Saturday, December 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf spent part of his morning yesterday sucking on a fag in front of the Tower of Urology in Los Angeles. Now let's not jump to conclusions. Let's not think that he's only there because a ball of dick butter got caught in his peen hole and the doctor had to suck it out with a straw. No. That is just Shia's favorite spot for a morning smoke.
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He's a nice looking guy, but I think I'm feeling some hair loss coming on.....get it while you can Shia.
Shia might be douchy but he's still hot.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 10:11am.
I think this might be the first time Michael posted his last name without the LaDOUCHE on it.
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Maybe MK's finally seen the light, EvilShoe.
Or livin' with the secret shame - like us.
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Bottom-feeder.
Seriously... LaDouche is not his real name? LOL
I think this might be the first time Michael posted his last name without the LaDOUCHE on it.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
LEAVE SHIA ALONE!
Figures, I leave to drink myself into oblivion and Michael posts a thread with mah boo, Shia.
Can one of you whores turn the lights down?
Um, does he even realize where he's hanging?
It is snowing here in Boston. I hate winter.
The wind was howling all last night. One of my cats was watching the storm at 3:00 am when she got scared of the noise, promptly freaked and became entangled in the window blinds.
KimmyGibler:
A few. You could see some of the various things there. I am also a writer.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 4:00am.
what kind of art? i clicked on your myspace but just found the main page, i never used myspace i dont even know what to do with it!) send me some of your stuff
KimmyGibler:
Avatar is nt really my thing either, but I am here and there is nothing to really do today.
I'll smoke some green sugar and then I will go see it and pray I don't fall asleep in the theatre!
I'm always travelling for work. I'm an artist.
And it's after noon here.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:46am.
hmmm avatar, alot of people are super psyched to see that, not really my thing but i def hope you enjoy it for 12 euros that is ridic!
its only 2:05 here, although that still is pretty late to be up, cant sleep i guess! you travel alot is it for business or fun?
KimmyGibler!
Well, I am in Thessaloniki for another two days before I am back in Istanbul.
I just bought a ticket to see Avatar in a few hours.
This shit better be good for 12 euros!
And what are YOU doing up, slut?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:39am.
Are there any sluts here or am I manning the fort alone?!
what am i? chopped liver?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:39am.
Are there any sluts here or am I manning the fort alone?!
im here, im here!
Are there any sluts here or am I manning the fort alone?!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:39am.
oh when i do get when it will absolutely be adoption there are so many that need a good home. ok have a good nite talk to you soon!!!
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:31am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:26am.
no shes not mean, as of yet. its only been a month. but i have lived with alot of people in my lifetime so i would prolly have my radar going if she was gonna totally suck. but yea, i was really excited to move to colorado because i was striking out on my own and ive always wanted a dog and this is such a dog friendly state so i planned on getting one. but i guess i cant at least until this 6 months lease is up. bulldogs, cute! what are their names? no plans for tomorrow really, ive got all my shopping done thankfully so maybe just relax and watch some football or take a walk, i think its supposed to be nice tomorrow. what about you?
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i have a frenchie boy his name is brownie
and the girl is brulee she is an english bulldog
tomorrow i will to the sunday family lunch X_X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are nice but sometimes , they get on my nerves and my aunt cooks a lot of meat stuff .
dunno maybe at night i will see some friends ,so cold outside and i mean i live in mexicuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
kimmy i am sure you will find the perfect doggie , i want to adopt one but my dogs are too butchy and the rescue people are always , uuuuuuuh but they play so rough , like yeaaaaaah them bulldogs !!!!!!!
i hope you can adopt , so many doggies , cute all of them !
ok imma go to bed , but i luuuuuuuvs chu !!!!!!!!
see ya tomorrow , hopefully !!!!!!!!
teehee!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:26am.
off to sleep I go. night/morning all! see ya later!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i didnt even kno you were here, hangin out in the sidelines! goodnite!
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:26am.
no shes not mean, as of yet. its only been a month. but i have lived with alot of people in my lifetime so i would prolly have my radar going if she was gonna totally suck. but yea, i was really excited to move to colorado because i was striking out on my own and ive always wanted a dog and this is such a dog friendly state so i planned on getting one. but i guess i cant at least until this 6 months lease is up. bulldogs, cute! what are their names? no plans for tomorrow really, ive got all my shopping done thankfully so maybe just relax and watch some football or take a walk, i think its supposed to be nice tomorrow. what about you?
bye
night
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
off to sleep I go. night/morning all! see ya later!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by KimmyGibler on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:17am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:12am.
truth or dare? man! i miss out on all the fun stuff, i guess being 2 hours behind most ppl are heading to bed. you hate shopping around people too? i hate it, i mean i dont have kids so i dont have to deal with the toys r us drama but i had to get a suit today for an interview i have monday and i went to the outlets to go to anne taylor and they were having a 3 day sale and it was mobbed with people, like knocking in to each other every second. i cant handle it, not even for the sales i wanna push a clothes rack into someone and run away!
nope no pets, i just moved into a new place one month ago with a girl who is allergic to everything, possibly even me, so i cant get a puppy like i had my heart set on. what about you?
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XMAS SHOPPING IS FROM SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE IT , I ALWAYS TRY TO BE THERE AT 11 AM SHARP , OR ELSE I LOSE IT, I GET ALL KRAZZZZZZZY AND STABBY!
i always avoid sales , unless is really , really good and involves shoes !
uh uh , is the girl mean ?
i once had a room mate and we were nice to each other at the beginning but then she cut a hole in one of my t shirt to get a fabric sample and it ended then and there , she was mean !!
i have two bulldogs !
love dogs , i can not be a long period of time without my dogs , i get depressed :((((((((((
wah ya doing tomorrow ??
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:12am.
truth or dare? man! i miss out on all the fun stuff, i guess being 2 hours behind most ppl are heading to bed. you hate shopping around people too? i hate it, i mean i dont have kids so i dont have to deal with the toys r us drama but i had to get a suit today for an interview i have monday and i went to the outlets to go to anne taylor and they were having a 3 day sale and it was mobbed with people, like knocking in to each other every second. i cant handle it, not even for the sales i wanna push a clothes rack into someone and run away!
nope no pets, i just moved into a new place one month ago with a girl who is allergic to everything, possibly even me, so i cant get a puppy like i had my heart set on. what about you?
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:07am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:04am.
I feel out of the loop I actually havent been on here since thursday I spent last night and up til an hour ago at a friends house, nothing exciting at all just babysitting her 2 month old while her and her boyfriend got some alone time away from the house. so just got home a bit ago and cracked myself open a beer. what about you?
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i was here yesterday , it was cool played truth or dare , i am drinking red wine , i wanted to go out but nobody was going out , so i stayed at home and then someone called me and we had some dinner , in the morning i did xmas shopping , but i get all tense cuz all the people and tomorrow i need to stay home too cuz my new bed is arriving , i also shopped for new linens , that's all !!!!!!!!!!!
do you have pets ??????
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:04am.
I feel out of the loop I actually havent been on here since thursday I spent last night and up til an hour ago at a friends house, nothing exciting at all just babysitting her 2 month old while her and her boyfriend got some alone time away from the house. so just got home a bit ago and cracked myself open a beer. what about you?
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:02am.
Hey Peaches!!!!
Where is everyone this evening?
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prolly party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i haven't seen ESE AND LUXY in a long time , where are they ????????
i just came back from dinner
teehee wah ya drinking ???????
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Hey Peaches!!!!
Where is everyone this evening?
@ beakers bitch
DO ME ., DO ME , I WANNA HAVE A SWEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THE DRESSES !!!!!!
HAWT !
HI KIMMY !!!!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:41am.
hey hey glad someones awake! very nice assignment of the clothes to each particular golden girl. can we find dorothy something to wear tho, she is always left out!
hey Kimmy Gibbler
Added to my last post. This is Rose at Christmas....
http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/viewpartnum~146457/backtorow~30/j...
This is Blanche at a funeral sans little black hat and veil:
http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/viewpartnum~132739/backtorow~26/j...
This is Rose at a charity auction gala:
http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/viewpartnum~129962/backtorow~36/j...
Rose for a danceathon:
http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm/rz/viewpartnum~144083-A11924/backtor...
Yes, I'm lame like that.
hello, hello? anybody home?
Right now I'm using it to dress the Golden Girls and the Dynasty hos, lol. This shit is hilarious and most excellent at the same time.
LIL RAS: NIGHT HONEY! are you going to sleep??!
Coma Caca!!
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Diamond: yes I am staying in! had a tough night last night. Diamond let me have your email tomorrow sunday! so I can tell ya about it. Have a goodnight.
Beakers I'll be back...still talking to my old friend of yrs ago.
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 12:43am.
DD, I was reading InStyle and they said that place had good, inexpensive vintage stuff, so I went to see it. I saw that among shirts, dresses, etc categories "Ugly Xmas Sweaters" was one. You can't NOT look at it with that title, lol.
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Oh, I LOVE vintage.
*goes back to ugly sweater site*
I'll talk to ya'll later. Coast to Coast is coming on in a few minutes.
DD, I was reading InStyle and they said that place had good, inexpensive vintage stuff, so I went to see it. I saw that among shirts, dresses, etc categories "Ugly Xmas Sweaters" was one. You can't NOT look at it with that title, lol.
Hi Chirio. So you're staying in tonight?
LoL, Shandi. You know the really creepy part? He stares at ME the whole time he's doing it. He stops after about 5 minutes. I'd pull him off the blanket, but then he would try to molest the other *spayed* cat or the DOG!
What are you doing right now? What part of the country are you in? Im in No. Cal. We went to Bodega Bay today. SO INCREDIBLY BEEYOUTEEFULL!!
aww, thanks chirio, you have a great holiday! :D
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 12:33am.
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that poor pussy, ahaha! yeah, get his balls cut, asap! okay, that was somewhat xrated? cat drama, yeah i know how that goes :( good luck!~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Hi Diamond! I'm on skype talking to an old buddy now!! from MSN to skype...arrgh!
Shandi: happy holidays!!
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 12:12am.
So I'm the only lame ho here Saturday night? Check this shit out.....
http://www.rustyzipper.com/uglychristmassweaters/
"Our ugly Xmas sweaters are proof in the holiday pudding that you can not only survive the season without harassing your therapist, sexting your ex, or buying a gun, but can be like Santa - universally loved & admired!" lol
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Fucking hilarious, beakers! I DESPISE HOLIDAY SWEATERS! How'd you find that website?
Dear Shandi,
We generally avoid xxx anything in the house, but my cat is giving himself a catgasm every night. I shouldn't even be talking about it. He needs to be neutered, but I don't have the beaucoup $$ to do it right now. At least he's an indoor cat and can't make any lady friends!
Oh gross. I just complained about the candy my husband gave me. He said "you wanna give that back please?" I said, "IT's already in my mouth!"
greetings and salutations~ i hope all my fellow dlisted sluts have a wonderful xmas and hope it's at least xxx-rated ;P yay! its the holidays
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I wanted to tell you that my cat, Ivan, is making cat love to the fuzzy blanket! He won't stop! It's so gross. I have to wash the blanket every day! He does it at the same time every night! grrrr
Hai everybody!
Anybody still here?
BEAKERS..I'LL BE BACK IN A BIT
Coma Caca!!
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