A Tragedy From Head To Camel Toe And Beyond
Since Jon Grosselin dumped Hailey "Meth Brows" Glassman back onto the potted plant he found her on, she has to do something to keep her name on people's RSS feeds. So that's why she hosted a girl-on-girl boxing match at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada Hotel last night. Jamie Jungers was the organizer's first choice, but she was already booked for the opening of a Super 8 in Barstow.
Meth Brows really dressed up for the occasion as you can see. It's like every reality shit show formed a circle jerk around her and ejaculated massive amounts of vomit on her at once. The bandanna is from Rock of Love, the "mauled by a possum" shirt is from Jersey Shore, the boots were made from Kim Zolciak's leftover wigs, and the rest can be found in the closets of any low-budget bitch on a Vh1 or MTV reality show.
This entire ho-semble is one gigantic weapon of mass destruction. Nowhere is safe. It makes you want to close the casket door and go to sleep!
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She is nasty. Hopefully she and her asswipe ex will put ed hardy out of business since no one would want to wear those clothes if these two morons wear them.
All around gross! The only think I liked about her was her pretty manicured nails, lol.
Please, let's make 2010 Glosselin/Gassman free. I'm sick to the teeth of all of them.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I wonder where they sell those huge gloves? I so want a pair to play with my nephews/niece!
Her ensemble is perplexing.
It's like a cross promotion with Survivor, Ed Hardy, Hohan's filthy leggings and Brit Brit's stank boots.
I guess QuickTrim, too. I just swore off eating.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I just don't know what this whore thinks she is entitled to from everyone. Attention? Why? Because she was fucking a married man with EIGHT kids? Not even an attractive married man, but some fat delusional "I can still like a frat boy partyer!" alcoholic way past his prime. Ugh. Fuck her ugly skank ass.
It's sick the way that nowadays you can just be a whore and get fame for it. I hope the kids we raise today wise up to all this media bullshit and say no more to talentless fug hos in their generation because my generation right now certainly won't say hell no to it. Losers today.
Btw, I really did have sympathy for Jon at the start of this, to see the way his wife treated him on tv. Obviously she was just keeping his ass under control because I think without it he is totally embarassing.. actually I know he is. See how he embarasses himself without her around? That loser. I'm now surprised HE didn't driver HER to drinking.
hahahahaha! This post makes me so happy. I'm bolted inside safe from the evil snow. Didn't shower. Wore my pajamas all day. Just looked at myself in the mirror. I still don't look as mess as that. Thanks Hailey for the boost in self-esteem.
In other Gosselin news, Kate is gunning for a spot on Dancing w/ the Stars. Please, woman, catch your head!
i'd wear those shoes to church!
She totally took a looooooong bong hit before that photo. Afterwards, she went out back, ripped off that Ed Hardy-esque shirt like the Hulk and yelled "Fuck You John Gosselin!" while crying hysterically. Please tell me she did.
das ist sleazy, ja?
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
look at the glamorous lady in black giving hailey the wtf look
~Ileanita Linda
she is a cameltoe....and like I said...I'm like a camel....
I can go a long way on a coupla hawmpppsss....
but maybe she's a drama dairy and can go a long way
on less than two
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
This is Miley Cyrus in 5 years. God, this skank even looks a little like the skankette.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Wait. I am confused. Where is Kate Gosselin on these pictures? It's not the brunette, is it? If that's her... then boyo does she look younger in long hair! And she is looking skinny. The outfit is obviously just for fun... so I have to say, she is looking better than ever.
When I first saw this, it was on my Blackberry and I thought that was Tyra.
I have those exact same pants in grey. *looks around, tosses pants in trash can, lights match*
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Why do you ride women that look like men?! Why do you ride hippos?! *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
I'm sick of seeing this bitch... make her go away!
I see that there are children in the audience.
Who the hell would take their kids to see this trash?
MizRo--it's actually an arctic hare pic I stole from National Geographic, lol. I am too lazy to load pics of my bunny on the computer and then make him my avie.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
"but she was already booked for the opening of a Super 8 in Barstow"
Bwahahahaha! Thanks MK, I'll never be able to drive through Barstow again without thinking about that. I usually stop there to pee since it's halfway between Vegas and LA.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Yeah! Die bitch, die!
HollyG with a bunny avie - could it be?
Sick! Sick! Sick! She's actually showing off her bra AND thong in thumb 3. DIE BITCH, DIE.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
This bitch is so ugly. Useless whore.
Blohan can only hope to ascend to this level.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
How embarrassing.
Additional:
Has anybody mentioned what a BEAST this hag is?! Jesus, Jon must have been desperate to get laid.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:21pm.
Can I just interject here and say tha5tt Bacardi White and chocolate milk is a wonderful thingf?
Before you call me an alkie, it's 2:30am here. OK, you can call me sn alkioe, just don't call me late for breakfast. HAHAHA, I kill me.
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I started a noon. It;s snowing like mofo here, so why not start early?
And I thought that it couldn't get worse than being Jon G's fuck friend, I was wrong. This outfit is a fucking tragedy, somebody needs to call FEMA.
That first thumbnail pic is a prime example why the white race gets laughed at. Thank you Hailey, now shut up and sit down before the rest of us knock YOU out!! What a fucking embarrassment.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Quite the sophisticated audience.
Looks like they were paid to come in off the mean streets of Newark.
In crack.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
What a stupid fucking attention whore! Why is she wearing a man's watch? Must have her gender confused?
I will never understand why people are so starved for attention!
what an ass!! she's so stupid!! arrrgh!!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!
Do you think she thinks she looks "dope"? She looks like a dope.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:24pm.
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It's the breakfast of champiobgns!
And don't look now, but5 there may be some labiage in ther 8th thumb. Ewww.
Super 8 in Barstow
LOL.
Funny stuff.
LOL Enjoy your breakfast islandgirl!
Can I just interject here and say tha5tt Bacardi White and chocolate milk is a wonderful thingf?
Before you call me an alkie, it's 2:30am here. OK, you can call me sn alkioe, just don't call me late for breakfast. HAHAHA, I kill me.
It doesn't surprise me that she would give him money. If she was ridiculous enough suck his pee pee, she would do anything.
What a bunch of losers.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:14pm.
Is that an Ed hardy shirt?
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Of course it is, dear.
I say this, but must confess that I LOVE the perfume and cologne.
*ashamed, but I smell good...or maybe I smell like douche...oh.shit.*
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
She looks and dresses like the peopleofwalmart!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:08pm.
Here it is: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/12/jon-gosselin-got-90000-from-ha...
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:13pm.
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Some reporter! I guess he missed the two guys making out in the back.
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Nooooo, don't make me click them again!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:00pm.
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Some reporter! I guess he missed the two guys making out in the back.
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hahahaha! I saw that! I thought maybe they were trying to put one another out of their misery.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Is that an Ed hardy shirt? Those boots, I just can't....
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 1:00pm.
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Some reporter! I guess he missed the two guys making out in the back.
Attention Jon and Kate, this is Maddy and Kara's future.
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
Oh, good. I thought Queen White Trash was going to something cheap and low class.
Submitted by scary monsters on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:57pm.
What's with the blonde lady in the audience in the main picture?
Is her head pasted on? Attached directly to her sternum?
---I was wondering same. Maybe it's mommy Glassman? It's more likely one of Tiger's mistresses...
We really need a "This Bitch." tag.