This Again
Two seconds ago, Amy Wino's goddaughter went around saying that the former Crackie of Camden would rather eat an organic apple while sipping on natural spring water than go back to Blaaaaake. Well, now Blaaaaake is saying that not only is he back to bump & bumping with Wino, but they are making plans to marry each other for a second time and start a family. A family of what you ask? Blaaake says a family of BABIES!!!
All the storks in the world just dropped the fuck DEAD! Do not resuscitate.
Blaaaaake picked the scabs off of his lips and told The Sun, "Amy and I have talked about getting married again and starting a family. We both definitely want kids. This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help both our families come round to the idea. We're free of drugs and we're more responsible now.
Coming off heroin was hell. I've been through a year of intensive rehab, I'm 100 per cent clean and I plan to stay clean. I'm not going to let anyone down. Amy said, 'You inspire me'. She's proud of me for staying off drugs, and she's determined to do the same.
She's been wanting to see me but was too scared to do anything to upset her dad.Amy only came at the last minute because Mitch was on holiday and she could get away without anyone interfering. Mitch controls most of Amy's life still. I'm fed up with people trying to tear us apart. The only reason me and Amy want to be together is because we love each other."
Blaaaake also put his hand on his favorite crack pipe and swore that things will be different this time. He plans to get a job and then get a place of his own in London before sealing the deal with Wino.
This is Mitch Wino's cue to throw Wino in a FedEx box and ship her back to St. Lucia. Yes, she spent her days smoking banana leaves and snatching drinks from tourists, but she was still better off. Bitch needs island dick again in a bad way.
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A least Blake looks GREAT in this pic, ready to run a marathon I would think.
If he's back with Wino he will be using again in a couple of weeks.
they look like brittany murphy today in the morgue..jesus how are they still ambulatory?
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The war isn't working.
LMAO @ 'picked the scabs off his lips'
OW!
Shit, I've seen more animate Zombies than those two.
Amy wouldn't whelp out a sprog, but an eight ball will drop from her hoo-haa.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
is he dead?
Whoooooooooooo that face! Kids? Seriously? That would make Courteney Love look like June Cleaver.
To everyone who asked if, or assumed that, this is a recent photo of them...it is not. Blake was definitely dependent on heroin at the time this photo was taken. You can tell by the lovely grey sheen to his skin which is caused by the fact that heroin seriously depresses the user's rate of respiration. Lack of oxygen is such a great beauty tool!
Blake gave this account, of their future wedding and family plans, to the Sun and likely in exchange for a few British pounds. A homeboy's gotta get his smack & crack money any way he can! Not to say that it isn't true but I'll believe it when I see it. He has a history of saying whatever the Sun wants to quote him as saying, for the payoff. They know exactly what will sell papers or get people to log on and he's more than happy to cosign that fuckery.
If any of this is true though, I am crying big crocodile tears for Amy. I hope she has a moment of clarity and cuts it off now! Dionne, have some words with her please.
I used to run our city's needle exchange, and I would hear about 4 times a day from addicts that they were going to get clean, get jobs and get their own places. In over a year I only ever saw one guy manage it.
What's my point? Fuck if I know.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
that dude looks like a heroin glazed donut hole
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Awwwww, this is the sweetest Love Story I have seen all year! Fuck the rest, this is real love and I wish those two kids all the happiness in the world!
Does "clean and sober" include alcohol? I certainly hope so!
Sorry NaNoop.
This one's my favorite:
http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/scary-doll.jpg
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
If this is a recent photo and this is what Blake looks like CLEAN, he needs to get back on smack. He looked a lot healthier when he was using.
Please implement a licensing programme for having babies now!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:07pm.
What EVER! Cracky love stories are only romantic after the crackies die.
As evidenced by IG's post.
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Hopefully, there will be no auto-erotic asphyxiation à la Michael Hutchence involved.
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Hopefully, but I'm not holding my breath...haha..cuz apparently you could die like that!
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
They're addicted to each other.
Amy and Blake look ill.
They should really hire a private physician.]
Michael Jackson's doctor would be a good choice. Or Vera Drake.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Seriously, how ugly does someone have be to make Wino look somewhat decent? He's a crackhead zombie.
Die already.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
***Blaaaaake picked the scabs off of his lips and told The Sun, ***
Bwahahahaha! MK GOLD!
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Hmmm, walking cadavers on the stroll?, Halloween is past kids !
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:26pm.
I just feel so sorry for them. Sincerely. Poor Blake looks like a stage four cancer patient.
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There is a difference between "poor Flake" and a cancer patient. And the difference for me is that I actually feel badly for a cancer patient and I do not feel anything for Flaaaaaake other than disgust. Turds the lot of 'em.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Obviously his OTHER baby mamma didn't have no buckage. Amy please use your titty baloons and fly AWAY!
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
wow, i am finally over amy winehouse. with her fake boobs and her zombie lover.
fuck you, amy. make a fucking record already. until then, you are undead to me!
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
These two are from Night of the Living Dead.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
If they want to be together, fine, who cares, go for it. But, for the love of God, I hope they don't procreate!
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Beautiful couple. Reminds me of Brangelina..
I just feel so sorry for them. Sincerely. Poor Blake looks like a stage four cancer patient. And Amy's fried her brains. I really hope they find their way. Amy needs to go to temple and pray pray pray. And take Blake with her. Amy needs to take a cue from Britney and put her energy back into her career. That's when she looks happiest and sanest. And what the hell does Blake do? He needs a life, too besides drugs and booze. okay I'll get down from my pulpit now!
OY! If Amala is happy then I am happy.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Dammit!
First, they play Love Story by Taylor Swift WAY too much.
Second, after reading this then hearing that song, now I have this in my head today:
~It's a cracklove story baby just say yes~
Sid and Nancy was a good movie but I don't want to see it again.
"coming off heroine was hell!"
LOL! i'm sorry that made me really laugh out loud.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Dashing through the crack,
In a car seat they do lay.
O'er the stones they go
Smoking all the way!
Bugs in her weave sing,
His face is such a fright.
What fun it is to smoke and drink
In a crack den late at night!
LOL!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Dashing through the crack,
In a car seat they do lay.
O'er the stones they go
Smoking all the way!
Bugs in her weave sing,
His face is such a fright.
What fun it is to smoke and drink
In a crack den late at night!
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Ha!
Bells on crack dens ring
Getting rock heads high
Oh, what fun it is to piss yourself
when a crack head
flat lines!
Oh! Dingle bells
dingle bells!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Fuck it, there's no point, just let them be together. I mean this is obviously something if she keeps trying to go back (we all know how short a crackhead's attention span is). As long as she gets her shit together and puts out more music I don't care who she f-cks.
Besides it's not the same seeing Amy with those hipster idiots she's been dating lately.
They are the English Whitney and Bobby. It will take about 20 years before she can finally quit him.
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
I thought he got some other chick pregnant and was marrying her. What happened to that?
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
IF she goes back with that huge steaming pile of shit she is dead to me.
Is he even alive? He looks like an extra for the vampire bar scenes in "True Blood." No makeup needed.
If I saw them on the streets I'd try to give them some money and these bitches have more money than any crackhead needs.
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Dashing through the crack,
In a car seat they do lay.
O'er the stones they go
Smoking all the way!
Bugs in her weave sing,
His face is such a fright.
What fun it is to smoke and drink
In a crack den late at night!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Blech.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Where does one find a shirt as lovely as the one Wino is wearing? I want one.
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
The truth is that if Wino chose carefully she could have really gorgeous children with someone. She has some beautiful features when not lost to drugs and alcohol and a diet of popsicles and chocolate bars.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:13pm.
ZOMG!
Gallery of Wino and Blaaaaaaaaaake's future chirruns:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=scary+doll+face&gbv=2&...
I HAD to look....I won't be eating for about 3 days.....yuck.
Yeah, whatever.
Good luck to the bozos. Actually, I don't care. They'll be found OD'ed together.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:07pm.
What EVER! Cracky love stories are only romantic after the crackies die.
As evidenced by IG's post.
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Hopefully, there will be no auto-erotic asphyxiation à la Michael Hutchence involved.
Both look clammy and pale. I don't believe they're drug-free but I do believe they're delusional enough to think it will work.
Doesn't he already have a first kid? Maybe he forgot. Kids are so little that it's really easy for them to slip your mind.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
ZOMG!
Gallery of Wino and Blaaaaaaaaaake's future chirruns:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=scary+doll+face&gbv=2&...
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"