Let's Just Focus On The Positive
Yes, Priscilla Presley's face still looks like a stress ball. I bet if you poke it, it will leave an indent. Unfortunately, Prissy has to sleep hanging upside down and she can no longer enjoy the simple pleasures of a gentle dick slap to the forehead. Sometimes it's hard maintaining the face of a White Chick.
But really, instead of making the sign of the cross and hissing at Prissy's face, we should bow down to her perfect eyebrow game. They almost look like fuzzy stickers. Shit, they probably are fuzzy stickers. Since Prissy can't feel her face anymore, she sticks them on every morning with liquid nails. Whatever her brow process is, the finished result is something to marvel at.
Here's Prissy trying to move her mouth at a press conference for Cirque du Soleil's Viva Elvis show in Las Vegas yesterday.
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Ladies, ladies. Be nice. When Elvis left our world for that fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in the sky, the 'estate' he left was broke. It was Miss P who single handedly created that mighty red velveteen fleur de lis empire we fondly refer to as 'Graceland' and the millions associated with the aforementioned when she opened it to the public, for a nominal fee, indubitably.
Why is this b1tch Elvis' representative now that he's dead? She's not his widow. She divorced him before he died.
I remember about 10ish years ago they did an Elvis tribute on TV and she was sitting up in the balcony like some fkn queen with her fat lardo daughter. That's when I knew I hated her ugly stupid face.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
You nailed it. The Hollywood women who have something to offer like talent and brains may go for some subtle nips and tucks but nothing like the ridiculous things done by those who have invested their entire beings in their appearance because that's all they ever had to offer. Such irony that the physically beautiful ones are the ones who end up looking like such shit.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 6:15am.
Priscilla Presley is the perfect example of a Hollywood beauty who had nothing to offer the world but her physical features so she waged/wages an epic battle against time.
But she is losing in every way conceivable.
EPIC FACIAL FAIL!
Snideychick sez:
Let's just focus on the positive.
Like she still has a pulse?
That is all...
I have zero pity for her being taken in by a fraud.. the young Argentinian doc probably flirted/flattered these women into their circle and yeah.. Vanity of that level is pathetic.
And @ kate773 on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:37am.- I laughed - Jigsaw's basement indeed! So funny but true.
In your mid/later thirties the small changes do crop up seemingly overnight.. sucks yep. But keep licing a healthy lifestyle, keep some shit at bay. But no one can fight it 100%. I roll my eyes when the nasty country club bitches running around in tennis skirts (with knees sliding down like melted cupcakes on a Texas sidewalk) are in my dermatologist's office waiting room. Because of them I gotta wait extra long to get REAl shit done, you know like check moles to makes sure my shit is not cancerous (runs in the family) and they get priority appointments to get botox /restylane etc b.c it is a money maker for the docs. Fuck em. They aren't fooling anyone. They just look like mutton dressed as lamb.
And why is Priscilla still pimping Elvis's memory?!?! has she ever made her own money? I am no expert but heard someone say she wasn't even the love of his life...sure they married and had a kid but she wasn't his true love. Some people think it was Ann Margaret (there is someone who has had work, but subtly done and looks leagues better!) and Ann has never sold out Elvis or talked about their affair. Good for her!
Good Lord, Jesus and the Shepherds. WHY??!?!?!
HEY GUYS, BE GENTLE. HER EYEBROWS STILL LOOK GREAT, AT LEAST GIVE HER THAT.
wow she used to be such a lovely looking woman - what a shame
Stan Hooper, I was about to say the exact same thing: "She used to be so beautiful."
And she still could be, by accepting the aging process.
Why do Scientologists always look so plastic? They all have the same vacant over polished look about them.
She used to be so beautiful!! The woman had a face of an angel...now its the work of the devil! Jesus!
Elvis is lucky to have checked out of the building!!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
She looks like a goddamned freak show. I honestly wonder if any of these plastic surgery nuts ever look in the mirror and think "What the fuck did I do to myself?"
As a 37 year old, I get the whole "aging sucks" thing. I'm not enjoying what's happening to me right now. But there's a thing called subtlety. You can have few little things here and there nip/tucked and look great and natural instead of doing giant radical procedures and that make you come out looking like something out of Jigsaw's basement.
It's WAY too early for this Marilyn Manson shit...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
homegirl got auto lube injected in her for $500 an injection...now you tell me who in there right or wrong mind would have anything injected in their skin at someones house...not a clinic and the doctor is now in jail in South America (of course). I am sorry I am not the brightest bulb in the pack either, but if anyone comes at me with a syringe at someones house, I better be getting high, not getting it shot into my face. She has noone to blame but herself for this atrocity....and the sad thing is she cannot undo this...she paid tons of money to look like the joker. This doc was a complete crock and he of course took the money and ran.
You mean, that's not a wax figure?
When I see her, I want to cry. She used to be so beautiful. She should have avoided the plastic surgery and just aged naturally. Her lips look so rubbery and her face is just pitiful.
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Priscilla Presley is the perfect example of a Hollywood beauty who had nothing to offer the world but her physical features so she waged/wages an epic battle against time.
But she is losing in every way conceivable.
EPIC FACIAL FAIL!
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That is so unfortunate, I remember how beautiful she used to be. Now she reminds me of a stroke victim.
As always, it's the lips. Why do people insist on putting shit in their lips when pretty much everyone who has had it done looks like shit? They don't move naturally... they don't sit right. Often you can get away with a poor nose job or even cheek implants... but the lips just make you look like an alien. Have a face lift... have everything you want done but DON'T TOUCH THE LIPS FOR FUG'S SAKE!
In all the mess that is her head, I always focus on what I think is the most disturbing feature.....
WHY does she put on her lipstick with the fucking points? Who the fuck has lips with such drastic points on them? It drives me friggin nuts. She was so beautiful and used to always look nice. She was the original Any Winehouse with the foot high hair at her wedding to Elvis. Why she did so much drastic stuff to her face is beyond me.
As a side note....I am a huge Elvis fan and would love to see that show.
Let's talk about the hair dye job and ignore the face (is that possible?).
Multi-tonal mess. When brown dye looks pink/purple, the original hair colours is white.
Let your imagination roll......!
Lux, Twenty years with the same guy; still pretty good.
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Really?! You must give me your secrets; I've never been married though I'd love to be.
I know at this point in my life, though, that the problem is ME! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
And...now I'm off to enjoy a tubby in the ol' clawfoot.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Yup.
Can't complain. Twenty years with the same guy; still pretty good.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Lux, *thanks God/The Universe/Whoever she doesn't have to have sex w/ herself*
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LOL...how sad would that be!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
*thanks God/The Universe/Whoever she doesn't have to have sex w/ herself*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
ScarfnBarf,
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I totally know that feeling, it's like, what else can I do?
Don't take am Ambien, take it from me!
The guy who banged me while I was in the Ambien haze was so not worth it...I probably would have dumped him months before had I remembered them!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Heya, ScarfnBarf.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Hey Lux.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:32am.
Every time I turn on my car I expect them to pop up!
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Manny, Moe, and Jack!
What's up Centy? I had a Red Bull 4hrs ago. My house is spotless, I'm wide awake, and I have to be at my mechanics in 7hrs. Wayyyy too late for an Ambien + I don't want to have crazy Ambien sex with myself tonight. We're not in the mood.
I just read something that Tiger Woods' wife is leaving him and he is going to be with that Rachel Uchitel creature....
Christ, if you took all the filler out of her face and body, you'd be left with a soaking wet sandwich bag.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Wow.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
ScarfnBarf,
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God! PEP BOYS...
They are all over the tube here.
Every time I turn on my car I expect them to pop up!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:18am.
Lovely! I want that mask for Halloween! Anyone knows where I can buy that?
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Pep Boys
TITS, et tu?
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Brutal! I'm in Austin; no snow.
But I'm FROM NY and New England, total potential of snow!
I wanna have some snow!
Supposedly, last week, we were supposed to have one inch of snow. I put on my snowflake sweater, dressed the dogs in their LL Bean jackets, there were about 5 flakes. That's it!
*crying*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Hiya centy.
waiting for snow and waiting for sleep.
et tu?
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Lovely! I want that mask for Halloween! Anyone knows where I can buy that?
You know something, TITS?
I figured out a long time ago that I very much enjoy being the object of other's derision!
As long as it's not TOO mean-spirited!
I love to be the butt of others' jokes!
How are ya, my love?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
DD, Yes, she has millions. I don't get it either
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Sigh...well I will never understand it. I may be wearing Walmart panties and driving a 15 year old car, but when it comes to my face, it's either top dollar or nothing!
Like Lasik, I want it, but I won't pay the cut rate prices that are advertised. The best doctors will charge you almost 8K, which is fine, and I could really use it.
However, I cannot afford it at the moment, so glasses and contacts will prevail. No chop shop in the world will ever get their hands on my eyes...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
ah centy you're someone to ME!
*someone to point and laugh at, but none the less,... SOMEONE!*
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Hi DD, She says it was a make-up malfunction.
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Ahhh...my initial reaction was that it was photoshopped to look like she was doing coke!
If not photoshopped, she is either a cokehead or needs to fire her makeup artist...
BS to the second, though, because I think any woman checks their makeup if somebody else has done it, even if not...I will always give a quick check before departing.
And I'm a nobody!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
yeesh.
i had to adblock that pic! scary. like if i close my eyes i'll still see her face in a pink outline in my eyelids.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:53am.
Pucci, Coochie, Ewwwwwwww......
It is true, she did go to a Botox/filler party and had silicone injected in her face.
I don't get that...I'm barely middle-class, and I made damn sure I went to the best doctor in town to get my Juvederm, and if I couldn't afford it, I would have went without.
Doesn't this woman have millions?
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Yes, she has millions. I don't get it either.
Have you guys seen that photo of Nicole Kidman with all that white powder around her nostrils? She says it was a make-up malfunction.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/16/nicole-kidman-powder-make-up-pro...
Pucci, Coochie, Ewwwwwwww......
It is true, she did go to a Botox/filler party and had silicone injected in her face.
I don't get that...I'm barely middle-class, and I made damn sure I went to the best doctor in town to get my Juvederm, and if I couldn't afford it, I would have went without.
Doesn't this woman have millions?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
March 25, 2008
Priscilla, like so many of her social set, was taken in by Daniel Serrano, a handsome Argentinian who had somehow plugged into the Hollywood elite. Serrano, who turns out wasn’t even licensed to practice medicine in the US, provided what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox. According to TMZ,
Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. He charged between $300 and $500 a pop.
The injections caused lumps, paralysis and even holes in the face. Serrano, subsequently dubbed “Dr. Jiffy Lube,” ended up in jail, but not before disfiguring many women.
Source:
http://beautyandthebreast.org/2008/03/25/priscilla-presley%E2%80%99s-fac...
I heard from somewhere that she got her face injected with something that was illegal and it really screwed her up badly. The doctor was arrested for doing this to other woman.
On the other hand, you all are genius:
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:07am.
I bet when she finally dies, that face doesn't decay. It just sits there over her skull.
Submitted by roxie on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:54am.
i'm sure Elvis now looks better than her
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:48am.
She looks like the Lisa Marie Presley Collector's Candle
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:06pm.
She looks like a tortoise with a wig. I keep expecting her to eat an orchid.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 9:20pm.
*pokes it with a stick*
I have no words, for once.
I bet when she finally dies, that face doesn't decay. It just sits there over her skull.