Quote Of The Day
SJP recently said that she loves nothing more than to stick her nose in a diaper bucket and take in the warm meaty scent of diarrhea, Balmex and baby powder.
SJP is proving once again that she has the scent glands of horse-fly by saying that she wants her next perfume to smell like Matthew Broderick's sweaty chonies after a busy night at "the gym."
This nasty ass said, "It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like BO and I think it's sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?' Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman."
I really won't be surprised if SJP confesses that she makes potpourri out of her used tampons.
via Digital Spy
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She actually talked about liking BO a couple of years ago when NY Times perfume critic Chandler Burr wrote a book ('The Perfect Scent') about her experience launching her perfume.
This is gross - and so not the way to get herself on the gossip pages. Come on , love you in Sex and the City - so just sht up already and let me keep my good memories!!
That is nasty.
Too much information. I bet she loves her hubby to give her dutch ovens.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 12:36pm.
"I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?"
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oops double post!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 12:36pm.
"I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?"
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One way is to scrape the scrotal sacks and armpits of willing participants.
What's next? All natural soy candles with the ever luxurious B.O. scent?
"I was like, 'How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?"
Didn't she achieve this already with her line of "fragrances"?
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Bottom-feeder.
Hmm maybe she can make a senior citizen version of Depends Eau De Toilette.
Gag me with a grenade!
Well since she is part horse, she shouldn't mind the scent of a little pile of manure!
Never liked her, never understood why she never goes away entirely.
That picture is all levels of scary: baby-nails, veiny, too-thin-woman manhands, fat-lizard tongue, snake around her neck, can't-bear-the-weight eyemakeup on her lids...
Regarding her home life, I do wonder why she stays in a loveless marriage.
Oh Sarah, I used to like you so much. Now you're just another useless Hollyweird skank that thinks everything you say is golden. What a shame.
the woman is a celebrity. She's not paid to come up with genius ideas.look at her last movie as far as that goes
Ms. Spicoli, stopped menstruating 'round about the 100 pound mark.
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Or 10 years ago, whichever came first.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
How about a scent with dirty diapers and BO?
It can be marketed to both moms and homos and sold exclusively at Toy R Us and Barney's.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Her potpourri would have to be made from surrogate used tampons since this skeleton stopped menstruating 'round about the 100 pound mark.
Submitted by Miss Panties on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 10:44pm.
I wonder if she likes dick cheese? ROFL
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at this point i do not doubt she loves smegma
I got a forgive SJP for sounding like an idiot. Every see how Ferris Bueller treats her? He is always photographed as if he is smelling BO, when they are out. Maybe she should bottle her own BO or get some of Julia Roberts who does not wear deodorant. Actually, a few stars smell pretty bad and don't bathe so there are plenty for SJP to smell.
I would pay real money if this hag would shut the fuck up. What an idiot.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 4:50pm.
"I guess when we hit middle age, our chochas just get all fired up, we just turn into a bunch of cock-hounds.
According to SATC of course LOL!"
Mine didn't. It went the other route and took early retirement.
Bitch thinks this is new? Anyone recall Alexander McQueen's B.O-laced fragrance? Also, Dior "Addict" has a musky scent bordering on the pit stink.
That whole pheromone theory is ridiculous. You should not be aware of the stink of a human, in my opinion- that's called shower time. Otherwise pheromones are at work subconsciously, which is the point really.
The reason why horsey likes pit is because her fantasies of real men that do things have probably taken over her mind since she's married to that boring lesbian of a "male" Ferris Bueller.
Bad horsey!!!
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Submitted by kabuk1 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:32am.
those are stubby nails! sheesh i can afford for my nails to at least look slightly better than that and i dont have a job let alone a tv show/movie/gay producer husband to support me! get to a US Nails stat SJP!
Off topic- I want that necklace!!! And is anyone else grossed out by her stubby, bitten off nails? This woman has never had so much as a millimeter of nail growth, ever. Yuck. If you're not gonna take care of your nails, at least wear fakes so you don't look like a 50 year old man from the wrists down.
I've never watched a full episode of SATC either. To be honest I'd rather watch paint dry. I watched about 10 minutes of one episode years ago(the one where the sluttiest one dates a guy whose cum tastes bad) & I was like- this is it? This is the awesome show that women go crazy for? It was the most brainless, fluffy, disgusting piece of shit I've ever seen. I cannot understand how that show would appeal to any THINKING person. PS- I'm a woman, and when I hang out with my friends, we talk about things other than sex & fashion. Maybe cause we have brains.
If she likes the smell of BO then I suggest she spare the rest of us with a new perfume and let her spend her summers on the Number 7 train to flushing meadows. That trip will satisfy her BO scent fetish big time.
Really, this dumb bitch need to cut down on her coke snorting.
When SJP was a baby her parents tied a steak around her neck otherwise the dog wouldn`t play with her.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Maybe it was just some kind of passive-aggressive clue for Matt to get his oldie ass to the gym?
I wonder if she likes dick cheese? ROFL
Miss Sexy Panties
wtf u need a perfume for that. that is as pointless as lindsay lohans new tights line. i can sweat and smell like an old sock without the help of perfume thanks
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 4:43pm.
AM I the only freak on the planet who has never ever seen one episode of SATC?
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no, no you are not...
HEY!! Girls with man hands need love too!!!
Um, or so I've heard.
*Puts gloves back on*
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Man Hands...Man Hands
Man Hands....
i like BO too.
eeeewww! baby poo, B.O. and you know she likes patchouli (sp?). In her defense, that schnoz probably takes scents on a whole other level. She has a canine sense of smell.
SJP is as simple an attention whore as LiLo. SJP is smart enough (just barely!) not to fuck up her health. SJP also knows better than to fuck just any dude with a cock or to pucker up to smooch pussy.
She made a mistake marrying Matthew Broderick. He's simply not a manly man. Then again, if you look at who the nag dated, you can see she has terrible taste in men!
She's done okay when you consider how fugly she really is and how little education she really has. As to SATC ... never watched and won't waste the time to try. There are only 168 hours in a week, and I choose how to spend them.
ew
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There's nothing like a little black pussy!
there was a perfume that smelled like wet vagina
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is cherry blossom
Good question baby jane..she was Annie on Broadway when she was a rugrat...she's been singing and dancing since she was a kid.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
It seems like every celeb is trying to capitalize on fragrances. There are already many perfumes out there that smell like BO and most carry the name of a celeb. In fact, whatever one of my co-workers wears reeks so strongly of BO that I shower the air with Glade spray several times a day.
I have never seen SATC but I used to think SJP was a good actress when she was younger. However, I lost all respect for her when she chose to stay with her cheating husband. Personally, I'm not interested in buying anything a celeb is selling.
How did this woman become famous? I just don't understand.
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She looks like shit, so no surprise she likes the smell of it.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
This is so much smarter than anyone gives her credit for. Everybody is going to write about what she said. Mass publicity which will lead to everybody going to go out of their way to smell it, just to see what it is like. Admit it, you are all going to go for it next time you pass it just to see if it captures the essence of sweat. Then it will not smell like sweat at all. It will probably smell quite nice. Conclusion, a lot more people get introduced to it and want to buy it. So many celebrities are doing perfumes now that you need to go for something a bit different anyway now if you want to bring something new to the market.
At least today we're hating her because she said something one of you would say
Now, now... you all know Matthew Broderick emanates a smell of fairy dust, glitter, baby powder and latex.
what's BO stand for Boy Oy? sorry I'm in a tribe mood
this holiday/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
This dumbass...I don't care if you think BO is sexy or not; nobody's gonna pay to stink when you can just as easy wallow in your own funk for free!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
You don't even know how many people think you're a sick fuck and we love it.
Did anyone else see her on Letterman the other night? She casually talked about which one of the new twin girls was Matthew Broderick's favourite, and why! It was pretty unbelievable.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 4:43pm.
AM I the only freak on the planet who has never ever seen one episode of SATC?
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I adore Lovely, I have it in every possible configuration: Perfume, body lotion, shower gel, roll on, etc. I didn't like Covet so much.
I'm not sure I would like anything that smelled like b.o. Much like halitosis, WTF wants to smell that????
Flipping through Peepoo magazine the other day, I saw an ad for Pee Doody's new stank, I AM KING. Really now? Elvis and Clark Gable object...
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