Tina Knowles Filed For The Big D
Tina Knowles is legally sending Daddy Knowles to the left...to the left (sorry for that). TMZ reports that the woman who is responsible for making Beyonce look like she's about to get her wig snatched by a vengeful queen has filed for divorce from her husband of 29 years Matthew Knowles. Cut to Basement Baby looking confused as hell, because she has no idea whose basement she's going to lay her head in at night.
Tina filed the papers last month in Texas. And just a month before that, some backyardigan bitch filed a paternity suit against Matthew Knowles claiming that his sperm fertilized her egg. Coincidence? Probably not. My guess is that Tina has been waiting to dump Matthew like a dusty wig, and his "Maury Moment" forced her to make it official.
I really hope Tina Knowles wears the above outfit to divorce court. That "Scott Storch goes to a White Party in Panama Beach" ensemble deserves a second showing.
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Too bad for their family.
P Diddy and JLo at his firt East Hampton White Party.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:36pm.
THANK YOU! It's the 12 hairy assess of Cxmas...a new one everyday. LOL
Are u new here?...don't think I saw you post here before.
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Now THAT'S the way to celebrate! I look forward to seeing what the holiday has in store tomorrow!
Not really new, just mostly a lurker :)
HoityToity= solanges
kanderso=beyonce.
pathetic. and its also rumored that Mathew Ghetto Knowles has other children with other women.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Tina was forced to play her hand because now he has verified what everyone even remotely related to the music industry already knew.
Mathew is a ho.
Team Tina!
(even with her busted lace-front!)
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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:04am.
Spice Dong: is that Khloe KardASSian in your avie?
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Nah, Khloe's ass is so much hairier and fatter...so I hear. LOL
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Submitted by dusted on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:38am.
Hello. I think I'm in love with your avatar.
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THANK YOU! It's the 12 hairy assess of Cxmas...a new one everyday. LOL
Are u new here?...don't think I saw you post here before.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:47pm.
Actually I think Solange will look more like the mom. Beyonce got all the hot in that family.
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Beyonce and Solange look exactly the same, only with different hair and makeup.
I mean, my thing is why now? It took not one, but two out of wedlock children for her to leave him (I don't give a shit what they all say, Kelly is his kid.)
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
so, what does beyo have to say?
Actually I think Solange will look more like the mom. Beyonce got all the hot in that family.
MWAHA HA HA HA HA! Thats right, haterz!
yuck.
Call me a ho (I have been called worse) but I wouldn't mind getting me some of that Papa Knowles. Come heah, you hot thang you--sperminate me!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:00am.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:51am.
this is what Beyoncee will probably look like 20 years from now...maybe even fatter.
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I read somewhere long ago that Tina looked like Beyonce when she was younger. They always say ladies look to your mother to see what you will look like in future.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Haha To the left to the left...
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:51am.
Hello. I think I'm in love with your avatar.
Sorry about their break up but they can both take pride in together nurturing Beyonce's phenomenal success.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
"Scott Storch goes to a White Party in Panama Beach"
OMG!!! Absolutely perfect! I almost wet myself when I read that!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:15am.
It's your lucky day because I used a picture of me bending over for avie today! I am SO.HOT.
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GASP! *swoon*
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:15am.
It's your lucky day because I used a picture of me bending over for avie today! I am SO.HOT.
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SO, SO EARLY for such delicious JO material!
It's your lucky day because I used a picture of me bending over for avie today! I am SO.HOT.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"Scott Storch goes to a White Party in Panama Beach" ensemble
HA!!!! You got me with that one, Michael!! I need it. Working on zero sleep thanks to the baby. I look like a friggin zombie. I'll have to seal my eyes in Mac concealer today like a new cross-gender working to get her trannie wheels off. ...I don't even know what I'm talking about today. Shit, I am tired.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
I really really really don't wanna see pap (smears) pictures of him running around with a young ho piece. Ugh.
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Pero no, no te vallas no me dejes un triste adios.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:01am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:59am.
Must...fight...SpiceDong's...avie...losing...senses...
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Sorry, jazzy, but the hairy buns fight dirty.
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They're like a bad car wreck. You want to look away because it's gruesome, but strangely you are compelled to keep looking. Damn the Hairy Sirens of Gluteus Maximus!
Daddy and Mommy Knowles need to lay off the Fried Food.
Between Spice Dong's avie & jazzfish, it's like the Before & After pics in an ad for hair removal.
2 for 1 type of ad deal with a coupon.
On Topic: Ummmm, yea, the Knowles, uh, who gets the basement door key in the settlement?
Basement Baby won't keep herself in there.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:02am.
All the single ladies!
and whatever else the song says.
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If you're crazy then go join Basement Baby,
If you're crazy then go join Basement Baby...
Spice Dong: is that Khloe KardASSian in your avie?
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
All the single ladies!
and whatever else the song says.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
*goes on search for more disturbing avie*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:59am.
Must...fight...SpiceDong's...avie...losing...senses...
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Sorry, jazzy, but the hairy buns fight dirty.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:51am.
this is what Beyoncee will probably look like 20 years from now...maybe even fatter.
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If you assume that this comment is referring to SpiceDong's avie, it is extremely funny.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:51am.
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I LOVE ALL THE AVATARS SPICE! KEEP IT UP!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:53am.
*VOMITS ON SPICE DONG*
ETA: I actually look forward to all the comments your avie brings everyday... LOL kinda like Pleco, but different.
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Must...fight...SpiceDong's...avie...losing...senses...
OT: Spice Dong, is that your ass?
This family reminds me of a slightly less creepy version of the Jackson family...pushing those kids to sing and dance for hours while growing up, micro-managing every career move, every step of the way...Basement Baby was just them seeing if they could hit the Jackpot twice. Who in the world would get down with Mr. Knowles? *shudder* I am loving the Tina ensemble as well.
This family reminds me of a slightly less creepy version of the Jackson family...pushing those kids to sing and dance for hours while growing up, micro-managing every career move, every step of the way...Basement Baby was just them seeing if they could hit the Jackpot twice. Who in the world would get down with Mr. Knowles? *shudder* I am loving the Tina ensemble as well.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:51am.
I heard he is also the father of one of the other Destiny's Child ho's...can't remember if it is Kelly Rowland or the other one whose name never comes to mind.
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Michelle Williams.
And yes, I had to Wiki the poor ho.
But rumor has it that it's Kelly who's Beyonce's half-sis. Hence the short break with "Dilemma" until B supposedly had Daddy Knowles pull the plug lest she pull out her plugs.
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Bottom-feeder.
*VOMITS ON SPICE DONG*
ETA: I actually look forward to all the comments your avie brings everyday... LOL kinda like Pleco, but different.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
this dumb lookin MF'er has probably been cheatin on her ass for YEARS... so yea, it's a shame she wasted 29 years of her life on some piece of fucking shit that cared only about stickin his dick in a warm safe place... wuddn't too safe this time was it Poppy? prick
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
this is what Beyoncee will probably look like 20 years from now...maybe even fatter.
And that guy is creepy looking...I heard he is also the father of one of the other Destiny's Child ho's...can't remember if it is Kelly Rowland or the other one whose name never comes to mind.
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"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
LMFPO at "backyardigan"!
She probably looked the other way while he had his flings and then when one came up prego, she finally lost it.
Imagine all the stupid hoes who thought he could get them a recording contract or something. I wonder if all the free pussy was worth listening to all the "auditions".
Don't worry, Tina. Heartbreak is inspiring to most artistes.
Fuck you, Michael K! I had that stupid ass song in my head all day yesterday with no hope of getting it out! Today isn't shaping up any better because of you!
urmomma- I'll elaborate in OP but the party is tonight. Outfit went over VERY well with Mr. Uvy, though. ;)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:32am.
LOL!
Still, 29 years...that's a shame.
ETA: White Party - whooooo!
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Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:38am.
MF can look AROUND you.
Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaa beep
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
LMAO at ISMU and Jack!
MF can look AROUND you.
ISMU I will ask you in OP how the jeans went down...or is that tonight?
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 10:32am.
dude looks like a struck match.
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DAMMIT, jack, you made me spit out perfectly good boxed wine.
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Bottom-feeder.
how old is Beyonce? they should've done this shit 29 years ago.