Hot Slut Of The Day!
Patrick McDonald, "The Dandy" of NYC and a contestant on Bravo's Launch My Line.
Fun fact: "Launch My Line" is also a party game Lindsay Lohan plays with her friends using the leftover bad shit.
Anyway, in case you haven't been watching this wreck, Launch My Line features hos competing against each other for their own fashion line with the help of a designer. It's hosted by Flotsam and Jetsam from The Little Mermaid. Patrick is one of the contestants and describes himself as a "dandy." I guess that just means he speaks with his wrists, always carries at least 4 silk scarves on his person and constantly faints whenever the mood arises. Patrick might be the only person in America who still keeps a crystal vial of smelling salts in his purse.
But the real reason why I get the tingles for Patrick is obvious. It has everything to do with his Disney villainous eyebrows and extensive hat collection. It's like Boy George and The Mad Hatter stepped into a Spice Girls song together. Patrick always looks like he's thinking up with some diabolical plan to ruin the most beautiful virgin princess in the kingdom. And he does it without even moving his face. That's a gift!
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WHAT THE FUKKK!! Could you imagine hooking up with this queen and she, I mean he, spends the night. When you wake up you find your blankets and pillows smeared for days with his eyeliner, then you see him without all that make-up in the morning and you just want to throw his eyeliner-less ass to the curb...no...the dumpster.
For a fashionista, he sure it tacky!!!!
I don't care what anyone says; I LOVE HIM!
Eyebrows forever!
I am officially in LOVE with this man. "I'm going to name my line 'Wickenden' after my late grandfather". Move over Malificent!!! He is definitely my Hot Slut of the Year.
This is some Irma Serrano "La Tigresa" shit!
I was wondering when he'd show up here! He's actually a legitimate fashion journo and at all the shows in NYC- I love any time his brows pop up in Vogue at some function, the people in that magazine is so safe and square it's sad...
So THIS is what Scott Dickhead was up to while "out of town..."
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
this guy should be Hot Slut of theYear.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
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Snideychick sez:
This fucker better not claim to be SteamPunk. I'll take him down with my crossbow if he does!
This show is odd, odd, odd! I saw an episode yesterday, waiting for my Top Chef reunion. You just don't know what's going on -- is it funny, is it campy, are they serious, is this really about fashion, what the hell is Rue La La . Com? (Oddly, in a way, they need to be campier if that's what they're going for). If this guy's a dandy, then the two hosts seem like slightly more modern twin dandies who always seem to speak at the same pitch while facing each other, their hands and shoulders up in a permananent semi-shrug.
PS. I do believe that DJ Cubeechee on this show is Jaime Presley's husband, right? He's a cross between Benicio del Toro and my Uncle Ben.
there's gay dudes and there's scary fags. this guy falls into the latter category. also, he needs more eyeliner.
Agreed Green Tea Latte. Bravo does reality with a modicum of class and I love their shows but I haven't brought myself to watch this yet. Not sure if I want to waste the time. I have it on my DVR but I'll keep it for when I'm REALLY REALLY bored.
ummmm. he sort of reminds me of david bowie in the white suit pic for some reason
I'm pretty much Bravo's bitch when it comes to their Reality and Competitive Reality shows but even I'm avoiding this HOT ASS MESS of a show!
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Saw this person on a preview the other day and was just waiting for them to be named HSOTD!
Yeehaw!
MK "What Have I, What Have I, What Have I Done To Deserve This???"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He's a bit Adam Ant-ish.
And speaking of moles, we've seen this on DL before, but this is the grossest one I have ever seen. With the possible exception of my ex mother-in-law.
http://chasingdaisy.com/blogimages/naked_mole_rat.jpg
His design expert on the show is as big a qween as he is. It is such fun to watch them hiss and scratch at each other.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Oh man. A Flotsam and Jetsam reference is exactly what I needed to lift my spirits before I take this final. Thanks MK!
ooh he also looks like the evil guy in Mannequin 2!!! hahahaha
Submitted by toofargone on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:12am
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Oooo..you're absolutely right (SFW):
http://stevejanke.com/archives/medium_child_catcher.jpg
...creepy...
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I have seen the show and it is mediocre (putting it kindly). But my question is, who are the 2 hosts trying desperately to be still twinks? UGH! Are they supposed to be some kind of famous and shit? I never heard of them before.
PS: I just clicked on "flotsom" and "jetsom" and they ARE quite famous and shit! As Jack Benny would say, "Well!" No, Benny is not from my time, I just like TV shows from that era, that's all--sheesh!
FACE!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
he also has a few tablespoons of the Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" in him
that thing gave me nightmares in my childhood
He just needs to go ahead and connect his eyebrowns to his sideburns.
Are we still hating on gingers today?
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
just too fucking old for that look. this lady needs to get some dignity and to stop applying eyebrow pencil while on the subway
Those eyebrows do have pizazz. I'm intrigued.
Hahaha...Chola Anthony Perkins....
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Too Bad Hot sluts like this one are going to lose to cute animals...:( Morning everybody
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Looks like he's trying hard to morph into Elizabeth Taylor. Fuggedaboutit, dandy boy.
It's waaaaaaaaaaaay too early in the morning to be vomiting without being knocked up!! Thanks MK!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
His face is all sorts of fake. wth with the mole!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
I'm okay with everything but the fake mole.
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His side burns look like press-on velcro.
thats the look, the look of love
John Galliano wannabe. But, it's still pretty fantastic!
Does he have some sort of east coast tranny chola-wanna-be thing going on there? Yeah, he's frigging dandy, alright. This is ANOTHER example of too much plastic surgery and the reason why no one should ever get *permanent* make-up.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
The fuck?
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Show's fukken boring. Bravo should've sucked up the Weinstein bullshit to keep PR on its network because I'm never gonna watch Lifetime.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here