Monday, December 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 18th!
I am glad to see that I am not the only one with Peen On The Brain. - loozer
Runners-up:
You can laugh but he pockets $12000 a week at the sperm bank. - El Bastardo
He's just waiting for somebody to blow his mind. - cliff777
Finally, somebody worthy of titty fucking Aretha. - OurMissC
via Eat Liver
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holy fuck...penis head...
Good god.
Congrats slutty snow winners! Funny as always!
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*pisses self*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you funny fuckin fuckers!!!
*falls off chair*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Looser, you always win! ♥
Congrats to El Bastardo, Cliff777 and ourMissC !
Ahahahaha!!! All my favorites won! Excellent job guys! loozer♥♥, OurMissC, cliff777 and El B!!!!! *looks around nervously for NoAnjl♥* *flicks tongue at El B*
Yay! Winners! Congrats!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
El B I would never diss Aretha! I was paying homage to her bodacious chichis.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Yoiks.Loozer no more again!! :) Ta MK and peeps. Great ones winners. MissC, dissing the Queen???????????? Hahahahaha!
Looks like Loozer's giving NoAnjl a run for her money.. wow you're really on a roll lately. Congrats!
oh and honourable mention for the other winners.. well done folks : )
Hilarious captions!!! Congrats!
OurMissC is fab!!! :D:D:D
Color Me Surprised. (Gomer Pyle voice"Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!) Thanks MK!
Congrats to El B!, Cliff77 and my C.T. alliance partner Our Miss C♥!!
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
LOOZUR is always a WINNER to me.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Yay loozer! And congrats also to El Bastardo and cliff777. I surrounded myself with some pretty funny sluts!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
AHAAAHHHAHAHHA well-done, looooozeeerrrrr!!!
Congrats too to cliff777 and regular winners El B and OurMissC!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats winners!
Carrot Top's distant cousin Mushroom Tip.
That's Enis not Penis.
Just another striking example of the resemblence between MAN and Man's (real) Best Friend!
I saw his profile on meetwealthybellheads.com
I wonder what he is looking for there?
Just because my head looks like a shroom, doesn't mean I had any on me... you guys just got lucky I did.
Photographic proof that Allah was a dickhead.
Man, what a dickhead
Friends may come and friends may go,
some friends may peter-out, I know.
But, we'll be friends through thick or thin,
Dick-head out, or Dick-head in
Llazlo
No wonder Enzyte gives those pills away for free.
See the idea that men who think with their dicks is true and not a phallusy.
The doctor said not to worry unless your head stays like this for 4 hours or more.
When he gets a headache does he take Excedrin or prostate medicine?
Penis head!
Short, fat and hairy to boot. Oh, ugly too!
The dark side of magic mushroom use rears it's ugly head
Mush Mouth all grown up, he finally takes off that silly cap.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
dickhead
be gentle...
where are the schweaty balls?
Dick head.
The new home in Smurf Village was decked in a perfected earthy stucco; the Spanish moss hedges accentuated its structure; the windows were draped in acorn-colored satin and eggshell lace; the front door was lined with ivory tiles; with a welcoming red carpet in the entry foyer fit for a princess. It was to be Smurfette's first home...A beautiful home.
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
Osama Peen Laden
Finally, somebody worthy of titty fucking Aretha.
Bryce's mom always told him being a dickhead would only get him into trouble.
Lindsay Blohan's new bodyguard. Hired on the spot since he's got the only dick big enough to fit her gaping twat.
'Shroomz anyone ?
When Imans and their camels mate.
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Shiitake happens...
This is Richard...but you can call him Dick.
This guy has chesticles.
Do your pubes sit high?
are they up there by the sky?
Are they a tangled up mess?
Can they hit you in the eye?
Do your pubes sit high?
I always knew Suge Knight was a dickhead, but now it's officially confirmed.
http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules
"...and they think Im a cockhead!" - Jeremy Piven
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
This is just Bono without photoshop.
This explains how hundreds of girls get pregnant each year despite only getting head.
I'm so mad at you right now... I don't even know what to call you!?
www.wordsofautumn.blogspot.com
Hey listen...I don't care what your other girlfriends said. I don't want you to give me some head.