Thursday, December 17th 2009
It's The Iron Man 2 Trailer!
Here's the trailer that made all nerds ruin their favorite pair of Transformers underoos last night. Okay, I'll admit that I too got the shivers from watching Mickey Rourke whip bitches with his taser arms. You know, I think Kate Gosselin's groomer also uses taser arms to style her rabid possum head.
I just have two gripes about this. First of all, this movie isn't going to feel as baby wipes fresh without Terrence Howard. Second of all, did Kim Zolciak serve as wig consultant on this movie?
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I like RDJ and this movie looks good enough for me to see it at the theater.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Sorry, but the first one made me yawn.
This one looks like an improvement.
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I'm sorry, but this trailer is the sexiest thing around. Seriously.
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Ohhh, so it does take a minute to load. I guess I'm just impatient. Looks pretty sweet!
"I have successfully privatized World Peace!" LOL, love it!
Submitted by poon on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:53pm.
what kind of name is poon anyway? Commanche Indian?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by poon on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:53pm.
The only thing about this movie I can't get on board with is Scarlett Johansson. She can't act.
I loved the first one.
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Did you see "Girl with the Pearl Earring"? "Vicky Christina Barcelona" was good, too. IDK if Scarjo was great, but I like her.
*mad frown face*
MK!!! These Kardassian posts are just FILLER. Like the air in Wonder Bread. Why are you doing this to us?? A post only about Kim's wig would be more interesting than a post about the ENTIRE Kardass clam. er, clan.
The only thing about this movie I can't get on board with is Scarlett Johansson. She can't act.
I loved the first one.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:24am.
...and Scarlett looks like a gold fish with perm.
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Wow, she really does.
AND I never saw the first one, but I may have to watch the second one just for Mickey Rourke's fake Russian accent. It's really not bad, as far as I can tell. I also like the horrendous teeth. Maybe Mickey Rourke was meant to be Russian--he clearly has a nack for the distastefully expensive flashy things, if you look at the ridiculous shit he wears (assuming it's expensive anyway... I wouldn't know).
Team Don Cheadle - light years ahead of Mr. Baby Wipe!
Oh - and I love me some RDJ - even if he is a complete fucking nut.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Can't fucking wait for this! I'm having a nerdgasm!
Also, is there a scene were Scarlet Johanson whips her chichis? make mine Marvel!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:57am.
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F'G HILARIOUS AVIE!!!!!
Thanks, DiamondDawg. Pleco is my hero!
Whiplash has grillz y'all!!
Terrence Howard fucked himself by demanding too much baby-wipe money. Don Cheadle will be better.
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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:57am.
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F'G HILARIOUS AVIE!!!!!
I WANT ONE!
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:53am.
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BOOYAH!!!
Thanks, Green is Good! Trailer's awesome.
Still no love for Fishy or Troutlips, though.
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Bottom-feeder.
Green Tea: thank you!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Enjoyed the first Ironman. I hope they did a decent job on the second.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
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You're welcome heffas!
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Also, we should put Nicole Kidman in this due to her recent substance abuse.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
I'm not sure who's more excited about this movie, me or my kids.
Awh give Goopy a line too.. she'll fit right in
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
I think the Internet is having a "situation" world wide!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
I'm with IslandGirl...TEAM IDGAF
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
i would not watch it for 1 million dollars
video cannot be found now.
DAMN IT!
Damn it. I am home today and get look at the good shit because I have moved into the 18th century by ditching dial-up...actually I never had it, BUT my boss still does, and the damn thing won't load!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
*heart aflutter*
WTH!! now the internetz is S L O W!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
It won't load dammit, someone get me my winebox and some ductape.....
*doing cpr on M.E.*
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I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:18am.
I totally agree.... TEAM EX-CRACKHEADS!
And ScarJo needs to just lose the top already and show us some BEWBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for the chirren!!!!!
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lOl. I think I'm the only other Dlister who likes Scarjo.
I didn't find anything on Porntube..I mean youtube. just fan based made videos...sucks!!
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
I saw the video.
I bet Mickey asked if he could keep his costume.
TEAM MICKEY ROURKE GOING STRONG ON THE COMEBACK!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:29am.
Video cannot be found.
*rips out doggy dreads*
*stomps off to YouTube*
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Bring a link back, please!
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Ok, now the clip is having issues. DAMN IT!
I have to keep asking the BH about the history of Iron Man etc. because, well, growing up as a girl, and not being a comic book freak, I don't know anything about it.
IDGAF.
*puts trailer on loop*
Video cannot be found.
*rips out doggy dreads*
*stomps off to YouTube*
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Bottom-feeder.
Porn is faster to load! so I heard...
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
*slaps ass*
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
RIDE ME RDJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It takes several minutes to load.
((slaps)) M.E! calls 911
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
RDJ was on Letterman last night ya' know...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I LOVED the frist Iron man and I will LOVE this one.
Just like Transformers 1 & 2.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I JUST FUCKING CREAMED MY PANTIES!!!!!!!! IRON MAN, IRON MAN, IRON MAN!!!! TEAM RDJ!!!!!!! OMFG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SHIT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
*runs in circles*
*screams madly*
*has heart attack*
i was able to see the trailer.
this gets a meh from me too...never bothered with the first one I ain't bothering seeing this sequel either. Fishy Paltrow looks like a melting candle as usual and Scarlett looks like a gold fish with perm.
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4...cant see it !! stays at 00:00
Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY
Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:18am.
I totally agree.... TEAM EX-CRACKHEADS!
And ScarJo needs to just lose the top already and show us some BEWBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for the chirren!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Sam Rockwell? Love that guy ever since I saw him in 'Galaxy Quest'...
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This is all kinds of MEH!, even though RDJ is THE SEX.
MK you should have posted the "Alice in Wonderland" trailer instead that shit looks AMAZING, can't wait!
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