Hot Slut Of The Day!
Snooki from Jersey Shore!!!!
You knew this was coming. As soon as an oyster filled with the precious pearl known as Snooki washed up on the pristine shores of Jersey, we all instantly fell in love. So much beauty in such a small package (sort of like a pina colada flavored condom) Yes, Snookerdoodles needs to take a class at the Learning Annex on how to operate a duck phone, but who needs smarts when you've got the grace of Audrey Hepburn and the elegance of Grace Kelly. If you felt the Earth move, that's because there's a whole lot of coffin rolling going on.
If you need further proof of Snooki's greatness, watch her Crotch du Soleil moves from last night's episode. Pussies pumpin' like champs!
Snooki's already orange, so I sort of wish she was wearing a green wig and white overalls while poppin' her pussy in the air like that.
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when she got that left hook in the jaw,gave her a case of co*#sucker blues....slowed down her income a little...
yay for the guido pygmy!!!
Those shoes are like a size too big! WTF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
Where's the guy who knocked her out when you need him. Bet she didn't put her hands up in nobody's face that night.
I like Snickers.
The punch is on MTV.com and my heart went ut to her.
Wow, this girl alone is reason enough for me to never visit New Jersey. I can totally see why that dude punched her. What an obnoxious, self-obsessed cunt.
Is she east indian or something? Jeez, you know you need to quit tanning when people can't tell what race you are anymore. Yikes. I see a "leaked" sex tape in her future when her 15 minutes starts running out.
where is the video of her getting her face punched?!
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She needs to stop tanning...
I lurve me some snookie! She's the best thing about the show. She could probably do a spinoff or something. I think she's adorable.
Toni from Newark- Thank you for making my day for properly using the word "strune" in a sentence. I live in Seattle now and haven't heard that shit (except on the phone with my relatives) in forever. I'm from Irvington, so if you want, we can team up and welcome them Essex-County style.
love
love
love her!
this girl has the real potential
to have a good fifteen minutes and
make some bank.
go snookie!
team snooks!
oh snookers. my favorite thing about this bitch is that she looks like a bulldog when she talks.
Submitted by tallulah: "When we first watched this show, my hubby wanted to know why a chola girl was on a show with guidos! He thought she was Mexican...I about pissed my pants! I <3 Snooki!"
This week's show, her mom comes to visit the house. She is obviously adopted, and someone said she was from Guatemala. She loves her mother so much, it brought tears to my eyes. Awwww. I heart Snooki, too.
Snideychick sez:
Snooki seems like the girl most likely to get a train ran on her while passed out drunk.
And Snooks, was the closest shoe size you could finds at T.J. Maxx?
So, while I normally just lurk... I felt compelled to comment on her shoes. Its shoe abuse to make shoes look bad.
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If life is what you make of it... I want mine with a cherry on top!!
Built like fireplug and flame orange.
Somebody shove a high-pressure fire hose in her right quick!!
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
When we first watched this show, my hubby wanted to know why a chola girl was on a show with guidos! He thought she was Mexican...I about pissed my pants! I <3 Snooki!
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Hells Yeah!!!!
MAMA MOORE: That was funny, gurrll!
Is Snookers naturally really dark and then puts spray tan on top of it? I really cannot figure it out. Her coloring is off, like dark orange.
This is how to tell if you are old. When I read "popping her pussy" I thought the poor girl had boils or cysts or something. Time for my fiber drink.
Game: would you rather stick your hand in Amy Winehouse's beehive or Snooki's bumpit?
One word--COMPENSATION. Poor thing, really sad when you think about it.
Doing CARTWHEELS AND SOMERSAULTS with no panties on is so much fun! Good for her. Living her young life how its supposed to be lived! Shes going to be such a great fun wife when shes older!
Miss Sexy Panties
Theres nothing hot about this slut....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
So this is what happened to the hobbits after Sauron got sent to the naughty corner now they r celebrating their freeedom
I hate this stupid bitch from Poughkeepsie. None of these strunes know that Guido is an insult, I'm from Newark (Snookie come visit us, we will welcome you Newark-style) and guido fucks are still around, thanks to the fug Gotti boys. Look at how big the shoes are, no class, no sense of style, they have nothing. The Situation doesnt realize his fans are gays that's who he should be courting if he wants any staying power, of course he comes with a paper bag.
She has to act like this for attention. I mean, look at her. There's no getting around the fact that she has a very ugly face, she was born missing an upper lip and stumpy as hell.
Without the spray on orange tan and black hair-dye she looks like an in-bred Polish girl.
She reminds me of a little man with a girls wig on.....
besides it can't be easy to find stripper shoes in toddler sizes.
oddly enough though, no problem finding them in sizes 10+, thank goodness for drag queens!
at 1st this broad got on my nerves, but then i realized, that she is just too snookie for me to get at first.
she's just like that annoying toy chihuaha pup that chases her tail for treats, or poops on your pillow and wants a prize, chews on your toothbrush and yaps at your heels. you almost step on her, crushing her little frame as you curse the day you got her but then when she's sick and you take her to the vet you are sitting there praying she will be okay.
"Thanks to her the stock in Bump-its went up. Way up." LMAO! I just want to snatch her hair and pull the Bump-it out!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
she's just a troll doll with better hair. Not much better, but better.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
Snickers is FUGLY as hell! In fact the only SEMI-cute one is Sammi.. Even the dudes got hit with the ugly stick. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of hotness in the pump-your-own-gas state.
Please PLEASE Snickers.. SHAVE YOUR LIP!
Exactly how tall is that l'il hobbit?
Apparently she is adopted and is really South American. That's neither here nor there, although it might account for her body shape.
I like her, because her bravado is shaky and you can tell she has a big dumb innocent heart behind those melons.
Bless little Snooki.
MK, why do you encourage this fuckery?
She needs to buy a pair of shoes that fit her feet. She looks like a gremlin.
I have no idea who she is, but she looks like every other two dollar hooker in Tampa. Next.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Thanks to her the stock in Bump-its went up. Way up.
oh I didn't say she was fat. I said she was GONNA be fat.
Her shoes are too big for her munchkin feet.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Gracious. So much trashy-ness makes my skin itch. Yuck.
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At first I thought this was the stupidest show ever but when I saw Snooki talking about the italian whatever organization whatever I was immediately impressed. I think I'm gonna watch this show now.
(I need to raise my standards)
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Pero no, no te vallas no me dejes un triste adios.
i find her and this show hilarious. snookie is definately dumb but she makes me laugh at the off shit she is constantly saying. i wonder what she looks like w/ no tan and her natural hair color, i assume her her isn't jet black but i could be wrong.
I think she's adorable and funny. Dumb but not malicious or anything. Nor fat. So sorry she's not a size 2 but she looks pretty healthy to me.
I like this little lady. Just to entertain me mind you.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 9:01am.
How dare you criticize Snickers! LOOOOVE her! Fuuuuck! She is more relevant than any of you...
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Your bitchass doesn't come around anymore and the first thing you do is insult us?????
*wipes tear*
It's like old times.
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She is one who will be really fat in a bout two years, but it wont matter because no one will remember her anyway
All that maintenence and bitch still forgets to wax that moustache off of her upper lip.
Fuck New Jersey. The only time I would ever go there is take a dump.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 9:11am.
"The Situation"
"The Situation" gets constantly cock-blocked by haters!
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