Blake Lively Is My Hero

Blake Lively looks A-MAZ-ING! She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker except she wasn't beaten with the ugly stick too many times (no offense, I'm sure Parker is a genuine sweetheart). And she's a good actress, so I'm told.

Guy looks happy: the happiest we've seen him in years.
Esther sucked all the creativity and joie de vivre from him; good to see he got it back.

Guy has the right idea...Jude should follow suit and shave his head.

Her poses brings me back to prom pics

Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!

I find her unattractive and over-rated: not pretty or beautiful or interesting either.

I spy coke face.

This is a tad too much. I think that Blake is refreshingly different from all those generic looking Hollywood barbies, but I hope the fame doesn't go to her head.

Blake got a nice body & a butterface.

Blake's body is always banging. Wonder what she does to maintain it.

Yeah, I know she's supposed to be young, but I don't believe it. I think she's really 48. And there's nothing you can say or do to make me believe otherwise. She totally looks like a really well preserved almost 50 woman in the face.

Has RDJ had work done? He looks different somehow.

I don't care, I love him! AND I plan to see the movie, purists be damned!

Oh the film looks like a stink bomb, Holmes purist will not see it.

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Feed the world, damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

Chica, I don't think this Sherlock will compare to the book. Don't get your hopes up.

I love the way Blakey is working the RC!! Girl is HOT and she knows it. Love the dress; love the shoes; love that body. Her face is nothing to call home about but, with those boobies, no casting agent will notice!!

I read something sad, Jude Law says he only has three children. That poor one night stand baby doesn't stand a chance in hell.

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Feed the world, damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

BLAKE "20 GOING ON 47" "SIZE 2" LIVELY LOOKS LIKE A 1 DOLLA HOLLA.

I'm LOVING the color of her shoes with the color of her dress. The dress is kinda tacky, but I think she still looks hwat.

I bet Jude Laws' peen exploded after seeing Blake Lively..a bunch of hos got knocked up! We're gonna need Maury in 9 months.

Uh oh, she is looking old! Um, kids? Drugs are bad mkay? Not only do they rot your brain out, but shit like coke ages you ten fucking years OVERNIGHT! Especially lighter skin people. She looks like she is already in her mid thirties!

I hate that skanky hoar of gossip girl, whats-her-name. Now onto RDJ I want that man to own my body, soul, and black heart.

no me jodas!

if it makes anyone feel better, blake was a little homelier before her nose job :)

i like rachel, i think she's pretty and a decent actress

Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!

It looks like Blake went straight from the ho stroll in the MeatPacking District, to the red carpet.

It's a recession, so I approve this versatile sluttire.

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I'm so excited for this stupid movie! The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was the second "grown up" book I ever read and I've been such a fan. I even loved the Young Sherlock Holmes movie way back when... and this should be a good cast!

IDK who BL is, but she looks like a young Ellen Barkin.

God I loooooooove RDJ. I would marry that man tonight, tomorrow, 50 years from now when I would have to change his diapers. I dont care!!

I wanna hate Blake and be like "skank" but she looks too freaking fabulous.

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Clearly, Blake has audited Suri Cruise's workshop, "Ditch the Coat: Regulate Your Personal Temperature Through Thought, Eliminate Thetans."

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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

A ho's gotta do what a ho's gotta do despite the weather.

besides... talking about posing hard. She makes renee zelwegger look positively shy.

Well when you're high you don't feel pain, or the cold.

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Feed the world, damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

Hang on this is the Sherlock Holmes premier and she is not in it. Why are we even talking about TV girl with her bad implants? Just asking. I don't get Gossip girl or her. great body, plain face. Meh.... Let's talks about the actual stars of the film and not the B list that showed up in barely there dresses.

I have no comment on this ho, but I am LMAO at these avatars!

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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09

*starts pouring shots to make up for missing out on last night's episode*

Merry Dlistmas, horz!

*glug*
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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:45pm.

LMAO, I kept looking at SpiceDong's avie and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was, are those breasts attached to a hairy butt?
Love your Beaker!
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Nope, it's a view from below and between the legs.
;-)

"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore

Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:48pm.

I have actually seen men who are that way in real life...naturally smooth everywhere (no waxing or shaving) but the ass is a jungle!

This avie is not one of them but reminds me of those guys. ;-)
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MR. TUMNUS!!

Double Vvodka please Pleco

lol the avies here are becoming NSFW.

playing with your hair on the red carpet is not hot.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:35pm.

SpiceDong- LOL@ your avis smooooth back in contrast to the ass.

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LOL
I have actually seen men who are that way in real life...naturally smooth everywhere (no waxing or shaving) but the ass is a jungle!

This avie is not one of them but reminds me of those guys. ;-)

"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore

Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:45pm.

Thanks! I totally thought it was 2 hairy d1cks pushed together, but I never saw a hairy d1ck!
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There's one standing right next to RDJ in the first three thumbnails.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 1:43pm.

@ KD

LMAO, I kept looking at SpiceDong's avie and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was, why were there breasts attached to a hairy butt?
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Thanks! I totally thought it was 2 hairy d1cks pushed together, but I never saw a hairy d1ck!

Ho-peen Post should come soon, or it's time for a double vodka.
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@ KD

LMAO, I kept looking at SpiceDong's avie and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was, are those breasts attached to a hairy butt?
Love your Beaker!

Usually I think her clothes wear her but she looks great in that dress.

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SpiceDong- LOL@ your avis smooooth back in contrast to the ass. I had to stare at that thing for a whole minute before I could tell what it was! Now I think it is burned into my memory FOREVAH!

Just checked out last nights drunken OP....
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one was drunken posting! Remember, no electronics.

She has pretty much the IDEAL figure! I can only hate on her out of jealousy.

Blake is the new Sienna...

I could donate to the Jude Law and Jeremy Piven Balding Association Fundraiser.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

jazzfish: brilliant avie!

Blake is working that red carpet like her life and Gossip Girl / Traveling pants career depends on it...you'd think she is the star of the movie because of the way she is owning that shit and hogging the spotlight in these photos...who says getting semi-naked doesn't get you noticed? It always works!

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"A man being rich is like a girl being pretty!" - Lorelei Lee

Jude is homley as hell.

Stoney did it doggie style with SpiceDong's avie.

Jeebus, Stoney, you'd need GPS just to use the urinal with that Amazonian rainforest.

OnT: At least excess hair is the least of Jude Law's problems, innit?

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