Friday, December 18th 2009
Hooker At The Point
At first glance I thought this was broke ass Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County doing what she's gotta do to pay her rent and plastic surgery bill. But in real life, it's Russell Brand kissing his girlfriend Katy Perry goodbye in Los Angeles yesterday.
Russell must really love Katy like a slut loves Free Clinic Fridays, because he wants her close to him at all times, which explains why he's wearing one of her lady tanks from the junior's department at Macy's.
Russell is totally flirting with danger, though. Dude shouldn't be walking the streets like that unless he's okay with Eddie Murphy trying to pick him up for a $20 date.
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crazy bitch,trying to earn a buck or 2
Thought it was Amy Wino.
katie perry is hot!! why would she want to try and help russell brand look hetro???? she must have been curious again!!!!! COME OUT ALREADY!!! Russell you're only fooling yourself...
the outfit is ridiculous, but I have to say, i had a boyfriend once with almost the same body, and he was extremely good een zee boudoir...
Yuck. So effeminate and girly.
I totally thought that was Katie leaning into the car the in first picture.
He so strange!
I wonder if she got him to shower?
I thought this was Amy Winehouse.
I thought that was a pic of Katie, and Russell was in the car!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I wonder how many different species of cootie live in Russell Brand's various body hairs?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLES.
I hate skinny jeans!
That is all.
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If the whole famewhoring thing doesn't work out for Russy, it looks like he is qualified to be a plumber.
I thought it was Amy Wino for a second.
Submitted by jacots on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:01pm.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
I thought it was Kristen Stewart.
I thought it was a girl from the first Picture~~My girlfriend thinks the same with me. by the way ,I am eight years older than her, lol. We met online at~ ageromance.com ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
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LOL!Thought it was a girl! Fuckin hate Russel Brand...he is just annoying. Why does he yell when he talk's??
Ugh. Never understood the appeal of effeminate men. What's disgusting is the amount he's able to pull. British girls don't seem to give a f-ck that they're boyfriends wear their jeans. They actually think it's hot (why else are there so many of them walking around?).
ugh what a tool! i thought katy perry was still with that sessy piece from gym class heroes. well now maybe there is more of him for me!
Is he gay? Is he straight? Is he bi? Then I realized he was just a whore--a famewhore!
YAAAWN! He does exactly nothing for me. And he IS kinda feminine, even with the arms and the chest hair and the beard. He also looks like he smells bad. I'd pass on this one. As our beloved S&F would say, "would not fuck".
I will never get the fuss over this guy. Absolutely fuck ugly and a complete tosser to boot. I'm also convinced he's less interested in her than he is in the idea that's she's pretty famous in her own right and particularly in America which is the holy grail of British celebrity aspiration and a market he's unlikely to have much chance with without a lot of publicity. Publicity like this for instance.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:52am.
If lovin' Russell is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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*shakes urmomma like a British nanny*
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Hahahaaahaa! Like a British Nanny! Ha!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
I thought he was a she initially, and was wondering why her feet were so big.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:52am.
If lovin' Russell is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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*shakes urmomma like a British nanny*
*gets an exorcist*
*nukes the site from orbit to be sure*
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Bottom-feeder.
If lovin' Russell is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
I would do him...CDC style and it would have to be in the shower...a very hot shower...porn would have to involved and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Not for him, i hear he is sober, but for me. Ambien might help, too.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
They both make me gag.
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Douchechill!
I truly believed that when she straightened up, this would be Taylor Momsen (sp?) with dark hair. Same exact build, same style.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Tranny Mess says it all! I want that tank top...
First glance, I thought it was the female one outside the car...
The hubs and I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall not long ago. He thought Russell Brand was great in it. I told him this is basically how Brand is and that instead of acting a part, he asked the director if he could just do his own thing, and he did.
And yes, he looks hygienically challenged. The plant near my monitor just wilted and my cat gave the picture the side-eye.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I thought Wino replaced the ballet slippers with some Britney boots.
Yeah! Jack's ok!
*cheers*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Nice camisole, dickwad.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
dont forget your lunch money
He looks like he smells.
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idk why but Brand seems like he would be a decent boyfriend.
Not that I want to find out or anything, just sayin'.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Shit, I thought that was Wino kissing Blaaaaaake goodbye!
Needs one more tag: "What the hell kind of GD outfit is this?"
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
OMG, I totally thought that was a woman leaning into the car.
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Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:27am.
Whats with the Polio legs in the last shot ?
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OMFG!!! LMAO!
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I thought "I Kissed a Girl" was kind of catchy and downloaded Katy Perry's album from iTunes (it was on sale, cheap) not long after it came out. Wow, it sucks. And she sucks.
And Russell? He looks like heroin addict with unkempt poodle hair. Gross.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Jack, if you don't remember, it didn't happen.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Whats with the Polio legs in the last shot ?
Need.more.coffee. I thought Wino was having an off day from shaving.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:23am.
I have no idea what you are talking about... lol
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You don't remember the thing with the wheelbarrow and your car and the...oh never mind...
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Brand is vile.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:14am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 9:54am.
llllloolololololololololollll
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omg ur alive!
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I have no idea what you are talking about... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:14am.
I'm good peeper!!! just another day.... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09