Peaches Geldof Almost Died
Peaches Geldof, the socialtard daughter of Bob Geldof, was on her way to Disneyland in CA yesterday when the driver of the car she was riding in lost control and crashed that shit. Everyone in the car lived to Tweet the tale.
Actually, just a few minutes before the crash Peaches took to her Twitter to joke about how she felt like she was in Grand Theft Auto because she was speeding down the freeway with her IDGAF ("I Don't Give A Fuck") crew. The IDGAF crew is like the special needs version of Big Brother's Chilltown alliance.
That Peaches is such a hardcore bad ass motherfucker hipster. It's a shame that she has the name of an elderly Maltese who can't control its bowels anymore.
I'll let Peaches' Tweets tell the rest of the story. You might want to put a helmet on so you don't suffer brain injuries while banging your head on the table. Don't end up like Peaches did naturally.
Speeding like I have never, ever witnessed before on the freeway courtesy of @thedeathqueen -feel like I'm in a scary car chase video game..
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitterJust actually experienced a full on car carsh with the IDGAF crew. Wow, I guess we really don't GAF.
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter@thedeathqueenonthecrash "I was just trying to get us all to Disney on fucking time! My creeper slipped on the pedals! Its not my fault!"
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitterHonestly can't believe were alive after that. And that the front of the car is totally fucked up and yet were still carrying on to Disney!?
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitterMy last memories if we had all died following the epic crash- reading the nme, then screaming clinging to @ajtweets what a way to go...
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitterCan't believe "Dead Mans Party" was playing during that.
about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
And she also Tweeted a picture of the aftermath. That's probably what the inside of my head looks like after reading this shit. Now, I think I'll go bash a peach until it turns to mush. It's for breakfast!
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why in hell is she cruising around in some 1997 Lexus?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
"Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof(born 16 March 1989) is an English socialite and occasional broadcaster."
Haha. I clicked the link just because I knew she had some sort of messed up name. So much hilarity going on there.
I also don't think she's the fat goth. She's the blonde who looks like she has special needs.
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stupid, ugly, spoiled coke heads.
Is that a Chevy Lumina?
I guess they REALLY dgaf.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Pity she didn't die, boring, vain, stupid cunt.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
unbefuckenlievable what's next is this bitch going to tweet her bowl movements? what a twat!
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
God, I hope another car wasn't involved. If it were, I hope they sue the fuck out of her family. What a low life piece of shit. Don't speed - idiots!
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Pack this asshole up and get her out of the US!
For the record, Peaches you prick, 'almost' doesn't count. Try and do the job properly next time.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Too bad she didn't die. She's a spoilt waste of skin.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
IS PEACHES THE FAT GOTH IN THIS PICTURE?? You KNOW which one I'm talking about!
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:05pm.
who the fuck is peaches geldof and why is she not dead
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I'm older than dirt and don't have time to give you a history of the 80s and why Peaches Geldof's name is even known to ANYONE.
Wiki can catch you up in a hot flash minute. (I'm guessing your a young-un, like Peaches):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_Geldof
Submitted by putas on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:56am
Ahaha I just finished watching that last night! It's HBO on Demand.
Thanks, Vern. I wish Blondie hadn't broken up. You read the whole story about Debbie Harry and why the band broke up?
Plus, did you know that "Marky Ramone of the Ramones and Harry attend a screening of Burning Down the House, a 2009 documentary about CBGB's heyday."
I'd like to see that documentary. Where is it?
Why give the troll more publicity? Nobody in America knows who the fuck Bob Geldof is, let alone his annoying offspring.
And hopefully the cops will get all over this as the idiot admitted to speeding.
And MK didn't even publish the bit where all those fucktards tweet about cheating death. If only Final Destination could happen.
Stupid cunt. Next time she decides to endanger lives , I hope her face ends up looking like that fender. Where's the police when you need them?
Why are all celebrity kids so messed up? Instead of saving the entire planet, Geldof should have raised his kid properly. If everyone would take care of their own, the world would automatically be a better place.
who the fuck is peaches geldof and why is she not dead!
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:51am.
Yep...I'm a huge fan of Danny Elfman's music even now, too..his movie/soundtrack scores are pretty fucking amazing. Kind of cool how he made that transition.
Now I need to watch that movie 'Back To School' with Rodney Dangerfield which featured Dead Man's party in a few major scenes.. haha. Why do I remember esoteric trivia yet cannot find my other shoe?
Submitted by remingtonh on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:01am.
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HAHA!
And @ kacky - i was thinking the same thing. What if they killed some people driving on the same road? Peaches is a rotten, equine little piece and she tries too hard. The prison tatts (her tattoos look poorly done), the outfits.. and look at these kids. She's the Leader of The Losers.
AWESOME!!!!
Thank you Diamond!!
Love Blondie too, actually was her for Halloween one year. Those lyrics are so evilly funny.
And Hell Yes Pleccy! All I could think of when I read this story was about that douche Hogan and his poor friend. Seeing pictures of him in the hospital still haunts me. The worst part is, with Peaches, if she were left like that, it is her family that will suffer. She wouldn't know what happened.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:24am.
*golf clap* @ DiamondDawg.
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Woot, PLeco!! I got a *golf clap* from ya!!!
I'm loving your new avie. Who is the BASE FACE you use?
R u in da forum? i have only seen *golf claps* there...brb
Submitted by Emmatrude on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:41am.
APPARENTLY SHE GAVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE 5000 POSTS ON TWITTER THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT.
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LoL. No kidding.
Her dad should send her to military school or the military itself. Then let's have a case of "friendly fire"
J/K!
*golf clap* @ DiamondDawg.
Love Blondie. Perfect song for this stuck-up skank. Hope next time she goes to Disney that Hogan boy is driving and they have Miley as a hood ornament.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:24am.
Harsh, but if she had it would have been for the best. Rarely have I ever met someone with such an air about her. This total believe in life owing her something and with such little talent to justify this.
The totally tragic Hipster stuff she writes for Nylon, moving to NY and adopting an American accent and then joining Scientology. God, I thought she was a pathetic wannabe when she was in London, not that she could get any worse.
I worked with her once on a shoot for a magazine I worked for and she was the biggest madam ever. She also thinks she is a lot more clever than she is.
"Yah sorry I like totally need to do this shoot ASAP cos I am totally engrossed in the works of Keats and I must read more yah"
God how we laughed at her silly arse.
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"Rip Her To Shreds"
(Hey! Psst PSST! Here she comes now.)
Oh, you know her, would you look at that hair
Yeah, you know her, check out those shoes
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues
She looks like the Sunday comics
She thinks she's Brenda Starr
Her nose job is real atomic
All she needs is an old knife scar
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Red eye shadow! Green mascara!
Yuck! She's too much
She looks like she don't know better
A case of partial extreme
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater
Acting like a soap opera queen
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She got the nerve to tell me she's not on it
But her expression is too serene
Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet
Always looking to create a scene
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull. Rip her to shreds
Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Yeah, you know her, with the fish-eating grin
She's so dull
Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so dull
Yeah, there she goes now
She making out with King Kong
She take her boat to Hong Kong
Well, bye bye sugar
And not a minute too soon
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:15am.
Thanks Glitter Kitty for the snark about Peaches hurry to GAF about Keats!!! That will tickle me all day, bet you ripped her to shreds!
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Funny thing about that is back in the day, when Bob Geldof was performing music, his contemporary, Blondie recorded a song call "Rip Her To Shreds"
(must say, it's a pretty fucking awesome song!)
http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742261677117645
Thanks Glitter Kitty for the snark about Peaches hurry to GAF about Keats!!! That will tickle me all day, bet you ripped her to shreds!
Doesn't Jack look like one of Octomom's kids?
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:13am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:10am.
@Chirio: And by "like", I mean "hate" of course:)
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damn it! I had a choice??!! Delete what I said before, then I hate everything! I feel more comfortable now! haha
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Wait.
Any chance this happened on Monday?
What if Peaches IDGAF Geldof hung out out with Frances Bean? They can call it the DB20 club = Dead By 20.
I think that's pretty fucking brilliant.
IDGAF!
TEAM KILL YERSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS PEACHES GELDOF!!
DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, BITCH.
OH! These people are such dumbasses...I know people like this, minus the millions of dollars. Peaches is pretty much one of those people who you want to slap with every imaginable object.
That picture should be part of the caption this contest. They look like a total joke.
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Scary to think we have to share the road with those idiots. In fact I just tweeted her and said as much.
Oh that will just buff right out.
It is a damned shame these twits were not thrown from the car and run over by a convoy of big rigs.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
die bitch, nobody gives a fuck about you or your god damn posse
APPARENTLY SHE GAVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE 5000 POSTS ON TWITTER THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT.
Oh, please. It's a freaking fender bender. Another rich, spoiled, useless self-entitled bitch with a drama-queen complex.
Just more proof that Disney will kill you every time.
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Bottom-feeder.
that was very informative and entertaining. they are on some I DONT GIVE A FUCK DRUG's to still drive the car to Disneyland.
Rich Kids, the most useless forms of life on the planet. And all the parents money in the world can't cure idiocy
Well, what did they hit? A guard-rail? BFD. I wish those idiots had all wound up quadriplegics. They could have hit someone else who was driving like a normal cautious person who wants to get where they're going in one piece.
Please, baby Jesus, make Peaches a badass quadriplegic who doesn't GAF.
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:03am.
It is tempting when you spend a while in Australia which I did as it is so easy to slip into that accent. But I heard it in a Robert Pattinson interview as well where he sounded a bit American with some words.
What is that? You speak with an English accent, land in LA and go American?
Plus I must repeat: Peaches became a Scientologist....
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:54am.
And WTF is UBER Twitter...? WHY UBER!? fucking HATE the word UBER! my daughter says that shit ALL the time and I fucking UBER HATE IT! (sorryi'vehadwaytoomuchcoffeethismorning)
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lol... my sister does too... ugh!
Glitter Kitty,
Cringeworthy Innit? Like, me a mov to Jamaica mon and( mec me whay, whatchowtnow lik-a -shot )me a change and switch ooop me accent mon! Yeah cos it really makes one blend right in.... GOD HOW EMBARRASSING when people do that .......I totally get the Im so brainy I must study quantum physics crap she tries to pull too. If youve got such big brains how come everything that comes out of yr mouth is like "a turd falling in my drink"*??
copyright *Bill Hicks
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Bradi - 10-4 im with ya i got it now thanks alot. muah
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Tweety bird is at fault here!!
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Coma Caca!!
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UBER Twatter is an app to access twatter, there are others as well....
P.s., Twatter is obviously not a word and spell check is literally giving me "Twitter" as an alternative. That kinda scares me.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:37am.
ROFL @ urmomma!! ".I keep an eye on him when he visits the old folks home!:O :)"
wahhahahahaha!!
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Oh, yes, Judge Judy is the ultimate cougar!
Goofy should have kicked the IDGAF crews asses for even showin' their faces at DLand and had Donald Duck bury them outback in the parking lot.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
hahaha love the ChillTown reference. Season 2 was da best. Remembering Shannon cleaning the toilet with Hardy's toofbrush.. good times.
that pic annoys me ..oo look I'm too cool for Disneyland.. I have a huge hate on for hipsters and emo kids.
From her tweets, I swore the car was totalled. It's more like a flesh wound!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
And WTF is UBER Twitter...? WHY UBER!? fucking HATE the word UBER! my daughter says that shit ALL the time and I fucking UBER HATE IT! (sorryi'vehadwaytoomuchcoffeethismorning)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09