Afternoon Crumbs
Beyonce fever sounds like something you get when wearing a wig too long - Just Jared
Ever wanted to know what Spencer Twatt looks like topless and in bikini briefs? Well, this is the next worst thing - Hollywood Tuna
How many copies of Photoshop did Playboy burn through while retouching Tara Reid's pictures? - Egotastic!
Pony toe - Holy Moly!
This is exactly how I want to remember Khloe Kardashian (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Glamberace jizzed in Lily Allen's eyes - Socialite Life
Tommy Girl's Scientolohole just blew up - Towleroad
Jennifer Aniston's got another hit on her chin (sarcasm) - Lainey Gossip
LiLo and Leo party together again - Popsugar
Jude Law forgot (or doesn't want to remember) that he has four kids - ICYDK
Oh, George Clooney, we know you would rather get a prostrate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than do ANYTHING else - Hollywood Rag
The bath houses of Spain will miss Tommy - I'm Not Obsessed
Jessica Simpson better keep the sacred word "cholita" out of her mouth and Twitter! - Celebitchy
Double the Fishy is a night terror come to life - Cityrag
Entertainment Weekly's Best & Worst - Popbytes
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Why do women find DiCrapio interesting or attractive? He is so bland and seemingly life-less...
Tara and her fucking fakers are not sexy!
Smug would have been a better name.
That Beyonce pic makes her look like she has three boobies making some weird heart shape.
I cant even believe Playboy re-did those Tara pics to the extent they did, it is such a bad job too. She was on Wendy saying she did this because she was sick of them showing old pics of her. Well, poor thing doesnt realize that was better than this. By old she meant all the photos of her lipoed stomach and scarred tits from the last few years, she looked way better 10 years ago, which was the time period she was trying to say. She didnt get the bad plastic surgery till the last 3-4 years. She must be too wasted to remember she used to have small but nice boobs or that we have the film history since she is an actress, duh bitch.
Uhh yeah. Look at Beyonce's thigh. That is the best they can photoshop this gelationous fuck?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
The photo editor at Playboy deserves an award. I am in awe of how they fixed up Tara Reid. Her boobs are laughably "perfect."
As for Beyonce and her new perfume--one of my life rules is NEVER buy a celebrity perfume. It's served my life well.
No more Gerard Butler please
Can't stand watching him talk out of the side of his face anymore
"The Tara Reid pics look like complete plastic. Is that really what dudes find hot? (Ok,stupid question....YES IT IS). This could be why I prefer chicks."
Your avatar looks a bit plastic too ?
*Those definitely aren't pee-yonce's legs; she's got thick tree trunks. And, I love how her top is open to flash her side-tits, with the title of her stank smell "heat". Inference - she's saying "I'm in heat; pee-yonce need to be nailed!" Sex sells, but having sex with this awkward, mentally challenged inbred must be a new low...*
How old are you ?
Is the HEAT thing a joke ? It looks like it's done by an unprofessional
WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE THING BEYONCE TOUCHES SCREAM "CHEAP"???? THIS LOOKS LIKE A PENNYSAVER AD.
That HEAT ad looks (and sounds) like some played-out and very busted leftovers from the 70's.
Why did Playboy photoshop Tara's head onto some normal chick's body? Ain't no way anything from the neck down is hers!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
A PROSTRATE exam? What is that? An exam while lying down? *scratches head*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Why is BloHan still allowed into parties? Better yet, why is she still allowed to live?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
How did Tammy manage to get her fudge packed while in Spain?
Also, is Tammy wearing high heels in the photos?
that Fever line has been used by myriad other products...not very original and it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
beakers bitch on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 3:40pm.
"Because this can’t have been unintentional." That Lamey bitch cannot write for shit. Why does she keep referring to the People magazine MiniVan driving majority? Those are her girl Skangie's fans.
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Agree with you on that. She uses the term "People magazine MiniVan driving majority", yet Jolie is the worshipped Goddess of People magazine.
funny that its called heat. she comes off like the biggest dead fish in hollyweird
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Jude Law you are a dick, rotten, bald, disgusting looking dick.
Khloe is not fat, I mean she's not a size 2 but if that's fat...then I want to be fat (I am short size 6-8, so any tall amazonian curvy girl is a girl after my own heart)
Beyonce...GTFO of my computer you annoying hoar
no me jodas!
Pony Toe. Brilliant!!!
Honestly do we really need another nasty smelling overpriced ghetto cologne?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
That's just cold-blooded about Jude Law denying his youngest daughter. What a douche.
Those definitely aren't pee-yonce's legs; she's got thick tree trunks. And, I love how her top is open to flash her side-tits, with the title of her stank smell "heat". Inference - she's saying "I'm in heat; pee-yonce need to be nailed!" Sex sells, but having sex with this awkward, mentally challenged inbred must be a new low...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Lainey is a terrible writer, but that movie poster *is* horrendous.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
surprised by the lilo story since she was hot for john mayer this week:
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/search/label/Lindsay%20Lohan
Submitted by SpicyMe on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 3:50pm.
Those sure as hell aren't Beyonce's legs.
You got that right!
Re Jude Law: You know it's bad when you forget how many damn kids you have. What a loser.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
I don't get why anyone would want to buy a celebrity fragrance. As Joy Behar would say, "So what! Who cares"?
Those sure as hell aren't Beyonce's legs.
The Tara Reid pics look like complete plastic. Is that really what dudes find hot? (Ok,stupid question....YES IT IS). This could be why I prefer chicks.
Who knew SJP has a vadge vein like Angie's forehead vein. Delightful.
That photo of beyonce looks bizarre. It looks like they pasted her head on someone else's body the way the head is positioned. Bizarre.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Mmmm a fragrance by Beyonce.
I bet HEAT smells of spoiled ham with a top note of rancid butter.
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Bottom-feeder.
"Because this can’t have been unintentional." That Lamey bitch cannot write for shit. Why does she keep referring to the People magazine MiniVan driving majority? Those are her girl Skangie's fans.