Friday, December 18th 2009
SanToya Claus Is Everywhere
Christmas is really the time for giving....and for posing in photo-ops. SanToya Claus conquered both of those things yesterday afternoon when she visited the children at AIDS Project L.A.
Thankfully, SanToya didn't get the kids satin ass floss and nipple pasties from Frederick's of Hollywood. Although, I wouldn't have been mad if she passed out pairs of exquisite lucite heels since you're never too young to learn the power of lucite.
SanToya also gave APLA a giant check for $10,000. Hmmm. Everybody should take cover, because that big ass check is going to cause some serious damage when it bounces back.
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LaToya is a famewhore pro! She's been on her grind and unlike MJ's brothers, I don't think she pestered him as much (probably didn't help that she called him a child molester). She "sings" in shows in Europe and has a little bit of money to call her own. Supposedly she has a rich boyfriend too...
Now if Jermaine was rocking this Santa dress, we'd all know that he was pimping out the Jackson name. Jermaine is the worst for using Michael's name after his death. Claymaine needs to quit (but he did declare bankruptcy and has a buttload of kids, so I can see why he got all giddy when MJ passed)
Team LaToya! I think she really did this out of the goodness of her heart.
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
good day psl: absolutely!
The entire family is cashing in: literally (haha) makes my stomach churn.
I agree...we heard nothing from this loser for a decade until Michael died. It is disgusting how she is cashing in on his death.
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What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
- Alanis Morrisette
DETEST HER. And yes, she is making a career out of the tragedy. Disgusting famewhore.
/This bitch is making a career for herself off her brother's death. I don't care how harsh it sounds, it's true!
The Cat in the Hat at the Old Folks Home.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
So it only cost her $10,000 for a bit of publicity these days. Good deal. Keeps her ugly ass in the news. But whats with the slutty santa helper outfit?? SHe trying to turn kids on? Better leave the kiddie action to your brother La Toya.
Fugly old hag.
Hey look it's Tila Tequila!
Dare I say Santoya actually looks cute in the first photo?
I won't look at the others and risk fucking up this fantasy.
Is she gifting prostitos this year or what with all this lingerie?
Security!
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I don't like this crazy wench, but that is a hot Santa's helper outfit.
Oh, wait...I fergotted...you have your own pair of silicone balls to play with...NVM.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:38pm.
I want that outfit though.
DOUBLE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I want that outfit though.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:37pm.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Jack - ET's tits are nothing to gawk at. They're disgusting balls of silicone,
she has a nice figure...too bad about her face.
E.T.!!! Show us yer tits, honey....! whaaaa? they're the only thing on her body that probably isn't all shriveled and wrinkly.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Pooh is very confused as to just exactly where her honey pot is.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
The Stripper Whore Santa outfit to visit the sickly kiddies is hilarious. Can't wait to see the Bunny outfit she wears when she visits them on Easter.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
I say it again: dried-up dead capuchin monkey.
@ Mother Superior
I love this outfit! Imagine your hot British guy coming over, and you open the door in this outfit with a glass of bubbly in your hand!
I would wear black hooker high heel boots with it.
*fanning herself*
LIL RAS: thank you honey! merry christmas! btw there is wireless at this place so I might drunk blog LIVE the situation around me! see you in a few!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!
@ Chirio
Have a ball at the Christmas party!
Don't forget you promised to take pictures for us!
On topic : Merry Christmas!
My God...she's really starting to look like Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie, in Santa Gear.
I actually like this outfit...but on me!
OK GOING TO THE CORP BBQ! See you all later! have a good friday babies!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!
JOE JACKSON YOU ARE THE FATHA OF SANTOYA CLAUS!hahahaha
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!
Her outfit is kind-of hot. I find her amusing...better than seeing Jermaine's melted face all over my computer screen.
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Douchechill!
I like the outfit a lot.....cute! For my bedroom. Not for kids though....
hmmm..wonder where she got the money? It was like Christmas fucking morning for them when he died.
They are a disgusting lot.
"How The Wench Stole Christmas."
It'd be more believable if she didn't turn it into a photo-op.
Yes, I'm humbugging.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:26am.
Haven't those poor children suffered enough??
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LoL.
simply hideous.
@ Jack-with-a-hangover
(((((( Jack ))))))
Are you okay?
On topic : it's nice that she's not only giving $$$ but also her time, and goes to give toys to these AIDS kids.
Haven't those poor children suffered enough??
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
I'm sorry but I don't think any of those kids will look good in lingerie...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
That elf-like face smiling is so heart-warming! I especially love that she is suddenly an advocate for children now. Better late than never, I suppose...to find a new angle and keep yourself relevant! Insert hohoho joke here, and such.
The babydoll on the babeh lap in thumbnail #7 is totally doing a headdesk at this.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Hekki, I agree with you. Team SanToya Claus!
(putting on bullit-proof vest and Jack's helmet)
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
I love her outfit! A great outfit to wear with nothing underneath while trying to surprise your boyfriend/husband/lover!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:07am.
What a bunch of Grinches!!! Bahumbug. I think she looks adorable. What's the harm? I have a thing for striped tights.
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He's a mean one Mr Grinch...
No harm. Just Ugly.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:06am.
She needs to phone home...
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Heheheheeee.
You know how they got her there?
They put down a trail of Reeces Pieces.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Provy, man, you made me laugh like crazy. *catches breath* You bitches are on FIAH this morning.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 11:06am.
She needs to phone home...
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She has some serious ET shit going on there.
Awww, am I the only one who thinks it's kinda sweet that she dressed up like a whorey Mrs. Santa for the AIDS kids? I'm not seeing Sienna Miller or Jakey G doing anything nice for them.
And she is in good shape. She's what, 60? Her body is awesome.
I saw Pooh kissing SanToya Claus...
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
What a bunch of Grinches!!! Bahumbug. I think she looks adorable. What's the harm? I have a thing for striped tights.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
HEY... JACKSONS, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
YAY! An ET xmas movie!!
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."