Thursday, December 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By RuPalin
Around this time last year, RuPaul transformed herself into Michelle and Barack Obama. This year, Ru picked up some glasses at Costco and slipped on a Land's End windbreaker to channel Sarah Palin for a promo shot for RuPaul's Drag Race (premieres Feb. 1st on Logo).
Hopefully, this means that Ru is going to RuPaul-ize some of Palin's catchphrases on the show. I'm thinking something like: "I can see that tuck from my house!"
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M.E. writes:
"Um, sorry to break it to you, but I don't post here drunk, AT ALL. So...go play in traffic dot ok?"
On same thread:
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:44am.
Ok. Read back. Jacko, you should have been here when I used to drunk post."
Comedy fucking gold.
Um, sorry to break it to you, but I don't post here drunk, AT ALL. So...go play in traffic dot ok?
M.E., I didn't say anything about 'night' rants, I said 'DRUNKEN' rants.
Check out the dlisted link I ALREADY posted. I'm not going to do your homework for you and that cunt Bradiful Boob Job.
Being vindictive is too much fucking work.
Dr. Ruth, what the hell are you talking about? I have not posted on here at night in almost a damn year! ANd have not posted any drunken rants. SO, please explain what the hell you are talking about.
TO M.E.,
I never said my daughter was a fucking criminal, you psychotic cunt from hell. I said she was dating someone who was married w/kids and THAT is what upset me.
When you brought my CHILD into your drunken rants, you crossed a line, bitch.
Yes, KD. Exactly right!
Exhibit A.:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34005?page=5
MUAH!
Please, everyone knows that a troll is someone with no life who spends ALL their time on here reading every post (known as trolling) then posting personal crap that they have learned earlier in order to get attention in hopes that they will gain more value in their meaningless life.
Fuck you dr. ruth.
Ahem.
Anyone sharing their own personal dramas, pain, pleasure or otherwise during a drunk or sober episode or mental meltdown on dlisted is automatically deemed a troll or mouse. I'll do the honors this time and yell Madeline Ashton aka MOUSE in the dlisted loony bin!
Dems da rulez, right M.E.? How are those shit orgasms cumming? You still bust a nut when you push out a big, corn filled, nutty 'un?
Merry fucking Christmas, horz!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hmmm...I thought he'd given up on the drag thing...oh well he's makeup looks perfect as usual...but Ru' the wig...ummm there's a little thing called lace front going on since your former king of the queen days... I suggest you invest in one because what you have on your head is not the answer...I 'm just sayin'
@kokoskitten : Why, thank you. It was a roaring good time, back in the day.
When broads were broads and gin was bootlegged.
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Bottom-feeder.
PLECO...your avvie makes me want to drink a gin and tonic and pull out my high school copy of 'the great gatsby'...LOVELY!
Stoney, your new avvie is making me do squats at my desk.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:52am.
So, the SAS is sick, again today....I have my Company Christmas party tomorrow night...WOOT!! I have no motivation for work today.
Not excited about Christmas shopping for the kiddo's tomorrow....
Speaking of which...we're going to Walmart. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*gets spandex shorts and crop top ready*
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Please, please take pics because that sounds General Dollar Store Hot!
And my hubby and I won't start shopping until 12.23.09...because we are absolutely crazy! It's kinda like a scavenger hunt!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
*humps jack's hungover morning wood*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So, the SAS is sick, again today....I have my Company Christmas party tomorrow night...WOOT!! I have no motivation for work today.
Not excited about Christmas shopping for the kiddo's tomorrow....
Speaking of which...we're going to Walmart. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*gets spandex shorts and crop top ready*
JACK! Don't be ashamed. We were just concerned about ya! I hope everything is really okay :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
OOPS, TRIPLE POST...i can't survive another 15 hours here!
Dear Jack,
Even though we've just met, your drinking has affected me in the following ways:
-My food all spoiled in "Cafe World" because we were waiting for you to come back"
*hangs head in shame*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Koko, because this IS open post! Yesterday's but still.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:46am.
turd gasms???
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I have no idea.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:47am.
it's barely 9:00 AM here and it feels like open post is here...
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Well, this is technically still Open Post.
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Bottom-feeder.
it's barely 9:00 AM here and it feels like open post is here...
Shame? Shame?
Well, hell, I am sober and have intentions of going into the Brand thread an announcing how I would get with it!
HA! Top that bitches!
*skips over to Brand thread to profess warm loins for Russell*
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
it's barely 9:00 AM here and it feels like open post is here...
it's barely 9:00 AM here and it feels like open post is here...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:34am.
Okay, you guys have a good one... i gotta do work for a while....
*shameface*
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THE FUCK ARE YOU ASHAMED ABOUT?
JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUH
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
not ashamed....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
turd gasms???
Thanks Ileanie
and pleco - i know, right? humbled. and i love me some schweddy balls... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Ok. Read back. Jacko, you should have been here when I used to drunk post.
Seriously, at least you were making sense.
Do not be ashamed.
Walk-of-Shame Jack,
Do you remember me posting THIS?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
Dude. That hangover is gonna be FIERCE tomorrow.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:28pm.
IT TAKES LONGER THAN 20 TO PUT ME OUT... ILL DRINK TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT!!!!
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Jack.........I think we need to have a little talk here honey.....This here is my friend "Jeff"...Yeah, you might recognize him from T.V. but...this isn't an intervention, I swear.
*hides letter to jack*
Well, it's nice to see how many DListed hos care about and love you, jack.
It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy all over - like a pair of testicles.
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Bottom-feeder.
Jack, I had the car started and the goggles packed!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
M.E. - I don't wanna repost Jack's personal life, but I think it's still posted here. You have to read back just 1 page to get the synopsis.
The person talking about "your turd gasms" is just a troll and was only here for a little bit as far as I can tell.
Seriously they were freaking out so bad over you I felt it coming out of my blackberry and logged on at night like I never do!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Jack, you fucking drunktard!!imma kick yo ass!
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
Okay, you guys have a good one... i gotta do work for a while....
*shameface*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:31am.
What the fuck are you horz saying about me?
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Apparently you have turd gasms?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:31am.
What did Jack do last night?
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Jack got WASTED. It was awesome.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:31am.
What did Jack do last night?
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Oh, he was nimble
He was quick
Then he jumped over
A candlestick.
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Bottom-feeder.
What did Jack do last night?
no fucking shit pleco... man guys, sorry bout all that shit I drank hard liquor last night which i never do... sorrrrry. let's move forward to today, it's a good one and I can only handle one of them at a time... lol
ps-thanks for all the concern MUAH
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
What the fuck are you horz saying about me?
YES Jack you scared the shit out of US last night.
GRRRRRRR
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
*munches popcorn watching jack getting a dressing-down for the meltdown last night*
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Bottom-feeder.
@jack
FREAKING US ALL OUT !!!
p.s. did you have to do a walk of shame this morning ??
seriously though, hope all is ok !
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:24am.
DD - i'm sorry for freakin you out. I WENT FOR A DRIVE!!!!!! lol i kid. i went to bed.
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RRRrrrrgh.
You know that if you got in a wreck the worst part would be if you got maimed and DIDN'T DIE.