Diddy Is Still Full Of Himself
In a new interview with Playboy, P. Doody continues to prove that he's a legend in his own mind by claiming he helped get Obama elected and was almost involved in a relationship with some famous chick that would've "shaken up the world."
Instead of doing this interview, Diddy should've just released a picture of himself jacking off in front of a mirror. Every single one of Diddy's quotes is just another self-made orgasm. The interviewer was probably drowning in Diddy jizz (aka the secret ingredient in Ciroc) by the time they were finished.
Get ready for your daily eyeball aerobics:
Diddy on hip-hop helping Obama get elected: "I think we are probably responsible for Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I’m gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible."Diddy on trying to lose his v-card when he was 7: "I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen—so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission."
Diddy on losing his virginity when he was 13: "When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment—it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged."
Diddy on his 30-hour fuck sessions: "I’m not exaggerating. When I heard about Sting doing it, I thought, Yo, is this possible? I studied up on the breathing techniques and the focus. Now I think to myself, I cannot believe I’ve been going this long! [laughs] Night is turning into day and I’m still goin’ at it."
Diddy on being with just one woman: "It’s hard. I’m going to say, for any woman trying to please me, that is a real tall order. She has to have poise. She has to be classy. But when we get in that bedroom she got to turn me out, Jack. She has to put a porno to shame and she’s got to be sexually open."
Diddy on the relationship that would've CHANGED THE WORLD!!!: "Yeah, there was a young lady who’s an actress. She’s famous. I liked her, so I was willing to do whatever I had to do. I told her, 'I will sneak up the side of the building to see you.' I was persistent. We started spending time together, but we were prisoners of our celebrity. She took me to dinner after we got to know each other and hit me with a line that was straight out of the movies. She said, 'You know this will never work, right?' I knew she was right."
Diddy on if this unnamed celebrity was Sienna Miller: "It wasn’t her. This was going to shake up the world. It would have been a Puff and J. Lo situation, part two."
Over at Celebitchy, they seem to think this mysterious celebwhore is Cameron Diaz. But personally, I think it was just Diddy in a blonde wig. You know he role-plays with himself.
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Why does anyone care about this big egoed mouth-breather?
He has a PhD in Political Science??
Damn!
She said, 'You know this will never work, right?'
It will never work because you are a fucking idiot. And close your mouth, moron.
Does anybody know which institution holds Diddy's PhD in political science?
I would be interested to know if he managed to slip the word 'swagga' into his thesis.
Diddy is obviously a sexual failure. I can't imagine a crueller fate than an obviously-homosexual man who is incapable of closing his mouth.
His lips couldn't wrap around a cucumber, let alone a dick.
Your God has abandoned you Diddy. You are to him what you are to the rest of the world - shit.
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You know those celebrities you hate but would secretly fuck if you were drunk and they actually paid attention to you? Yeah, no. I'd wait for this guy to pass out and then steal his rolex.
Amazing. The mouth never closes.
Diddy is just an ugly dwarf who can't close his lips over his buck teefs and wears dark glasses all the time because his eyes are too close together and his forehead looms over them like an anvil.
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Someone please! Why is this guy soooooooooo famous. No really! WHY????
he is so freaking ugly and just plain stupid. He makes my stomach hurl. Why is he even famous...I hate his clothes, hate his music, and purposely avoid anything he endorses....him and Kanye can just go f-themselves..oh, never mind, they probably have already...
"...but we were prisoners of our celebrity."
LOL Bitch please.
oh and BTW close your fly catching hang dawg mouth Diddy, you penis.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Vermin you totally beat me to it!!!!!
WHAT, a fucking bell end.
Bye bye doody. narcissists anon for you....but no one shows up. They all think theyre too good for it...unless the camera crew is waiting.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
What a raging, purely unoriginal dipshit.
I live in NY and have heard rumors from a friend who knew someone who worked with celebrities. Supposedly, Diddy and Busta Rhymes are into tranny prostitutes.
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Puffy and JLo part II? He helped her out in her career but the real circus, over the top craziness, was BENNIFER Part I.
To quote kanderoso: "Diddy, you OLD and NASTY and DUMB, nobody cares anymore."
My guess for his romance in the mind is... Aniston, Diaz, Thurman, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johanson. I can picture them all saying "this will never work out." Although doesn't this guy see that "this will never work out" is just letting him down easy?
for some reason I remember p diddy saying way back in 1998 or so that 'the only white girl that he finds attractive is Cameron Diaz', so maybe that's true.
And wasn't there a blind item not too long ago about a cocky rapper wanting to franchise his own special sex move or something??
This clown is a legend in his own mind. He is a joke in the rest of the world's mind. Ignorance is bliss I guess.
Imma guess he's got some issues getting Diddy Jr. to rise to the occasion. It's okay, Diddy's ego. Erectile dysfunction happens to a lot of men.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Ugh, Diddy is disgusting-looking/acting. Kanye may be an asshole, but he's much more talented and attractive than this buffoon. And the ONLY reason ANYONE would have given a SHIT about some woman he dated was if she was far, far, FAR more relevant than he is. Diddy, you OLD and NASTY and DUMB, nobody cares anymore.
Also, methinks the asshole is way too fixated on trying to convince us he has some great sex life. Overcompensate much?
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I wake up every mornin feelin like P Diddy. That means I wake up every morning feeling like a self-important, deluded prick who rode the coattails of a talented rapper long enough to luck into fame.
Mr. PeePee Diddly is so obviously gay. All that heterobrag is a huge red flag. I bet he is into young Asian dudes.
Sooo. Anybody wanna hazard a guess as to who this "famous actress" who he(fantasizes) almost hooked up with?
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Ugh. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Diddy reminds me of those guys that watch way too much porn and thinks sex is just like a porn movie and all girls should look like crackhead porn stars. Can't stand those types (never could stand Diddy either).
what a retard
"Diddy on hip-hop helping Obama get elected: "I think we are probably responsible for Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I’m gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Yes, the 'swagger' you instilled in those Hawaiian, Grandparent headed households really is what gave Barry the edge. AHHAHAHHA.
Take less credit for Obama, Diddy and mooooore credit for the fact 50% of your confident, swaggering, communities can't finish high school.
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Man, I can't stand this mouf breevin muthafucka!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
I thought he really was King, sigh.
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Imagine if Kanye and Duddy got together - the entire universe would spontaneously combust from their egos meeting in 2 assholes
gross
Imagine if Kanye and Duddy got together - the entire universe would spontaneously combust from their egos meeting in 2 assholes
I agree...big ego, small dick. he's always overcompensating in every area. Or he's gay. Or both. Woman has to be better then a porno actress?Asshole.
moomarse on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:43pm
exactly, he's a twat, therefore he attracts twat trash.
Not to be confused with ghetto trash.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
He showed us how he felt about women when he put his naked young daughters on a cover of a magazine. What a self important ass.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:19pm.
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I think any bitch with "poise and class" wouldn't want anything to do with him...
And my earth would only be shattered if it was Susan Boyle.
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He's as butt fucking ugly as Kanye so it's hard to believe that before he made one dime some older woman was taking his virginity.
I still think he's a big homo anyway.
how is it that he hasent been crushed by his great fat fucking ego yet? he's the future tiger woods and i feel sorry for any woman who really wants him. its amazing that if he were a woman he'd be called a whore, slut etc. total douchebag.
and i'm with the sentiment expressed by some of the commentors here-some of those ladies-if they were ladies who knows, had to be paid. even though there are idiot groupies who run after losers like him their cant be THAT many willing to do his bidding. i'd be shocked if we live in a world where the keeper of the magical forest cant get a date apparently (tho he does nothing for me) and this p-diddilydoodilyfucktard gets loadsa tail. forget the hadron collider the universe would fold in on itself if all that bull was true.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:23pm.
All you need is meth and 30 hours of fucking is always possible. Not a fucking secret ass hat.
The hubby and I used to do that years ago. 5 or so hours at the most, but the problem was the stuff used to affect his verility, so it was a matter of doing other things. haha
30 hours??? I think he's exaggerating a wee bit!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:59pm.
Yeah, a brother with a small one. They exist.
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Indeed! A lot more than what people think.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:20pm.
Big Bertha:
Anyone that has lived in the Tri-State area knows that Puffy is puffing on cigars, if you catch my drift.
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Thank you! that explains why my gaydar has always gone off whenever I see this not-so-DL moffo.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Submitted by aquame on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:16pm.
I want to know who this actress is that he "was" going to hook up with.
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Betty White. But she was too tough for this bitch.
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Bottom-feeder.
Big Bertha:
Anyone that has lived in the Tri-State area knows that Puffy is puffing on cigars, if you catch my drift.
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He's gross.
Diddy on being with just one woman: "It’s hard. I’m going to say, for any woman trying to please me, that is a real tall order. She has to have poise. She has to be classy. But when we get in that bedroom she got to turn me out, Jack. She has to put a porno to shame and she’s got to be sexually open."
- Ok this right here, it has been my observation you attract what you are.
And as for the unnamed Celebrity, world shake up, Skeletina or RiRi.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 2:00pm.
I personally did not lose any sleep over the Puff and J. Lo situation, part one.
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Yeah, I agree. Both famewhores - nothing shocking about their relationship.
All this posturing! O My. Are we sure he isn't into the homosex?
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I want to know who this actress is that he "was" going to hook up with.
--What the What?!!!
Diddy on the relationship that would've CHANGED THE WORLD!!!:
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Yeah, that's the way it went in his fantasies. In reality she said "Are you kidding me?! I can't be seen with you! O no! You are WAY too embarrassing!"
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
jeezus I need a Silkwood scrub down after reading that.
This mouthbreather is so full of shit.
*yawn* Diddy don't know real SWAG. We do...
www.vivaswag.com
www.thatssoswag.com
the fact that I share a birthday with this asshole pisses me off..(at least I was born a year later)
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