husband’s former bouts with both substance abuse and the kind of sex that requires a fat bank account have made comeback. While he is working and he still has the fat bank account, he has lost his grip on both fidelity and sobriety. His wife has had enough, and has her foot halfway out the door. Dude, you’d better get your act together before she takes you to the cleaners, because your PR people are going to have a tough time spinning you out of this one. The girl may be pretty, but – in case it hasn’t dawned on you yet – she sure isn’t dumb. (Blind Gossip)

Charlie Sheen's (question mark) face popped up in my head as soon as I read "Hollywood bad boy." I'm pretty sure he has that tattooed on his taint.

Which fading reality starlet recently pulled a Britney? She shaved her head and was involuntarily admitted to a mental hospital in early December, but cameras missed the whole thing. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

This is as blind as STAINS. It's Danger from For Love of Ray J. Exhibit: A through Z

Which Hollywood hottie is less than impressed with her ex-boyfriend's equipment? She's telling friends he's a flop in the sack. (Page Six)

Kate Hudson? And if so, I'm mad at Page Six for referring to her as a "Hollywood hottie."

Posted by: Michael K


MK definitely Charlie Sheen the spinning as in "SPIN CITY" confirms your findings

what has become of this world? and how can we all bet how long this will last? Jesus if we have to have this shiz in our face all the time why can't we make money off of thier whinny little nasal voices and lack of talent. lamar must be a bigger fame who

It looks like he was in the process of getting tattooed in that picture. Notice the towel on his leg under the arm? The black dirty looking stuff on his arm is the ink that has been wiped away whilst tattooing, the tatooist has to do that to seen what he is doing with the needle.

freshfacestripper's picture

Charlie looks like he having a great time. He was fucking HOT back in the day!!!

Munkeyhed's picture

Eww, that looks like an infected injection site on his arm. Thought he just did blow & drank?

Harley Quinn's picture

#1 is definitely Sheen. Notice the Cincinatti Reds tshirt in the picture?

Sheen was in the movie "Major League" where he played a pitcher nicknamed "wild thing" for the Cleveland Indians.

Cleveland Indians & Cincinatti Reds = both Ohio baseball teams.

blind item #1 is obviously sean penn, dude.

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Bossy's picture

So if we put all the blind item guess together along with news stories...A-Rod was playing the field w/o Kate knowing. She also happened to be high maintenance and wanted face time with the camera at his games. Basically, she used him for publicity, he used her to warm his bed. Then he broke up with her w/the excuse of her being high maintenance and him wanting a serious relationship (which he clearly doesn't want). She, being annoyed that the person she was using was also using her and dumped her first, decides to be immature and spread stories about him being unimpressive in bed.

Wow, I really just spent time typing that out...looks like I need to get off of dlisted and do my work instead of caring about skanks breaking up with skanks.

ScarfnBarf's picture

It's not RD Jr. His wife has her own $$$$. Serious $$. She doesn't need to sneak around - SHE'S A BUSINESS WOMAN!

I think that thing on his arm is from the tattoo. Some people get really raw and peeling afterwards.

Joeb's picture

Now I'm not going to be able to sleep. It can't be Sheen. It would show on his TV show. He has to keep his life right. He can't be allowed to nosedive. If he has to be kept in jail for his own good, so be it.

If it's Robert Downey Jr., nobody could care less.

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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 9:16pm.
"This is as blind as STAINS. "

Michael...?!?!? Stains is NOT blind!!! Probably sees shit better than you and me! ;P

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That's what he meant, moomarse. STAINS is so NOT blind, just like this "blind" item, which was pretty obvious.

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"This is as blind as STAINS. "

Michael...?!?!? Stains is NOT blind!!! Probably sees shit better than you and me! ;P

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easyaspie2's picture

Does Charlie have a burn wound on his arm in that photo?

KeyLimePie's picture

Charlie Sheen was always the crazy one, not Denise. He and his latest wife had problems almost immediately. And remember his first wife who split after only six weeks? Women will keep marrying him because any relationship can fizzle but at least with him you get out quickly with some cash and cute kids. But why does he keep marrying??? He is a sociopath like Tiger.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

1. Charlie Sheen. "in case it hasn't DAWNEd on you" could be a hint since he was in "Red Dawn." "spinning" could be a reference to that show he was on, Spin City. Def him.

2.I don't watch much t.v. so I dunno

3. Obviously Kate Hudson

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lalolita's picture

1 has charlie sheen written all over it. Like jizz on a porn star's face.
2 fuck if I know
3 Kate Hudson, my bitches (friends) use that method of revenge when their men have turned out to be douchebags.

no me jodas!

Madam Pince's picture

What the fuck is wrong with Charlie Sheen? He's going to end up making Denise Richards look sane.

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letinstar's picture

why does charlie even bother to get married...
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Callan's picture

I thought maybe it could be Robert Downey Jr. instead of Charlie Sheen. But I don't remember RDJ ever having problems with hookers in addition to drugs. Plus, he was just out with his wife at his Walk of Fame ceremony and they looked affectionate. I haven't seen Charlie out with his wife for awhile. Definitely Charlie Sheen.

charlie m's picture

WHY THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TO SNEAK AROUND FUCKING TOWN WITH ATTORNEYS. YOURE FUCKING LEGALLY MARRIED TO THEM GET THE GODDAMN ACCOUNT INFO AND WRITE ALL IT DOWN ON A SINGLE FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER AND STASH IT THE KITCHEN AND TAKE OFF WITH FUCKING IT IF YOU HAVE TO. IF YOUR LEGALLY MARRIED THERE SHOULDNT BE THESE KINDS OF FUCKING SECRETS ANYWAY AND ACCOUNTS SHOULD BE IN AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING AND/OR ANYWAY.

lady fabulous's picture

Stay married longer and make more $$. Sheesh! What is wrong with the gold diggers of today!

M.E.'s picture

SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN!!!!!!!!

TopTwitsBlog's picture

He's still classier than Denise somehow.
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MissJaneTexas's picture

I just DON'T get it. Why the hell does Charlie Sheen keep getting married?!!? And the better question is why do women keep marrying him and then act shocked when he cheats!? Do women really go through ALL of that and babies for money? So lame.

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babybunny's picture

Charlie is a seriously sick f***. I saw him in person once and he looks like he is permanently stoned. He has had too much handed to him and hasn't had to do shit but kick back and do a little acting...nepotism truly sucks. I hope she cleans him out, Brooke and Elin need to get busy with these deadbeats...and seriously take them to the cleaners. No more second chances for waste of air loozers...

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Damn MK where did you find that picture?

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QueenOfTrashin's picture

I would be hard pressed to describe Charlie's wife as "pretty". Soooo, Kate HOdson was just with him for the publicity. Sad.

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David Duchovny for #1?

HoityToity's picture

On the one about the equipment, it is Lady Caca and her mini peeny! Yep, thats the one!

Plecostomus's picture

Must be rug burns. From his ex-wife.

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WTF is going on with Charlie's freaking right arm in that photo?

SICK!