Wednesday, December 16th 2009

Christimas Has Gone Too Far

OctoMom is still one of the hardest working baby pimps on the stroll. Octo slipped into a slutty Santy onesie and pushed half of her child army in front of the cameras for Life & Style (scanned by Jezebel).

Octo's BABIES!! don't even get the holidays off. You can tell they're pissed off. Or maybe they're pissing themselves. Or both! And the little girl at the end only looks happy, because she spotted a CPS officer in the distance.

The other 6 members of Octo's crying band of babies were too busy to pose for this mess. They were upstairs trying to make an escape rope out of Octo's collection of "Mrs. Pitt" t-shirts.

Posted by: Michael K


julia pan's picture

MERRY CHRISTMAS... ANGELINA ?!?

Miss Panties's picture

Is this another manipulative strategy to try to impress men into wanting you by saying you do it all by yourself? LOL
Allergic to blowjobs much?

Miss Sexy Panties

filthy cute's picture

A few of these brats look stone-cold weetawded.

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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

OctoMom turned out to be a decent Momma after all and I do have to admit, for having 14 kids she sure has a great shape.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

They are not potty chairs - there chairs for babies that help keep them in place, I bought one about a year or two ago for my sister.

kdracofan's picture

they are cute babies
the mom is hideous

Wren's picture

They actually do have bottle holders. I've seen them.

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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."

stinkweed - they ain't potty chairs, they are a new invention designed so that even babies not old enough to sit straight no longer need to be held by mommy. now all we need is something that holds the bottle in the kid's mouth while they're in the stroller and we're golden.

stinkweed's picture

Why do they have them posing on POTTY CHAIRS?

Good heavens.

Green Is Good's picture

She has the eyes of a sociopath. Scary.

salacious's picture

Yes it's gone too far. Someone needs to put a stop to this bitch, and I mean Angelina. She's a self-involved, manipulative, conniving, hypocritical, shallow media ho. The worst part is how she gets glorified because of her little humanitarian act.

Whatever's picture

Who keeps giving this moron attention? She is one of the biggest free loaders on earth.

Centaurious's picture

When my previously slutty friends had kids, they were suddenly all in their Xmas pics in turtlenecks and cords.

I liked that.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Harley Quinn's picture

I hate this smug, ghetto brood mare.

And as a California tax payer - I want my fucking money back!!!

Sexy Pants's picture

I just noticed the side caption that says "Octomom focuses on what's really important", lol! Can I just mention those eyes of crazy she is throwing at the camera in that picture? Ok, I'm done.

Sexy Pants's picture

Who poses with 8 babies while wearing naughty Santa lingerie? Those poor kids! I hope they have some kick-ass nannies to be their mommies because I'm scared of that woman and couldn't imagine dealing with that crazy on a daily basis.

delirio's picture

Where are her other kids, the ones who didn't come in an eight pack?
I think the one on the left is trying to drive that thing far away

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 6:41pm.
Did My taxes pay for those costumes too?
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And they're just babies, imagine all the future expenses :P

Hysteria's picture

Babies for profit. She should be in jail.

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crazyinjapan's picture

Moosh, he's gettin' elbowed in the noggin by his momma.

moosh's picture

where's the 8th one??

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Cute kids...mom not so much.

KidL's picture

UGH! I loathe this bitch so much. Nice to see her other kids aren't pictured. I guess they aren't little cash cows, so they don't matter.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

The only redeeming quality about this baby whore is that she's a living, breathing caricature of Angelina. AND from her #1 fan no less, ha!

Chirio's picture

That photo should be one of those: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? thingy games...

Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY

moomarse's picture

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:50pm.
"Baby Special".....is she having a sale??

HAHAHAHA!!

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

stefystef's picture

There are no pics of the older children?
This bitch sickens me. And they are getting us ready for her reality show.
I hope it bombs.

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

moomarse's picture

Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:41pm.
fucking waste of oxygen. merry FUCKING XMAS I hope she loses all her money, gets cancer, and AIDS, and dies on the street in her own piss

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still to good...
what about a bbq and all the kids can have their first taste of meat?

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

The C word's picture

"Baby Special".....is she having a sale??

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Christmas Is All Around

Erika_Leigh28's picture

OHHH and ANOTHER thing this cunt got disability for year for a fucking "backache" I'm fucking SURE but they didn't want to give it to my mother's husband when he had a stroke and couldn't even remember his fucking name. R u kidding me. I hope the gov't is the first to go in 2012

Erika_Leigh28's picture

fucking waste of oxygen. merry FUCKING XMAS I hope she loses all her money, gets cancer, and AIDS, and dies on the street in her own piss

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Oh, fer fuck's sake!
I wish I was still in contact with my old Jersey friends **coughcoughGuidoandSalcoughcough**. This would be a good time to call in some markers.
FEH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.

parkerj's picture

This woman is certifiable...coo coo for coco puffs certifiable! How is she allowed to have any responsibility over all those little babies?!

Centaurious's picture

OK, I know I am gullible beyond belief, that has been well-established on Dlisted, but did she actually have all of those kids with THE IDEA of having some sort of show or fame?

I am starting to think "YES."

She makes me woozy with distaste.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Freak Speely's picture

Ughhhh, her people are already branding her as some sort of MILF after everybody in the free world saw that ghastly picture of her when she was pregnant with what looked like an alien pod.

Every time I see her I think of that eye-trauma. She is NOT SEXY.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Zappy's picture

Why even give her any publicity at all? She is a fuggly nasty ho.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 7:45pm.

DL! Hey hon, how you feeling today :) ?

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

charlie m's picture

Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 7:25pm.
MY BOY CHARLIE, THIS FUCKING CUNT PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH! SHE WASTED OVER 3 MILLION DOLLARS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS TO HAVE THESE LITTLE SHITS SO SHE CAN BE "FAMOUS" AND NOW IS MAKING MONEY OF IT! THEY SHOULD MAKE THIS FUCK PAY THE STATE BACK!
SHE IS GETTING EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS AND LIVING OF FREEBIES AND A REALITY SHOW, BUT ALSO GOVERMENT AID.....FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE HER!

AGREE. THE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE WHO WEAR THE PANTS ARE THOSE WHO HAVE ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE AND WHERE-WITH-ALL TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES AND WRAP THEMSELVES WITH SELF FUCKING ACCOUNTABLILTY. IM ALL FOR HELPING THE MOTHERFUCKING TRUELY DOWN-TRODIN' BUT GET OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FAT ASS AND HELP YOURSELF. SHIT I WENT FROM A CPA TO A FUCKING HAMBURGER FLIPPER IN THE RECESSION OF '79 THEN BACK UP AGAIN AND MABY FUCKING BACK DOWN AGAIN. AT LEAST IN FUCKING RICHES OR POVERTY I KNOW THOSE FUCKING FEDS WONT BE DICATING MY HEALTH AND FINAL FUCKING WELL BEING.

tadow's picture

charlie m - you are probably the smartest goddam person on earth. I look at this lady and I think she basically set them all up for a life of crap because there's no way she can pay for their life, college whatever. When they turn 18, she can't get anymore money from the state, so what will she do? Probably whore out the girls in play boy. CUNT
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Champaign for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

The copy w/the picture says that Octocunt "believes that material things are "overvalued". If that's the case, she should give back everything given to her, including the original implants that turned out to be her child army. Really...this subhuman twat needs to be publicly executed for child abuse.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

WTF?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Right. This was in Hustler, was it?

This twat needs sterilizing and her 14 kids all need a better home.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

shandiRW's picture

And the little girl at the end only looks happy, because she spotted a CPS officer in the distance.
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AHAHAHAHA!

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shut the smurf up's picture

lil rascal is the swettest!
Charlie you sexy mofo how are you?

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

little_rascal's picture

@ charlie m

Thank you for your kind words!

Happy holidays!

jim's picture

MY BOY CHARLIE, THIS FUCKING CUNT PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH! SHE WASTED OVER 3 MILLION DOLLARS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS TO HAVE THESE LITTLE SHITS SO SHE CAN BE "FAMOUS" AND NOW IS MAKING MONEY OF IT! THEY SHOULD MAKE THIS FUCK PAY THE STATE BACK!
SHE IS GETTING EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS AND LIVING OF FREEBIES AND A REALITY SHOW, BUT ALSO GOVERMENT AID.....FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE HER!

I JUST WANT TO TAKE 1 SWING WITH MY BAT AT THOSE FAKE LIPS(WHICH MY TAX DOLLARS PAID FOR) AND KNOCK ALL HER TEETH OUT SO SHE CAN NEVER SMILE AGAIN AND I WILL BE HAPPY!

joanne's picture

She committed welfare fraud, she committed disability fraud,and she's a Jolie wannabe and they just keep giving her more and more. WTF?

As Peter Griffith sang, Holy crap here comes Jesus and he doesn't look to happy.

charlie m's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 7:14pm.
It looks like a whole nursery school, and those are just her octuplets. The other 6 are in the house I guess.
8 + 6 = 14 babies
Dear Lord....

YOU ARE A PRECIOUS LITTLE DEAR AND ANGEL. IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR A WHILE AND WHAT A PRECIOUS DEAR YOU ARE. GOD BLESS YOU.

Fuck her. She looks like every other nasty ass plastic whore out there.
But damn, those babies are fucking adorable.

little_rascal's picture

It looks like a whole nursery school, and those are just her octuplets. The other 6 are in the house I guess.
8 + 6 = 14 babies
Dear Lord....

Paquita's picture

i'm out!!
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Is this real life?