Thursday, December 17th 2009
Here Comes SanToya Claus!
La Toya Jackson P.I. temporarily replaced her deerstalker cap with a Santa Claus hat to do a little Christmas shopping at the ho ho ho emporium known as Frederick's of Hollywood yesterday.
No, La Toya was not buying crotch-less panties for Joe Jackson's favorite Craigslist hookers. When asked by TMZ who she was buying lingerie for, she answered, "The children." THE CHILDREN! Did the Jackson family secretly adopt Noah Cyrus without any of us finding out?
Oh, La Toya! Keep fucking that chicken!
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Famewhore. I'll bet she was paid for this appearance! "For the children" my ass!
Didn't Blanche offer some lingerie for "sexy, needy people" on an
episode of GGirls?
For the children...that's goddamn hilarious. Ahhh, LaToya.
Sorry, I meant the one about Scott Dickhead, the Patrick Bateman wannabe.
MK - you are on a ROLL today. Between this post and the one about SanToya Claus, my coworkers think I'm crazy for giggling out loud at my screen. There may even have been a guffaw. You rule.
Jesus Christ, don't these Jehovah's witnessnes know their own rules? No Santa hats, no birthday celebrations, no birthday phone calls wishing birthday wishes,
Why can't LaToya just admit she's Jackie Stallone's daughter and move on?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
How does Latoya have money??
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:42pm.
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Actually, I still love Robin Williams.
I think he's a capable actor even in serious roles. He was very disturbing in Insomnia and One-Hour Photo.
And of course, he still slays me with his comic routines.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:27am.
Robin Williams is a coke fiend and that there is no forgiveness for Death to Smoochy!
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Ah c'mon.... you gotta admit that part where he says "that's not a rocket ship! It's a COCK!!"
is fuckin classic. :)
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
The children?? THE CHILDREN!!! HAHAHAHA I choked on the office nog over that one. I really did. I choked and fuckin shit went everywhere.
What does Yahoo and LaToya Jackson have in common?
Michael's death was still huge for both of them.
YUK. This woman's constant shopping sprees are reducing the half life of respect I may have had for her each time I see new pics.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Trash with money.
Who knew that Detective LaToya would find "the Truth" about Michael's death at Fredericks?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by putas on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:49am.
sometimes just watching him (esp in a regular interview) you start to feel crazy..his nervous energy makes you feel manic by proxy. Imagine living with that shit!
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O - I couldn't. Between the two of us we'd blow the place up!;p (it IS why I'm so attracted to his work, tho, there aren't too many people who make me feel like "the calm one". I appreciate that)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Wow MJ dies and suddenly the sibiling are every where...... attention whores! just sayin
She looks like a badly-preserved dead capuchin monkey.
At Angel i- i liked Robin Williams in 'What Dreams May Come' (loved that movie) and also when he played a therapist in some other movie with Toni collettee.. a thriller - i forget the name now. Anyway..he can be a decent actor but sometimes just watching him (esp in a regular interview) you start to feel crazy..his nervous energy makes you feel manic by proxy. Imagine living with that shit!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:34am.
SpiceDong: this one?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/latoya%20jackson%20in%20playboy/bonds...
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YEEEEESSSSSS!!! That's the one...OMG it's even more repulsive than what I remembered...that is some Indiana Jone's shit right there.
"I am collecting lingerie for needy sexy children" - LaToya Jackson
SpiceDong: this one?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/latoya%20jackson%20in%20playboy/bonds...
rofl!!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
@Pleco: Weapons of Self-Destruction. It's an awesome show man...nothing will ever top Live at the Met but it's still REALLY good:
On his alcoholism WAY back then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIWB-Neyj-c
Oopsie! ONTOPIC: Whatever.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:20am.
SpiceDong: hehe! look at this one too!
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c2/a0/941f024128a090f8763...
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LOL I was looking for the spread she did with a snake, but I can't find it anywhere.
"We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people" - Blanche Devereaux
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:23am.
Sort of halfway ontopic - I was watching Robin Williams last night (well, I was listening really but this made me belt out a laugh suddenly)
(on his heart surgery and the meds involved):
They say Michael Jackson was taking propofol to sleep!. FUCK OFF! My doctor said taking propofol to sleep is like having chemo therapy becuz you're tired of shaving your head.
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LOL!!!! I know Robin Williams is a coke fiend and that there is no forgiveness for Death to Smoochy!, but this makes me remember how much I loved this guy.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Zambonie on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:25am.
Hard to believe she was ever attractive
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She wasn't really:
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/latoya-jackson....
she did have way nicer lips tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Hard to believe she was ever attractive
I hope Santa LaToya brings me the Cone.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
So when people go nose shopping..do they really think that the nose the Jackson family picked looks good? She puts the "ho" in horrendous.
"Fuck me running..."
Sort of halfway ontopic - I was watching Robin Williams last night (well, I was listening really but this made me belt out a laugh suddenly)
(on his heart surgery and the meds involved):
They say Michael Jackson was taking propofol to sleep!. FUCK OFF! My doctor said taking propofol to sleep is like having chemo therapy becuz you're tired of shaving your head.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
SpiceDong: hehe! look at this one too!
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c2/a0/941f024128a090f8763...
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
OMG, LaToya - do I have to come out there and smack a bitch?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Maybe this bitch meant she was schtupping for the children.
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Bottom-feeder.
Shopping for the children at Fredericks? Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!?
And I don't want to have the mental picture of Latoya in lingerie. Her playboy spread was horrifying enough.
this is classic LaToya too:
http://www.dragtotop.com/drag_it/search/site/web/59638
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"I have the intelligence of a fox and the butt muscles of Baryshnikov - Sofia Petrillo
@O: hahaha @ Sears Xmas Wish book...used to fight the bro for that when it arrived.
OnT: "...the thigh-highs were hung by the chimney with care..."
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Christmas Is All Around
Beg your Pardon LaTwatta? They can't put you in their will yet, stop it.
Here's an awwww moment 4 all of you:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/first-person-faith-the-dog-insp...
*avoiding the Tiger thread*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:55am.
♫ I belive that chirren are our future.... teach them well and let them wear lingerie ♫
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show them all how lucite will improve their liiiiiiiiiiiiives
hehehe @C word. Yeah it's a very popular item for the kiddies in the Sears' xmas Wish Book i hear ; )
aww nuthin says Christmas like spice cookies too. Yummo. :;in annoying Rachael Rae voice::
She looks like Riki-Tiki-Tavi in a Santa Claus hat. That woman's face scares the piss outta me.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Classic!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B00004CO17/ref=dp_image_0?ie=U...
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Me Thinks I May Have Been a Bad Influence on Jacky Boy.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
LaToya's just doing some shopping for the Michael Jackson Memorial Underpants for Underprivileged Children Foundation.
The frumpy gypsy in the last pic stole the spotlight... with those trombone tittays!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Guess I'll start stoking the fires now then, if she's coming down the chimney.
There's coffee in that nebula...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:56am.
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Hi O! Shortbread and then spice cookies...I'll send you some cuz yanno, I only buy lingerie for the children. ;)
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Christmas Is All Around
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:55am.
♫ I belive that chirren are our future.... teach them well and let them wear lingerie ♫
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ololllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:55am.
♫ I belive that chirren are our future.... teach them well and let them wear lingerie ♫
teeehehehehehhehehehehe
So many f*** photographers!! sheesh!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Shortbread? did someone say shortbread? now I'm awake.
on topic: the Jacksons are still sick fucks.
♫ I belive that chirren are our future.... teach them well and let them wear lingerie ♫
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
aww ... we gotta think of the chirren.
That family is fucking sick.
I wonder if she likes reese's pieces
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
What the World Needs Now is Lingerie For Children,
Not Just For Some, But Every One...
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
HairyAss - yep yep... meant fly... loved that movie when i was a kid. and she does look EXACTLY like ET.... sumpin strage bout yo aunty!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09