Elin To Hit Tiger With Divorce Papers

Get that $, their kids are too cute for words.

If this is what Swedish women look like, why is it considered to be a land filled w/ beauties? Seriously, with his money he could have gotten someone better looking, but she's even better looking than his mistresses.
And why do all Swedes I've seen have that white blonde hair? I'm talking about the women and I know it's not natural since natural blonde hair needs to be maintained.

(BTW, I'm team Elin on this one. Tiger is too fugly to live).

Nordic blondes rule!!!

I wish her all the best, if she is really moving on she is making the right choice.

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I fucking LOOOOOOVE this Viking chick! That's all.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:38pm.

When I lived in Thailand, they had a tradition of a man having a "major" wife and "minor" wives. Bringing in other wives/girlfriends was accepted as the major wife was fine because she was given highest status over the other wives (i.e. she was the one the man "really" loved.

Of course, in modern times cutting a man's pecker off because he slept around is replacing this wonderful old tradition.

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It's not even about modern times. It's about culture - becuz in more than one culture this kind of thinking exists today.

And this is in general:
But lying is a whole different story. But I'll tell you, if I was in Elin's shoes I'd just divorce and stick to the prenup. An eye for an eye and all that... I'm no fan of revenge. And I don't think that harping on celebs is the same as getting revenge. I COULD have sued Britney AND the paps for emotional distress after that bloody incident but I'd never think of doing that. Doing this is just airing my grievances.

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"Those two fuckers are both set for life."

Wellllllll. Money can't buy you sanity, morality, love, commitment or a soul.

This Swedish hillbilly didnt marry him for his coconut-head looks or his computer-nerd personality.

This is payday.

He's a piece of shite, she is a piece of shite, and that little freakin' kid is fugly as hell.

I hope they all die before Christmas.

Elin kick his ass to the curb!!!
Take him for everything he's got!!!!!

They have a pre-nup, she's only get what she signed up for. I'm pretty sure that shit is iron-clad, no loopholes for infidelity. I'd spend all that shit now, before we divorce.

GET THAT CASH!

I am in Sweden! I need to get a camera!

I am NOT kicking her when she is down, but rarely these things are one-sided. Most times women forget after they are married and especially after they have kids to take care of themselves, look good for each other, and still have down and dirty sessy times with each other. Too many couples take each other for granted and BOOM, the other half is sniffing for another peen or pussay, whatever maybe the case.

Elin has also spoken to Victoria Beckham about marital advise. Well funny . http://bit.ly/902Xoo

Good for her. It's funny to hear some of these asswipes on ESPN who are like "my wife would never let me go off alone for too long." It's like HELLO morons! Tiger Woods is a huge sports star not some washed up hack that was on a mediocre sports team. The demand for him to play and make appearances is something they never had. His wife was taking care of the kids and maybe trusted who she was married to. Shame on them for kicking her when she is down.

That's what Tiger gets for FUCKIN' THE CAT BOX!

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Madame prince:
And why in the hell is Tiger imitating Earl when he cried to his HS girlfriend how much that behavior hurt him?!? I bet Kultida wishes she'd have kicked Earl's ass now -- I'm sure she never thought her boy would get up to such fuckery

Well, because basic psychology explains that even though a person may HATE their parent, they will almost always subconsciously admire them and thus subconsciously follow in their footsteps. Freuds theory of the Oedipus complex explains it quite well.
Especially when the parent is very controlling and had high expectations of them such as Tiger's father had, its almost his way of saying 'Look dad, Im just like you'. All this is on a subconscious level and Tiger probably has no clue why he is such a whorebag.
I knew this one guy back in the day who had a problem of cheating on every girl he went out with. He also told me about his childhood, how his father always cheated on his mother and treated her like shit, yet she stayed for the 'children' (LOL I always laugh at that excuse but anyway..)
Turns out, all of his brothers are the same!! And it's funny cause the asshole got up and left her one day with nothing and all those kids to feed..and even though they mostly hate their father today as adults, they are just like him.

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every time a tiger whore is found
an angel gets their wings

Hopefully there are some good loopholes in the prenup that allow her more money for the extreme health risk and humiliation he has put Elin and the children through.

I don't blame her for taking her kids to Sweden so they can have a nice holiday with their family, and away from the media. She shouldn't have to sit around Florida on the chance that Tiger might have some time between f*** buddies to see his kids on Christmas.

how so?

She's a cunt of a golddigger.

Take everything from that ugly bastard and go. Take the kids, give him limited rights to see the kids and milk him as much as you can, he's a huge scumbage, fuck on the side, yeah alot of men do it, but the amount of pussy he was getting is beyond ridiculous. And its hysterical they all seem to say the same thing "that he sucks in bed", so it was all about his dollar signs, like anyone really needed to figure that out.

Let's face it, what else could she do? If your spouse is a public figure and they screw a ho once or twice, you might be able to "forgive" them. But Tigerslut has boinked like fifteen hos THAT WE KNOW OF, and they're gonna keep crawling out from under rocks.

Oh, and to men who insist Elin must be an evil frigid gold-digger who "knew" what she was in for: Screw you, woman haters. If the genders were reversed and it were a megarich woman who slutted around on a handsome young hubby, you'd be reviling the cheater as a filthy hobag whose boytoy deserves all the money he can reap, because you're bitter about the male gender paying alimony because they make more money than women.

He got a gorgeous wife to run his house, have sex with him, give him babies and the illusion of being a happy clean-cut family man -- and in return, he's not only cheated on her ALL throughout their relationship, but humiliated the poor woman in front of the entire world. Not to mention all the horrible diseases he may have given her AND their young children.

What kind of wife has Elin been? she's fulfilled all her duties for her job, she's produced and raised two children, and she's done this without going on megamillion dollar shopping sprees, public spats, or doing anything up until now that was even remotely interesting to the press.

And even now, she's STILL being classy about it -- she could reap even more money just by burbling about how heartbroken she is. Especially since Tiger's "people" seem to have been spreading rumors about her marriage. But instead she's keeping her mouth shut and her business to herself, and shows no signs of milking her status as a wronged wife.

Submitted by M.E. 12/17/90 12:13p.m.

"She could also go after him for exposing her to life threatening diseases if she wanted to."

In Oregon, Tiger would be charged with a felony reckless endangerment/manslaughter attempt for having unprotected sex if he has an STD. The level of charge would depend if he knew he was infected and didn't inform his sex partner.

Yeah, we don't play here!

I'm glad to read Elin served his ass sunny side up.

She doesn't have to hold her head up high.

She can rest that fucka on the millions he's gonna have to shell out.

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"Two Stewardesses and one pilot"....is that the high end version of "two girls, one cup"?

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:05pm.

Good post. I've heard all this stuff from guys like, "I bet she stopped having sex with him after the kids came just like all women, of course he's going to get it somewhere else". But some of these hos he was fucking around with before and after they got married. Let's say hypothetically he married her because his father and/or advisors said, you can make a lot more endorsements if you look like a family man, marry that nice Swedish girl. Only if that was the case, she wasn't in on those talks and thought it was real. A lot of those endorsements he signed had "moral clauses" in the contract and it appears she held up her end of the bargain being a dutiful wife. Some of that endorsement money should rightfully be hers then. She was at home alone keeping the house and caring for and raising the children while he was out skanking around. She could have been like a socialite or one of those Real Housewives constantly at parties, but you never saw any pics of her on a red carpet. Good for her for getting out.

i think elin knew what kinda of hounddog tiger is, but she probably thought she could change him...and i'm sure she expect the tricks to come out of the woodworks like this...

take the kids...take the money...and move on with your life...that's my advice...
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:17am
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OMG!!! Love the kitteh avie. Izzit yours?

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:52pm.

Is this a cultural divide?
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It is a cultural divide, but one I think is narrowing. Part of it is born in tradition. The other part born in reality. Americans with their puritanical roots like to see things in black and white.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:45pm.
why are we defending anyone here? I don't feel sorry for either one of them. Those two fuckers are both set for life.
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Money doesn't buy happiness and if this girl was genuine, no amount of money on this planet will rid her of the pain this man has caused her. There is nothing worse than living the rest of your life knowing you weren't respected by the one you care about and loved.
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Hi, ebilllll :)

Imma agree wiff you to a certain extent... here's the deal: I'd let Tiger dry fuck me in the ass for a good fifteen minutes for a mirrion dorrahz. And be happy to do it.... sore, but happy. lol but I know what you mean.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Smart woman. She deserves to be able to relish in this, honestly. Everybody expects a famous athlete to cheat on their wives, but this is just ridiculous.

And along the same lines as what Madam Pince said, I think it's kind of funny when people bitch about women marrying men for their money, blah blah. I think it's a fair trade since, in this kind of situation, the men are almost ALWAYS marrying the women for their looks. How is that any better? And if you want to say it's not true, why do you think a man would bother to marry a high-maintenance bitch who is money hungry for her personality? The women trade off their sex appeal as a currency for stability.

What else could she do? There is no forgiveness for a partner who screws around with that many hoes and brings that shit home. One screwup is bad enough let alone 20 or however many it's up to now. Cheetah is ruined.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
Their home is worth $44 million.
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Time magazine says it's $2.4 million, with most of the houses in that neighborhood ranging from $2 to $8 million.
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They bought a 12 or so acres a couple of years ago and built a huge house on it, which was just recently completed... I think you can only get to it by ferry. Anyhow, it's the house that is worth 44 mil.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Take his cheating ass for every penny you can get Elin and then some. Kick his ass again too and this time I want to see some blood.

I thought I heard they have something like SIX houses. BRB with link

They have a house in California.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/elin_plays_3Qs02YIaK71Ia300J4Xu0H

BRB with link on all the other houses they own.

Here ya go! Sorry the story isn't from JSTOR.

Published online, May 26, 2009. (My guess is his homes are all near major golf courss, like Torrey Pines in La Jolla and 19 Mile Drive in Monterey)
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"Tiger Woods may be one of the most accessible golfers in the world, but he’s also the most private. Rumor has it that he owns property in Florida, California, Wyoming, and Sweden, where his wife is from. We are also led to believe that his main home is in Florida, on Jupiter Island, with a population around 650 people, and has the highest per capita income per household anywhere in the United States. We know that he paid $38 million for this property, and then promptly set aside tearing down the house that was there so he could build his own idea of what he wanted his house to look like.

There have been rumors of some of the features of the house. Supposedly it’s a 3-bedroom house with a wine cellar, media and game room. It also has a boat house, pool, gym, a small golf course, and a place to dock his $10 million yacht.

Tiger Woods
How true is it? No one really knows except Tiger, his wife, and the people building it. He’s had trees put up to block visual access from the ground, since fences aren’t allowed on the island, and has asked Google...."

http://www.newhomessection.com/blog/tiger-woods-house/2009/05/26/"

Props to Elin for dumping his sorry ass.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:54pm.
urmomma: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've been doing him, too? I don't care if you're my sister, I ain't sharin'. Meet me behind the country club house. Imma beat your ass with a nine iron!
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I'll meet ya, Chin! Oh, and ya better bring the entire set of clubs...ya gonna need 'em!
*hops in golf cart*
LMAO! :)

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
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Is this a cultural divide? I know that rich Chinese men literally house their wives under the same roof when they can, like in Joy Luck Club.
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OOOOHHH, I just reread 100 Secret Senses and The Kitchen God's Wife over the last 2 weekends!

And while I respect other cultures, that is bulllllshit. Even my hubby would say "they are crazy bastards if they want more than one wife...one is enough to kill ya properly."
Hahahaa!

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:45pm.
why are we defending anyone here? I don't feel sorry for either one of them. Those two fuckers are both set for life.
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Money doesn't buy happiness and if this girl was genuine, no amount of money on this planet will rid her of the pain this man has caused her. There is nothing worse than living the rest of your life knowing you weren't respected by the one you care about and loved.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
Their home is worth $44 million.
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Time magazine says it's $2.4 million, with most of the houses in that neighborhood ranging from $2 to $8 million.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1943684,00.html

It would have been justifiable homicide as was the case with McNair. You gonna fuck around on your wife and a mistress? You gonna get your just desserts.
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Yeah, except in Steve McNair's case, she killed herself too. Not exactly win-win.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Jbo on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:02pm.

CiCi - you're kinda a moron...
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I, heartily, disagree. Revenge is a skanky game no matter how you slice it. The best revenge is living well...it shows that you're more interested in having a good life than making someone else's life hell
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If "living well is the best revenge" - it's STILL revenge. Duh.

urmomma: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've been doing him, too? I don't care if you're my sister, I ain't sharin'. Meet me behind the country club house. Imma beat your ass with a nine iron!

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:17am.

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Agreed, and I hope she never does the "her story" thing. Its so tacky. Say what you want about Nicole Kidman, but she never spilled the dirt on her marriage to TC. She may have had good reason not to (i.e. threats from COS), but she still looks like the better person for not having done that.

Although I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to get the dirt she has.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
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Is this a cultural divide? I know that rich Chinese men literally house their wives under the same roof when they can, like in Joy Luck Club. And it seemed to be fairly accepted - if not openly encouraged -in many Asian countries I've lived in. Hmmmm.

@ Momus : Oh yeah. Rasty Furry Anne I am.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:45pm.
why are we defending anyone here? I don't feel sorry for either one of them. Those two fuckers are both set for life.
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ITA.

My tiger slut name: Destiny Chin from Mobile, AL. She is a 21 year old blogger. You know she's telling the truth because she knows about Tiger's tattoo.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:45pm.
Ummmm....crazyj, are we related? Slut soul sisters!

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Their home is worth $44 million.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:40pm.

@ jazzy:
Woods' mom is Thai, isn't she?
I wonder how she feels about this.
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She probably doesn't like it, but is also not surprised by it. I remember when the Clinton scandal broke. The response from the Thais was "He is a very powerful man, of course he will have other women." Taking on other women is just something that happens as you grow rich. Of course, it happens the other way around, but that isn't talked about.