Conan Out, Seinfeld In?
Ginges are having the worst month EVER! First they were kicked repeatedly on "Kick a Ginger Day," then they were kicked on a Christmas card in Britain, and now they might be kicked off of late-night. Rojo Caliente is madder than fish grease!
Popeater claims that NBC is thinking about escorting Conan O'Brien to the nearest exit, because since he took over The Tonight Show the ratings have gone down faster than Gay Al at a glory hole.
Once source says that NBC thinks that one of their golden child of the 90s, Jerry Seinfeld, could bring the ratings back up. The source added, "NBC just can't carry on like this. 'The Tonight Show' has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings will be the show's lowest in 15 years. They would be idiots to not be having the replacement conversation."
Didn't Conan just take over from Leno two quick seconds ago (real talk: Conan took over in June)? Of course the ratings are going to be down since most of Leno's fanoldies grabbed their walkers and hobbled on over to 10pm. NBC needs to give Conan a little more time to work that shit out. When a bitch isn't dicking you the right way the first time, you just don't send him back to the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. No, you give him at least one more chance to make your genitals hum.
But if they are going to pink slip Conan's ass, can they wait until after the holidays? Seeing a sad ginge clown would totally destroy my Christmas.
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Why in God's name would Seinfeld take over the Tonight Show? One, he has more money than God and doesn't need a steady gig, and two, he would never dick over Conan like that (even if he is Leno's friend).
Leno has already gone on record to say he'd go back to the Tonight Show if NBC asked him (he's not above dicking over poor Conan). This is just a gambit to get Leno back at 11, and it stinks.
I like Conan..never watched his new show...but he and Andy Richter were hilarious back in the day.
I've never gotten Conan's schtick. He was a poor replacement for letterman. He just seems like too much of a dickhead. I can't really regularly follow some dorky spaz who is funny about 5% of the time. Letterman (in his day) at least was cool, so even if he wasn't funny, you still felt he was worth watching regularly. Conan has always left me cold. Also, I don't really like the guy. I'd be happy if he got fired. He sucks, that's showbiz folks.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:30pm.
@ Eleenie McMeanie
To answer your question, "kike" is a derogatory antisemitic insult used exclusively by people who hate Jews.
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i don't think the poster who used that term hates jews or meant any harm IMO.
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
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Way to make it even less funny. Jerry Seinfeld is SO LAME! It's sad when you're the worst part of a show named after you.
They should fire Leno & Conan. Both aren't funny.
@ Eleenie McMeanie
To answer your question, "kike" is a derogatory antisemitic insult used exclusively by people who hate Jews.
What's a Kike lover?
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I seriously doubt they'll kick out Conan. He had a hard time establishing himself at Late Night, but eventually owned the slot. And Leno had a hard time establishing himself on Tonight -- remember those ridiculous "standing up for Jay" commercials in the mid-90s? What they need to do is kick Leno out, put the dramas back on, and then back the fuck off.
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
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"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
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Love Conan, but his time slot is killing him. He's boring. And Triumph has to be muzzled to appear on the Tonight Show. No Fun-Hole Guy or S&M Lincoln. Sadness.
Now that Conan has the fancy studio, he really can't be self-deprecating anymore. Plus, he has to be nice to Hollywood. I won't say that Conan's a sell-out, but he invited Paris Hilton for a skit. Ugh, Late Night Conan trashed her every night.
Send Conan back to NY and back to his old time slot. And kick Fallon off Late Night too. He's such a douche. Give the job to the lovely Joel McHale.
And Seinfeld sucks and isn't relevant anymore.
Oh, piss of Farrah, you grumpy, judgmental, poor-spelling (religition), politically correct, no sense of humor having, and just plain nasty KIKE LOVER! So there.
Take Leno off the air and let us get back our shows at their proper times. Leno isn't funny or "in" and he hasn't been either in fifteen years or more.
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Oh, please. Conan's ratings sucked for a long time on his first show, and Lorne stuck with him.
This is so not happening. Although Andy Richter should be fired, he is not funny and not helping, just as he was not funny and not helping on Late Night.
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I dunno. Conan is just NOT funny on this show. He was funny most of the time on his other show. He was in too much hurry to be the big man and this is what happens. The thing with Andy Richter isn't working well either. Andy is alright, just not being the announcer.
I've been watching Conan since his debut and rarely missed a show. Once he moved to LA I just couldn't get into it and completely stopped watching. I feel bad, but it's just not the same. He should have never left NY. Leno sucks balls...he ruined it for everyone. Jerry Seinfeld is definitely not the answer, he's washed up and wasn't funny to begin with.
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I would so fucking watch an Amy and Pete show.It would be a laff riot/slow train wreck horror of the nth degree.
I thought of 2 guests, right of the top Courtney and Kanye.
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Conan is THE funniest motherfucker on late night talk shows hands down. No one can compete with the creator of Masturbating Bear.
Seinfeld had a fantastic sitcom once upon a time, but I think he is the biggest dickhead on earth. I fucking cannot stand his ass. Every interview I've seen him in he comes across as some smarmy smart ass. I don't think he himself is actually very amusing or interesting at all. I would rewatch the Magic Johnson Show before I would watch Jerry's obnoxious shit.
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Well if Conan wouldn't have sold out stayed in NYC and kept the later time so he could continue to be funny as hell he wouldn't have to worry about getting pinkslipped.
Lost my love for Conan when it was announced he was moving to California.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:35pm.
Seinfeld was fortunate to have a hit show, but I think he is best taken in small doses--I can see him getting irritating very quickly. Its easy to lose sight of the fact that it was a very strong ensemble cast and the seinfeld character was the straight guy for the most part.
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A lot of very good, successful shows have been centered around the straight man. I don't think that should take anything away from Seinfeld! Remember both Bob Newhart shows? He was the straight man with *crazy* ensemble cast. Even Cheers, I would say Sam was the straight man (more than not) and the rest of the ensemble cast extreme, larger than life, exaggerated characters. It doesn't work without the straight man, it is actually less funny without him! So I'm not going deduct points for that. As for late night, I like Conan the way he was on his old show. Granted, I don't watch him on the new show. But I didn't watch Leno either. I do remember when Leno took over from Carson, though, and he wasn't sitting pretty from the start. He had to make adjustments. I don't know that I want Conan to make the same adjustments! I agree with Ferguson probably being a more natural fit for the time slot... and Seinfeld would be annoying. But honestly, people think the Jew thing would be a problem? Really? Like he's good enough to watch on a sitcom but not good enough to sit, have a cup of tea (or whatever is in those late night mugs), and some conversation? Weirdness.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:24pm.
NO, YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO DO SUCH THING. You fucked up by marrying the wrong guy, YOUR fault. Take responsibility for your stupid actions before blaming others. Specially a whole religition. At least he was just obnoxious, and i find YOU antisemitic and plain old ignorant.
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I can't forget Seinfeld's victims. Eric Nederlander, Missy Chase Lapine, the underaged Shoshanna Lonstein... He's no longer likable to me.
Leno screwed O'Brien over. And if they replace him, that's the last time I'll view shit on NBC. Goodbye Office. Goodbye Community. I'm done with that network. O'Brien is one talented dude and it would be a shame to lose him. I bet had Leno not taken over the 10 p.m. slot, he'd be set. What a big chinned mother fucker.
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Put Conan back in New York. Said this 50,000 times before. He does not work in Los Angeles. NBC higher ups get paid to do what exactly? Make guesses and with a coin flip? Have they even watched the show?
Conan needs to get back to NYC and get his late time slot back. He wasn't made for Jay Leno's crowd.
Conan reminds me of an albino tranny fightin the power. You wanna boost your ratings? Move Craig Ferguson in to their slot...
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That probably explains why his show wasn't very popular...
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:58am.
I heart Conan. And Jerry Seinfeld is a dick.
He has too many strikes against him. Some people will hate him for being a Jew (not that I do, but a lot of people in this country are like that)...
Everyboy seems to rave about conan, but from what I have seen of his work, I do not recall anything that made me laugh. Don't dislike him, but wouldn't voluntarily watch him.
Seinfeld was fortunate to have a hit show, but I think he is best taken in small doses--I can see him getting irritating very quickly. Its easy to lose sight of the fact that it was a very strong ensemble cast and the seinfeld character was the straight guy for the most part.
I watch Jimmy Fallon, he has good guests and he's a complete dork.
Methinks his writers read Dlisters though, I have heard literal stuff straight from our comment section and he is doing 12 days of Xmas sweaters.
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Jerry Seinfeld is not very good at talk show chat..ever see him sit and talk to Jay or Conan? He is kind of dull.
Conan should have Andy sit on the couch like he did when they started out. Then someone should throw a grenade at the couch.
Then dig up George Carlin's corpse and let it host the talk show.
Jerry Seinfeld, HOOOOORRRRRIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE. Not funny, arrogant, statutory-raping, shouting like Billy Mays, married to cookbook stealing wife, ugly mullet haired, did I mention not funny at all, laugh track backed, obnoxious Kike (this last one I feel entitled to calling obnoxious Jewish people since I was married to one). Die, Jerry, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NBC should have hired me. I predicted this was going to be a trainwreck. They should put Leno back (never watch him) and give Conan back his old job (never watch Jimmy Fallon).
Leno is tanking in his new time slot, Conan is tanking in Los Angeles, and Jimmy Fallon is just being ignored.
Put things back the way they were ... free advice.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:48am.
@ urmomma
Team Jerry Seinfeld !!!
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The NBC execs are dimwits. They were afraid Leno would go to ABC or FOX and screw up Conan's ratings, so they gave his chin the 10pm slot. Leno must have a kajillion trillion dollars by now, why won't he just retire?
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Team Jerry Seinfeld !!!
Hekki wrote:I heart Conan. And Jerry Seinfeld is a dick.
He has too many strikes against him. Some people will hate him for being a Jew (not that I do, but a lot of people in this country are like that). Then other people will hate him for being a secret former Sciento. Then others (LIKE ME) will hate him for being such a dick to that woman whose cookbook his cunt wife stole. And hate him for marrying such a transparently greedy, disloyal, useless piece of cuntmeat.
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Couldn't say it any better. Seinfeld and his wife are a couple of crooked pieces of shit. Hates 'em.
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Amy Winehouse as host with Pete Dougherty as musical director.
Amy: I smoked so much crack today...
Pete: How much crack did you smoke?
Audience: (Laughter and applause)
Amy: ...so much that I...(falls out of chair)
Pete: (cuts face pimple with razor, lights self on fire)
Audience: (laughter and applause)
Don't even get me started on Jimmy Fallon replacing Conan. YAWN.
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I'd say that the typical ass-wipe execs fucked themselves royally and deserve their sweating brows. Leno was doing great at 11:30p and Conan was doing great at 12:30. wtf did they think would happen? Conan - I think - is the worst interviewer and his humor is way too offbeat for Mr. & Mrs. Mid-America. the Tonight Show has almost always been about humor that's safe for all ages and Conan don't cut it.
personally, I prefer Craig Ferguson who, for my buck, is the funniest man on TV.
thanks Prov. You must watch all episodes!!! Like I said, my absolute fav. Laugh my ass off!!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:02am.
I doubt it, it just wrapped up a few weeks ago. Unless they fast track it for Christmas or something. I haven't seen the 1st couple of seasons but from other fans of the show, they felt this last season was the best ever. I highly recommend it, funniest show on tv.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:00am.
I will say the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm with the Seinfeld reunion was a GREAT season of episodes!
Hi hon! Absolute favorite show but don't get cable anymore. I plan on renting the seasons when I am out of work in February. Is that season on DVD yet you know?
I will say the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm with the Seinfeld reunion was a GREAT season of episodes!
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Okay you muther-bitches! I've had about enough Seinfeld bashing! I can get with Conan, he is ginge enough, but LEAVE JERRY ALLLLLOOOOOOONE!!!!!!! It's not Jerry's fault that Conan's rating are shit, hell, it's not even Conan's fault, he was doing just fine in the slot he was in...oh, wait. It is Conan's fault. He wanted to be Jay Leno. I don't think Jay Leno wants to be Jay Leno right now.
Fuck Papa Doc!
Fuck the freeworld!
TEAM JERRY!
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Jay Leno is so fucking NOT funny. And now he has that stupid fucking Jay Leno show which is the EXACT same thing as The Tonight Show, why didn't he just stick with the Tonight Show? Anyway, I like Conan, he's funny.
I heart Conan. And Jerry Seinfeld is a dick.
He has too many strikes against him. Some people will hate him for being a Jew (not that I do, but a lot of people in this country are like that). Then other people will hate him for being a secret former Sciento. Then others (LIKE ME) will hate him for being such a dick to that woman whose cookbook his cunt wife stole. And hate him for marrying such a transparently greedy, disloyal, useless piece of cuntmeat.
I never got into whole Seinfeld wagon
That show gives me major eye rolls then anything on tv
He is not funny and so blatantly trying to act dumb he makes jessica simpsons tuna moment look like a script monlogue!
Why is he getting his own show?....thats dumb
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This is so Barf!
bring back
joan rivers
or arsenio hall
Bradiful - tyvm! You too! *muahs*
NO ANGL, Merry Holidaze and stuff.
On Topic: Seinfeld is a jack off.
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