Thursday, December 17th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This A list actor has always dated the most beautiful girls in the world. These girls are his beards. He actually prefers skinny boys. His latest flame is a boy who was involved in a European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution. Scandal Boy recently shipped out to Los Angeles so that he could be at the beck and call of our actor. (Blind Gossip)

The "shipped" part makes me think it's either Leonardo DiCapiro (King of the Woooorld) or cocktail waitress collector George Clooney? Obviously, I need to split my time at Lakers games and Lake Como, Italy. I also need to only eat ice chips and chia seeds from now on.

This Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn’t a secret), we’ve heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs. Very sad. Not Katharine McPhee. (BuzzFoto)

Sanjaya, obviously. Or Nikki McKibbin?

This B- list actress from a show that was recently dropped is engaged. The thing is though no paps or tabloids care enough to actually ask her anything about it. This is just not acceptable to her so she has personally started telling every pap she runs into about her engagement but they still don't care to write about it or mention it. This is a direct result of her always being difficult to them in the past so they don't feel like doing her any favors. (CDAN)

Mischa Barton and someone with a penis? Or Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox?

Posted by: Michael K


magnificent_G's picture

Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 4:43am.
I tried to look up European prostitution scandals, um -- too vague, I guess. But I found this about transsexual prostitutes in Rome:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/prostitute-in-rome-scanda...

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This scandal involved a politician.

sonah22's picture

I don't think Orlando Bloom lives in LA, but yeah shipped is a big clue...good point!

clairey claire's picture

The European scandal boy is blatently Calum Best! He was caught on film doing coke off a prostitutes body when he was supposed to be dating Lindsay Lohan. My guess is that hes shagging George Clooney.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by salacious on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 2:16pm.
DiCaprio and Maguire were lovers! Now where is that pic of Tobey, sitting on a couch and rocking out with his cock out while Leo is the same room.

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HOO-HAH!!! The plot - it thickens!!!

"The most salacious smear: Leonardo DiCaprio bought Tobey Maguire his Brothers Golden Globe nomination... with Blu-Ray DVD players?"

http://gawker.com/5427569/tobey-maguires-golden-globe-nomination-bought-...
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salacious's picture

Has anyone else seen that pic of Tobey, sitting on a couch and rocking out with his cock out while Leo is the same room? It's a no brainer... DiCaprio and Maguire were lovers!

TTFN

stolidog's picture

#2...Taylor Hicks. His "soul patrol" is now the "troll patrol"

percysmom's picture

I adore Leo and wish he were straight and dated normal girls....however, I was listening to Howard Stern MANY years ago. Maybe around Titanic as the buzz was huge. Some random woman phoned in and started saying she saw him at Disneyworld the week before and said he was with a bunch of gay men. Howard quickly and nervously cut her off and made some comment about how that was just her opinion, etc. From then on, I had my doubts. I still think he is beautiful and he is a damn good actor. In the end, I recall the boys in high school that signed up for drama classes, they were all gay. What makes it so hard for American women to understand that top actors are more often than not, homosexual?

1 is Orlando Bloom...shipped...Pirates, anyone?

What about Kevon Spacey? He spent some time in Europe? But did he ever date "beautiful girls"?

Plecostomus's picture

"This Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn’t a secret), we’ve heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs."

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D'oh! Who would want to PAY to nail Sanjaya?

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Bossy's picture

Leo isn't gay. What guy doesn't want to date models? Since when did that make you gay? I get the slightly effeminate thing but that's not being gay, that's just a mannerism. I dated a guy in hs that was a bit effeminate but he was definitely not gay (though one or two people wondered because they associate effeminate with gay). I know because I was also a very close friend with him for 7 years before we dated, there's nothing he wouldn't tell me for fear of me not accepting him. Really, effeminate and gay are two different things. My other friend, who I knew for the same amount of time through middle school and hs, turned out to be gay. He told me and gradually others throughout hs. I guess you could say he had a few non-masculine mannerisms but they were vastly different than those of my straight friend.

Well, maybe he is gay but why does only dating models mean anything? That's the average Joe's dream -- to be wealthy enough to have supermodels on his arm. And who doesn't love a foreign accent? It's exotic.

The only thing that would make sense if they were beards to me would be if both parties were gay.

starfishing's picture

all actor's are liar's. you would think people would graps this whole ACTING concept. but, America is still learning in this world.

zestyfuzz's picture

I had never thought Leo was gay before but now that you mention it...
Leo has always been really private, more private than most celebrities. He has also been good friends with Sara Gilbert for a long time and she is a lesbian. I know he can have gay friends without being gay but maybe they had that in common and that's why they were so close. And I have always thought there was something weird about him only dating foreign models. Most men like pretty women but the women Leo has been with don't even speak English very well. It would actually make a lot of sense if these models were his beards.

ltr448's picture

I have seen a TV show where they were tagging Canadian Geese and if you twist there neck a certain way, they become completely helpless, they also test with cotton swabs if the goose is male or female. So that goose around Leo neck is either a stuffed prop or hypnotized by a special method.
Blind item one is definetly Leo, he's favorite restarurant in NY is The Pink Tea Cup, how gay is that?

ZiggyStardust's picture

Everyone in Hollywood are homosexually inclined.

I think the term is 'downlow' but that might just apply to Black men.

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cuntygolightly's picture

being gay myself i don't think leo is gay...
bradley cooper might be gay...but not leo

Fronika's picture

@ Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:22am.

"When is this going to be no big deal?" When they stop lying and admit what they are.

I tried to look up European prostitution scandals, um -- too vague, I guess. But I found this about transsexual prostitutes in Rome:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/prostitute-in-rome-scanda...

If we're talking Italy, I guess Clooney is a good guess? And although the women he dates can be good looking, I wouldn't peg any one of them as "the most beautiful girls in the world." At best, he dates C/D-list actresses (Krista Allen I suppose would be the prettiest). I think he's bi, leaning towards the gay side, but sleeps with a lot of women bc he just doesn't care. In fact, I believe that's the way it is for a lot of Hollywood celebs. It's more about the sex (verb) than the gender. And there's just a buffet of people. But if you asked GC if he could only choose one kind of snack... I don't think it would be female.

So I'll say Leo's bi also, maybe just bi-curious, but a touch more straight than not. The model thing is eye-roll worthy and certainly suspicious but as he has had such long relationships with some (Gisele) and she really seemed to be in love with him, I'll buy that the relationship was probably authentic. I don't think she'd really beard for anyone. And, if she entered into the relationship a little naively, I don't think she'd stick around for so long. Not Gisele. Nicole Kidman, yes. Vivian Vance, sure. (Though I'm inclined to believe VV's marriage was an honest relationship and based more on friendship/companionship than bearding for someone or vice versa). But I don't think Gisele and I don't think she came out of the relationship really gaining much professionally. And I'll throw in my opinion on Toby Maguire for the hell of it. I think he's more gay than Leo. Sometimes those heavily closeted guys (family men) just like to hang around goodlooking men, even if they can't touch. The fantasy just makes them feel alive. ;) <-- That was such pure conjecture (it all is) that I'm laughing at myself. But, eh, that sounds about right! It's just about different shades of gay. Even straight people are gay, just less gay than gay people.

meh he seems a little gay ish, feminine at least

GlitterKitty's picture

I am quite tall and DiCaprio was at least 6ft2. Unless he shrinked since I last seen him which was when he did Blood Diamond and was at the premiere. He is a tall guy. I don't believe he is gay, why would Gisele and Bar etc need to beard it up?

sonah22's picture

"DiCaprio is about 6'2", easy. I would not call him small and swishy. "

Nah-seen him in real life. He's about 5'11 or so. Not noticeably tall, but regular guy. And he also has a lot of straight friends, so I wonder about that. And the sports thing. Maybe this is why he makes a point to Lakers' games so much??!

Just kidding...okay, only half kidding. Anywho, I've also seen an interview with a call girl he visited once-around Titanic time. And even before he became ridiculously famous, he dated models, though his first one, Kristen something or other I think, was more "real" looking. And hey, he's a pretty guy, so I could see the model attraction, especially since this new girl looks like his GD twin. Maybe he's just into his own pretty face and needs a girl to measure up. I mean, I can't really see him matching a lot of actresses out there. But then again, I've had a crush on him since 13 :P

zomay's picture

Does it surprise anyone that some of Hollywood's top leading men are gay? Maybe Bi. But come on! When is this going to be no big deal?

Number 1 is worded with many clues. I like the fact that the blind used the word "girls" instead of ladies or women. Also used "boys" instead of men or guys.

Leo has always been interesting to me because there was always a side to him that was shut off. Contrived? I can't put my finger on it.

Anyways maybe Leo.

Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 7:44pm.

I want to know how the hell they got that picture! Is Leo "The Swan Whisperer" or did they drug that bird? Swans are notoriously nasty beasts, no?

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I vaguely remember this pic from an article soon after Titanic so it's an old one. Dead swan, maybe? Ewwwww!

1. Must be Leo. He only dates super-world-famous models, while George dates cocktail waittresses, Z-list actresses and the occasional Italian celebrity.

2. Don't know, don't care.

3. I'm calling Mischa Barton, since she had that show canned and is desperately trying to reenter the limelight. I totally could see her doing this and nobody caring because they're too busy watching Brangelina's stomach, Lady Gag's outfits and the CLove dramaz.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Yeah, I think Leo is gay. Rumors don't just pop outta nowhere. And he had those long friendships with Tobey Maquire and Lukas Haas. Not the most hetero guys on the planet. But I must say, something about the closet adds intrigue and mystery to an actor. Maybe(in addition to cash flow of course) this is why stars don't come out.

Exhibits A-C!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uGwEzVSyRXY/SKX34QjSK-I/AAAAAAAAD08/7DQEWZrQPC...

http://www.jaunted.com/files/5957/leo_dicaprio_paris_12.jpg

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/leonardo-dicaprio-tobey...

Daniee's picture

I just remembered that when Leo was in Montreal filming, he frequented a gay club. Not sure if this means anything though, as I sometimes I go to them too just to avoid drunk men hitting on me all night long. Maybe he wanted to avoid nut female fans, but just saying. This idea that Tobey must be gay cause his close friend is , is kinda absurd, dontcha thing? Gee, just cause you have friends who are gay, that doesn't make you gay. Grow up.

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

I'm not saying that Maguire being married makes him not gay. I think he's a WEIRDO, but maybe not gay.
Go further back than Rock Hudson = Vivian Vance (Ethel on I Love Lucy) was married to an openly gay man for 15+ years. Granted, no kids.

I'm saying IF they were together, Clooney didn't dump him because he got "too fat," it might be because Maguire found a better beard, a beard with a uterus hiding inside. Better for the "family man" pretense.

I think their own publicists pull this bullshit. If they make him sound gay, homosexuals will rally behind him (no pun intended). But there is the seed of doubt that is the blind item, so the rumor is just that. Win win for all.

I didn't think Leo was gay, but Gisele is slightly mannish looking, so maybe...

Pearl_Necklace's picture

LOL @ people who present "married with children" as irrefutable proof that one is straight. It's like travelling to the 1950s for the suburban mom's opinion of dreeeamie Rock Hudson.

Barb Dwyer's picture

@easyaspie2- DiCaprio is about 6'2", easy. I would not call him small and swishy.

My guess on #1 is Clooney. The "Shipped" in that last line aludes to "The Perfect Storm" where he played Captain of the doomed ship.

Daniee's picture

1. May be Leonardo. May also be Owen Wilson.

literarylioness's picture

Number 1 is so Leo! He makes it a point of dating every guy's wet dream. It's as if he picks up the lastest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition to find his latest beard.

before he was a big star ,at least in NY circles ,it was well known that Leo is gay. the bigger they become the more they need to hide it. Bradley Cooper is another perfect example. Gisele is most likely at least Bi and there have been plenty of rumors about Tom Brady. If anyone doesn't think these celebrities marry for nothing more then the convenience of showing what a wholesome normal life they lead ,just look at Tiger Woods.

Cat Scratch's picture

Leo.

Must be. Just look at Gisele Bundchen. First of all, she dropped him right before baby-making age and was succeeded by a 20-year old. How much mileage do you suppose he got out of a youngin like her? He picks women who can get laid on the side, present well, and know to be scared stupid when anyone asks about him. He's probably shoving his uncut dick up the lucky call boy as we speak.

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

Maguire's married with 2 kids.

el polacko's picture

'dating a model' is a long-standing giveaway that the dude is gay. leo and clooney are both good guesses. leo was pretty much outed by tobey maguire's mother who freaked when asked about her son's long-term relationship with leo... and clooney's all-male parties at his italian villa are well known (outside of america that is) and his relationships with women couldn't be more transparently staged. how sad that this sort of thing still goes on in hollywood. the closet is a killer..just ask cary grant, rock hudson, montgomery clift, james dean, tony perkins, sal mineo..the list goes on and on...

TexnDoc's picture

I've never seen "Pretty Woman" but they make a good argument on the linked site that "beck and call" is a line from that movie (Richard Gere).

crazyinjapan's picture

#1 is so Leo. He's always given me a gay vibe. And those chicks he dates have skinny boy bodies. Leo!

George Clooney used to be seen nightly dining with Tobey Maguire in the West Village years ago. Makes sense. Now Tobey's too fat?

OMG i didnt even notice that bird around his neck! I dont know about swans specifically but it reminds me of geese and they are terrifying! There was a canal by my house that I used to run on and they would chase and hiss at me! Caused me to give up running and just come home directly after work and start drinking

#1 is complete bull. Leo is the type that probably doesn't want to settle down (like unmarried 50 yr old Clooney), which is why Giselle is now married to Tom Brady. I don't think that uppity thing would have put up with being a beard for 2 seconds, and they were together a long time. She would have found out.

TheHeckler's picture

#3 could be Jennifer Esposito. She's recently engaged again to some dude who was on a reality show about old hags and young sluts. I dunno if the show she's on has been cancelled though. I could google it, but I'm just gonna go with it until someone shoots my idea down. pew pew!

lalolita's picture

1. Orlando Bloom or Leo

2. Sanjaya, I can dream can I?

3. Mischa Barton for huuur suure

no me jodas!

Spoiled's picture

I want to know how the hell they got that picture! Is Leo "The Swan Whisperer" or did they drug that bird? Swans are notoriously nasty beasts, no?
Swan Attack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPihMK_XZNw&feature=related

little_rascal's picture

Maybe Leo is a bisexual, not gay?
Perhaps Giselle and Bar Rafaeli weren't just "beards" but real relationships. I don't think Giselle would put up with a "beard" treatment, why should she? She's famous and rich herself.

Wait, wait. What about the European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution? I want to read more about that. Anyone know?

Provolone's picture

'Shipped' could also mean shipping up to boston, the main theme to the Departed.

Say it ain't so Leo, say it ain't so.

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