Friday, December 18th 2009
Gis & Tom Named Their Baby
Gis Bundchen and Tom Brady brought home one those baby things last week, but they didn't settle on a name until recently. Tom told a bunch of reporters that Gis couldn't make up her mind.
Well, Gis finally decided what name to write down on the birth certificate and it is (cue anticlimactic drum roll)....Benjamin Brady! Yeah, after all that and she comes up with some BENJAMIN BRADY'S shit.
Gis probably doesn't know this yet, but that name is meant to be pronounced in a terrible Southern accent (ala Cate Blanchett). Like this: Beeeeeeeenjahmun Braaaaaydeh. I don't know if that's what Gis was going for, but that's how I read it. Hopefully, Benjamin Brady doesn't have a face like Pepaw Baby Pitt.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:32am.
Gisele's wiki says she is 5'11" and that her shoe size is 7.
How is this possible?
LOL.
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That isn't possible! She would topple over on her too small feet. I am 5'7 and wear a size 9 shoe. She is at least a 10, in shoes.
Benjamin is better than something stupid like Big Bird.
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*yawn* Gizz has already dumped the new crotch-fruit on the Nanny, and she's on the treadmill sweating off the pregger pounds. Either that or it's the Hollywood post-birth workout: Coke, Adderall, Red Bull and Lipo.
Countdown to the butch-faced hag being splayed all over magazine covers screaming about her FABULOUS post-pregnancy body.
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You know she had a c-section/tummy tuck combo.
Well considering they are both brain dead pretty people I guess the kid's lucky they didn't name him Spot.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 4:00pm
I can totally imagine her saying that.
Submitted by dementa 12/19/09 2:30a.m.ish
Hey now! I look like my daddy and he was a good-looking man. He looked like his momma.
And there is no way Gis has a size 7 foot at 5'11". I'm 5' 9" and wear a size 9 1/2 - 10 shoe depending on the manufacturer.
Gis Buttmunch iz hawt
"Benhameen Bridee!!!!!"
Can't stop hearing that in my head, stake_spike!
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 8:50am
Ahaha.
He looks like one underhanded dude.
She looks like a transgender.
Jizz, I mean, GIZ is purrty. I love that shade of blue
These 2 kind of look alike so I predict this baby will be boring looking but at least Gis has her own kid now so she doesnt need to baby snatch Bridget Moynahan's.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Sibsi: "The kid's name is fine and I really don't give a damn what it looks like. Just hope that he'll grow up a better person than his parents."
My sentiments exactly.
We hate all fish except our mother and Judy Garland
*yawn* Good, maybe Gis will stop trying to baby-nap Brigit's kid. Boring loser.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
*in Nelson voice* "HA HA" All the Benjamins I know are a bit bratty, but cute. Even my brother-in-law. Whenver I see a little boy getting in trouble from his mama, I always hear, "Benjamin, don't do that!" or "Benjamin, get back here!"
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
My dog, Benny, gives this two paws up....
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I co-sign this name. It's fine. Nothing stupid like Geronimo or Bluebird.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
I love the name Benjamin. Ben. Ben Brady. Works for me.
I can't hate on the babehs and Benjamin isn't so bad...see?! can be nice.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Baby Benjamin Brady Bundchen... right
I hope Gizzella's kid inherits her old nose.
Good morning all! Love and kisses on this cold Saturday morning.
Bundchen's pronunciation would go something like this MK: "ben-ha-meen bri-dee".
Whatever - these 2 bore me to tears.
I still think Bridget is prettier, funnier, savvier and more interesting than Gis: he married her for the cache of marrying a "super lingerie model".
Pfft.
He's pretty than her.
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"Gis couldn't make up her mind.", cause bitch is dumb and boring!
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Yuck!
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Yuck!
Gizilla is such a great nickname, Green is Good. I'm going to use it around my Boston uncle just to see how he reacts to it.
I am sure he won't be pleased, seeing how Tom Brady is the second coming over where he is, so it will be good for a few laughs.
The kid's name is fine and I really don't give a damn what it looks like. Just hope that he'll grow up a better person than his parents.
It may sound petty, but I just don't like them. They look vapid, soulless, greedy and ordinary on top of that.
Can't forget the rapy eyes on Brady!
Him and JRM would be the ultimate dark alley scare. Would not want to run into them at night, all alone... They excrete Jack the Ripper vibes through their pores.
Tom has 'tinymeatface' (hinting that Tom has less than 7 long and 6 around).
Are there nude photos for clarificatia?
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:32am.
Gisele's wiki says she is 5'11" and that her shoe size is 7.
How is this possible?
LOL.
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They're lying straight up. Gizilla gets free oars with her tug-boat sized Manolo's.
*yawn* Gizz has already dumped the new crotch-fruit on the Nanny, and she's on the treadmill sweating off the pregger pounds. Either that or it's the Hollywood post-birth workout: Coke, Adderall, Red Bull and Lipo.
Countdown to the butch-faced hag being splayed all over magazine covers screaming about her FABULOUS post-pregnancy body.
It took her that long to come up with that unimaginative bullshit?
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There is no fucking pleasing you, is there? I don't blame you, but I am rather curious to see how this one gallops around, especially for the press in Boston.
God help us.
He looks like Frankenstein and she's fug...Meh.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
*yawn*
can't anyone come up with an original name? and I mean one that doesn't sound like some unwashed 70's hippy wannabee like Sunshine or Tigerlily
gothly bitches
Spicyme, half the time genetics doesn't even make two pretty peoples' babies look good. For one thing, sometimes they're girls who look like daddy.
I bet to pretty narcissists, it's the ultimate humiliation: pick somebody who's as attractive as you, and then produce completely ordinary or homely kids.
You know when these two asshats release the first pic of their baby..all the loonies are going to start yapping about how beautiful he is because of his genetics even thou 90% of all babies look alike. Ugh..wake me up when it's over.
Gisele's wiki says she is 5'11" and that her shoe size is 7.
How is this possible?
LOL.
Celebrities giving their kids ordinary names. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Gisele is ugly. Ben Brady sounds pretty bad to me. I hope he looks like his father.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 7:30pm.
Tom got him some roofie eyes in that pic...Don't know 'bout him...He hot and all but he givin' me 'wake up nekkid in a seedy motel with a sore asshole and no memory of the night before' vibes and you know he'd rabbit and stick you azz wif the motel bill too...not that that's ever happened to me...*awkward moment of silence*...RUN GIS RUN...
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I really think he has rapy eyes.
I know Jonathan Rhys Meyers is the one everybody thinks has rapy eyes, but to me, it's Tom Brady.
may I also submit I am in the middle of a FREAKING SNOW STORM!!!!
It's all about the benjamins baby! Dude is paid front to back. That is the meaning of his name.
I have a thing for alliterations. Benjamin Brady is a fine name. I hope this silly name giving à la Monx Brogly, Sunrose day, Inspect piloter, Cruri Suse et al are a thing of the past. In these days of crisis it's pretend to be common folk, stupid.
And yes here in Germany Benjamin sounds even nicer, as other posters have stated for their language over here it's Ben-Yah-Meen too rather than Bendshemin.
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Michael K you sexy casiablancochoaolaolian. You are a comedic genius! You know karma will make Jiz and Tom brady's baby look just like that fucked up 'Button" face[ sans goat t.
what has become of this world? and how can we all bet how long this will last? Jesus if we have to have this shiz in our face all the time why can't we make money off of thier whinny little nasal voices and lack of talent. lamar must be a bigger fame who
Hopefully the poor thing will not look like his two inbred parents.
LOL. She's Brazilian. She probably thinks Benjamin is exotic?
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 9:18pm.
I guess it beats Jermajesty (Jackson).
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Nothing beats Jermajesty. Well, not until Joe Jackson takes over as his manager.
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I think they should have gone with Vanilla McDrabberson, but what do I know.
Has he figured out who the mom is yet?
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Well at least they didn't give it a narcissist douche name like Driver, or Pineapple. Damning with faint praise, I know.
And yeah, Cate's Southern accents are crap, but she's such an awesome lady and actress that I'll forgive her small defects.