Thursday, December 17th 2009
Private RiRi
Maybe it's because I'm slightly more delusional than normal since I'm only operating on 15 hours of sleep this week (that's not a lot for someone who is naturally reeeeeaaaally lazy), but RiRi's video for "Hard" made me think of Private Benjamin.
And then I got to thinking about how this video would've given my soul a boner ("So Hard" indeed) if Goldie Hawn was the one wearing a Mickey Mouse helmet on her head while grabbing at her vag bone. We're going to need a sequel, Private Benjamin: SO HARD.
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Love love love Rated R!!
Submitted by Granny Frump on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
LOL. Ignorant comments will never be aside. I mean, we are all ignorant but you have some (Charlie) who insist on displaying it more than others.
Charlie: There were 2 ppl in that car and neither were you. Your ASSumptions are just that: YOURS. I swear, this shit is like beating a dead horse. If there was more to the story, we would have heard it by now. Beater Brown has had opportunities to tell his side (i.e. judge, police, and his countless interviews). He has yet to contest anything she said in her interview. This is like the Bermuda triangle all over again. I feel like this shit will never end.
Oh, and Alien Riri is a bad performer but NOBODY is worse than Shitney. She sings live, so I will give Ri that. But, Shitney (I can’t stand this girl) lip synch in every single performance. And, you know you are god awful when you can’t even do that right.
*HUH?
I was actually a Rihanna fan before ‘the incident’ but I’m not that big on her now. Her getting beat isn’t the reason, she is just EVERYWHERE. My lil sis insists on blasting her new cd 24/7. UGH. But, whatever, it is not bad. I will admit, I like cold case love, firebomb, rockstar 101, Russian roulette and G4L. I hate that song ‘Stupid in love.’ She is saying stupid too much for me. But, what is the pt of having hit songs if you can’t perform them live? What a waste. *Kanye shrug*
LOL. I agree with whoever said her getting beat up was the best thing that happened to her. His cd flopped and the media is alerted every time she farts. I don’t remember her videos getting premiered on 3 different stations simultaneously before.
*HUH?
@ bohemeballerine . You should be embarassed to admit shit like that. Who else would waste precious money on her album???!!!!!!!?
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Back to Black. Oh, AMYYYY!
This fucking bitch is so pretentious. I thought she wanted kids to look up to her, or some shit like that. I'd beat my kid "SOOOOO HARD" if she looked up this chick.
Bitch is trying too "HARDDDD".
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Back to Black. Oh, AMYYYY!
This chick IS NOT HARD. If she was why did she get her ass beat? Hell, the least she could have done was give as good as she got...then maybe I would give this fake as SO HARD shit some credit.
Snideychick sez:
I did like the black stegosaurus dress.
That is all.
Submitted by Am on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:42pm.
"Um, racism and ignorant comments aside (*cough* charlie m*cough), she talentless. I'd rather watch Shitney Spears."
The racism and ignorant comments are NEVER aside at Dlisted. Michael K is hilarious but a few of the commenters are pretty "typical" Americans.
I am still perplexed as to why she's such a big star. And I'll probably get shit for this but, "The Chris Brown Incident" was the best thing to ever happen to her, I don't remember her getting this much press coverage before. The only thing she was known for was remaking that SOS song and jacking everyone's [Grace Jones] style.
Now I can't stop reading about this trick and it's pissing me off because she's a shit "popstar". The edge she's trying to bring is tired and old.
Submitted by jackie on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:08am.
i love george clooney just for the fact of him being on golden girls.
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He was? I thought he was the repairman who got all the girls preggers on The Facts of Life.
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Bottom-feeder.
i love george clooney just for the fact of him being on golden girls.
Vom!
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jackie:
Yeah, Ri-ho-ho was shoved down our throats, but so was George Clooney!
She's basically Beyonce Jr.
If you cannot afford the real thing, this substitute is close enough.
And cheaper (for now).
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SOMEONE WRITE THIS BITCH A CATCHY SONG SO SHE CAN BE MORE BELIEVABLE AS THIS HUGE FUCKING HIT STAR. RHIANNA IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A CELEB THAT WAS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS RATHER THAN EARNING HER PLACE AS A STAR. DUMBASSES WERE TOLD SHE WAS THE NEXT HOT THING, SO THEY BELIEVED THAT.
i totally agree with this. there was another blog talking about how she has no stage presence and u might as well look at pics of her while her cd plays in the background instead of going to her shows lol. her talent is limited,she has a good sense of style and is beautiful so she'd be better as a model imo. she kinda reminds me of ashanti who was pretty w/ a mediocre voice and blew up out of nowhere.
I love RiRi unabashedly. Only cause she's purdy.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 9:09pm.
Why is there electrical tape on a flesh colored top?
I was thinking that too. Was also wondering what was up with all the crotch grabbing and then the small penis reference...I think MK said she was a size queen, maybe that's what it's about.
SOMEONE WRITE THIS BITCH A CATCHY SONG SO SHE CAN BE MORE BELIEVABLE AS THIS HUGE FUCKING HIT STAR. RHIANNA IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A CELEB THAT WAS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS RATHER THAN EARNING HER PLACE AS A STAR. DUMBASSES WERE TOLD SHE WAS THE NEXT HOT THING, SO THEY BELIEVED THAT.
I swear to God Ri-ho-ho has a new album out every fuckin week!
I guess Jay-Z figures if she is working, less likely for her to get beaten!
I am NOT watching this video
And this Greek keyboard is making my eyes hurt!
Greetings from Thessaloniki, sluts!
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I just find her whole image hysterical now. SHe is still SO YOUNG!!
"Britney Spear's is normal."
This was so lame. On a side note: When are Rihanna and Beyonce, and Lady Gaga going to start wearing pants again? When did leotards make an awesome comeback? lol
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
If you are truly talented you don't need all that concocted, semi-artistic crap. If find the likes of Riri, Lady Gaga and Kate Perry very tiring, but maybe I'm just getting old.
LOL @ the trying way too hard comments, at least she's trying, music and movies need a little bit of that, even if it's too hard. It's all entertainment at the end of the day. This video was pleasing to the eye, I haven't seen a music video like this since...well...since ever actually, what other popstar has made war themed video?? Madonna comes to mind, but hers was kind of disturbing, this is fierce.
I don't know about anyone else but I am tired of seeing her boobies. They are everywhere!
The "sit astride a gun" pose should be banned. yeah, we get it, we got it, it's gotten. giant penis between legs. just. stop. already.
I just got Rihanna's cd and it's surprisingly good! "Stupid in Love" and "Rude Boy" are great!
Yikes. that sucked. I agree RiRi's trying too hard.
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I got nuthin'
There is something about her that makes me want to punch and strangle her too...
Pearl Necklace. YOU are so totally right! She should come back as a beat up infant.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
The more she plays the "hard" card in public, the harder it is for me to shake off that police pic of her beat-up face and her subsequent attempts to get back with Chris Brown/arguing to the court against the restraining order that went with his public works jump suit. I actually liked her canned-but-catchy tracks before and she seemed like the perky alien-next-door so to speak. But yeah, this shit's just jarring, and reeks of desperation image overhaul.
I know it isn't nice but.....
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Why is MK only operating on 15 hours of sleep this week? Does MK have a.... uh...a...a LIFE? No! Never! MK YOU better be bring us back lots of slut stories!!!!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Attention RiRi, Grace Jones would like her shoulder pads and pannies returned!
kthnx!
Um, racism and ignorant comments aside (*cough* charlie m*cough), she talentless. I'd rather watch Shitney Spears.
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I could only stomach about 15 seconds. Yawn...not interested. NEXT!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I'm proud that I stuck it out for 2 minutes.
Even if dark red lipstick is back, she shouldn't wear it.
Why is there electrical tape on a flesh colored top?
Why did she think this song/video is worth releasing?
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the end...
Won't this gimmick ever get old for her?
shes still not over getting hit by an asshole. Kudos for moving past it or at least trying. But its not like shes any different from the rest of us. Media can be like a broken record and its SO abhorrent. Women get their ass beat everyday but shes all on the media like shes something special. She might be but damn. I got a black eye,broken nose,and my head bashed in repeatedly by guys, but you dont see me in the media. Damn and Im a beautiful girl and dont even have a smirk of pain on my face from it. I just will never go back to him or talk about it unless shit like this shows up. Not to mention I was thinking of a marshmallow when I seen this. LMAO
Miss Sexy Panties
Ok, I absolutely DO NOT get the big deal about this one. Her voice is totally unappealing - no range, zero emotion. "Umbrella" was one of the most tedious and annoying ever. The stupid get-ups are a distraction.
I can't see this and, well, having seen the past 3, I'm not really that sad about it.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
trying desperately too hard and failing, yet again. this bitch is fucking boring.
Uh, NO. I didn't even make it 45 seconds. That sucked SO HARD.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Oooh, how cutting edge!
*Runs out to hardware store to buy black electrical tape for my nipples....*
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 8:25pm.
*rubs eyes* Charles Manson, is it really YOU? *dies*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
My ocular muscles are going to look like vadge's arms in a minute. I instinctively roll my eyes whenever I see a Rihanna post. It's just a reflex at this point. I don't even have to read them anymore.
I really don't get her appeal. On her "songs" she sounds like a mentally challenged person who is unable to communicate verbally. Her vocal talent is nonexistent. So what do ppl like about her or her music?
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
She's so hard? Does she have a penis, too?
I BET YOU ANYTHING THIS LITTLE GHETTO CHICK STARTED RUNNING HER FUCKING MOUTH AND THROWING PATTY CAKE HANDS AT CHRIS AND HE FUCKING SNAPPED AND CLOCKED HER. BUT YOU CANT CONVINCE PEOPLE LIKE HILTON THERE ARE USUALLY TWO SIDES TO A STORY LIKE THIS.
http://thebitchywaiter.com/
Kinda (totally) over her these days
Ahhh fuck her. I like how one of the tags is Lady GaGa.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Oh, what in the hairy old hell? Someone please tell her she isn't cool or whatever. She is trying waaaay too hard and it isn't working.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma