Vadge And George Clooney's Shit Date
Before Vadge adopted/purchased Baby Jesus, and right after her venus fly snatch spit out Guy Ritchie's nutsack, she went out on a date with cocktail waitress aficionado George Clooney. It turned out to be the date that hell barfed up. That's what the Daily Star (via Digital Spy) says anyway. Yeah, it sounds like meth balls were on the menu at the Daily Star holiday party.
A source (aka the internet who is also a skilled writer of fan fiction) said this, "George figured Madonnais a smart, accomplished woman, so why not give it a try? They went out for dinner in New York but it turned out really bad. She kept trying to make jokes that weren't at all funny the entire time and didn't want to have a real conversation. He couldn't wait to get out of there."
Let's just say this didn't happen in someone's acid trip, and it happened in real life. Who would ever put those two together? In order to date George, you have to be a gold medalist at body shots and a master at the art of drunkenly falling off of banquettes while dancing. And in order to date Vadge, you have to be okay with not having fun, because that ho could suck the party out of a Jersey Shore episode.
Besides, can you imagine these two bumping it? Vadge would rip his shit up! It would be like He-Man and Howdy Doody getting it on. Vadge's strap-on would turn George's no-no hole into a no longer hole.
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Oh, she's strange-looking. Her body keeps getting scrawnier, yet her face keeps getting...plumper.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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I thought this was LiLo at first...
I thought Clooney said he didn't date women of his 'stature.' He's more pretentious as Madonna.
"Doesn't he fancy himself a producer?"
And an "eco-warrior" and budding UN diplomat, adviser to Obama and other presidents, Oscar winner, future Ambassador, stuff he is 'so' obviously suited to.
*I mean that in the most sarcastic possible way.
No - not buying this crap, and GEORGE is so "deep?" Nope, not our cocktail/wait staff man, besides those chicks are only a cover anyway, we all know he likes the boys, and the younger the better.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:55pm.
I think Vadge looks great from the shoulders up but that body is horrendous. Too bad her ego and personality are so putrid.
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Sorry I have to say this...Let me get this right, you think Vadge looks good from the shoulders up? Are you insane!!!! Exactly what part of her head looks good in this shot? Is it the CHIN that looks like a transplanted elbow? Is it the eyebrows that look like she could tuck them under her hairline? Perhaps it's her beautiful cheeks? Sorry but this face looks like a can of smashed worms!
I am glad all these celebs are having their faces done so they act as a warning to us sluts not to mess with our faces too much when age requires it. Thanks Vadge, if ever I feel like having a nip and a tuck, I will take your pic and ask the opposite of what you have done to your face.
more specifically, her chin????????????????
what happened to her head?
If this story is true about Georgie Boy and Vadge, I'll bet he downed his usual quart of Jack Daniels. You look at least 60 my boy, that's what alcohol does to you, and those Marlboro Reds you love so much. You have turned into a clown and not a funny one at that!
Constipated Kim Catrall-face, fuck...
And here I thought that was a picture of Lindsay Lohan.....
She's starting to look like Courtney Hole.
She looks like a bloated old sour puss.
It has been said Georgie really likes men, so Vadge would be right up his alley. She probably has a preen and gosh with those arms. I can see this working for them. Also, neither one of them wants to get married again and Vadge is passed her baby years. It makes sense, though I don't believe it for a minute. There two egos could not fit into the same room together.
Submitted by aiei on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 2:51pm.
Wow, she looks like a moonfaced Blohan.
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*GASP!* OMG! She totally does!!! You nailed it, my friend...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
More blatant P.R. for both of them. The only way George would share a quiet candleight dinner with Vadge would be if Jesus was also there playing footsy with him underneath the table.
This makes no sense...all current reports state he's all lovie dubbie with that Italian chick....and what happened to Vadge's boy toy from Brazil?
Maybe they met up for dinner just to get acquainted...I'd hardly call that a date.
This story has bullshit written all over it. George would never date a women who is over 35. And Madonna doesn't date men over 25 these days. Not to mention Madonna isn't the type of woman that would be impressed by Georgie boy.
And lets be fair, I'm sure that if those two went on a date the paparazzi/press would go mental. There is now way they could keep that a secret, unless their date was at the cafeteria of Area 51.
Madonna's face looks bloated.
I think Vadge looks great from the shoulders up but that body is horrendous. Too bad her ego and personality are so putrid.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Who was it that tried to argue with me here that Madonna WOULDN'T end up looking like Priscilla Presley in 10 years?
I think Madonna is one of the better plastic surgery faces, but she still is looking pretty fucking ridiculous. It's like her face is all plumped up while her body is steroidal and skinny. It just doesn't look natural.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:19pm.
Madonna is fighting her age pretty hard. No amount of plastic surgery will change that you are an "older lady". Just accept it, damn.
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Say what you will, but Vadge has always been a fighter, gotta give the bitch that. She'd prolly knock the Grim Reaper's teeth out before he drags her, kicking and screaming, off to the Great Beyond.
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Bottom-feeder.
"Isn't she one of the guitar players in Dr. Teeth's Electric Mayhem?"
OMG Dementa. Marry me. I try to work Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem into casual conversation on a regular basis. Heh.
I don't believe this story for a second. Clooney hasn't dated a woman that was within striking distance of his own age since he was married 20+ years ago.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Madonna is fighting her age pretty hard. No amount of plastic surgery will change that you are an "older lady". Just accept it, damn.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Wow, she looks like a moonfaced Blohan.
Madonna looks more and more like shit each time I see a photo of her. Really sad, because she did it to herself.
Should have never made those trips to the plastic surgeon, Madge! What the hell is wrong with trying to age gracefully? She'll never look the same again.
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Isn't she one of the guitar players in Dr. Teeth's Electric Mayhem?
elynorah, and she claims it can neutralize toxic waste.
I think people call her intelligent because she's never been beautiful and she shows her cooch. It's the only compliment left, even if it's obviously untrue.
The story described Madonna as intelligent. Didn't she claim, a while back, that Kabbalah water or something could cure AIDS?
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Nooooooo!!! So sad!! You forgot her best movie though, Little Black Book. Fuck fuck fuck!!! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Man, Madonna's plastic surgery looks horrendous. It looks like her face is all puffy and falling apart. Fright Night!
Vadge and Blohan have the same lips now.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Vadge's chin implant looks horrendous! It seems that facial implants (chin,cheek, etc) and lip enhancements look bad on everyone.
Maybe they were having a business meeting. Doesn't he fancy himself a producer?
Shame about Brittany Murphy.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:56pm.
I can't believe she died before hohan.
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Yes.
I can't believe she died before hohan.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:49pm.
Did anyone else really think that fat pig of a husband of hers wasn't her drug dealer?
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There, but for the grace of God, goes Amy Winehouse.
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Bottom-feeder.
Something had to be up to marry that nastiness she married.
She was underrated as a comedy actress. This really is some sad news (especially since shit stains like Lohan are still walking around, coking it up).
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:49pm.
Did anyone else really think that fat pig of a husband of hers wasn't her drug dealer? She probably had a combo of coke, anorexia and bulemia that took a toll on her heart. Sad, but it's more than likely her hard living caused her death.
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Please. As if George would date someone that close to his own age.
Re Brittany Murphy, I'm giving side eye to that sketchy husband/pimp of hers. Poor thing. I wonder if true story will come out now.
Her husband was smart. He waited for a quite a while after they got married to whack her. Now it won't look so suspicious when he collects the insurance.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 1:43pm.
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Possibly because TMZ seem to have all breaking events covered and until confirmed, there might not be any point covering it.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Did anyone else really think that fat pig of a husband of hers wasn't her drug dealer? She probably had a combo of coke, anorexia and bulemia that took a toll on her heart. Sad, but it's more than likely her hard living caused her death.
This will cut into the valuable charity work Detective LaToya is doing on behalf of the poor children needing lingerie this cold Christmas.
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Bottom-feeder.
I saw it on Twitter, too. I was just coming here to see if it is true or not. Sad. She had a lot of promise.
Ok, I see it now. I'm TRIPPING out. :( Too young.
Maybe prolonged eating disorder damage `a la Karen Carpenter???
She was anorexic so that would explain the cardiac event.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
@ fishsticksfan:
This article is about a person who has recently died. Some information, such as that pertaining to the circumstances of the person's death and surrounding events, may change as more facts become known.
Brittany Murphy
December 10, 2006
Born November 10, 1977 (1977-11-10) (age 32)
Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.
Died December 20, 2009
Los Angeles, California, U.S
Occupation Actress, singer
Years active 1991 – 2009
Spouse(s) Simon Monjack (m. 2007–2009)
Brittany Murphy (November 10, 1977 – December 19, 2009) was an American actress and recording artist. She has starred in films such as Just Married, Clueless, Girl, Interrupted, 8 Mile, Sin City, The Dead Girl, Uptown Girls, Riding in Cars with Boys and Spun. Murphy died December 19, 2009 of cardiac arrest, according to TMZ.[1]
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Bottom-feeder.
Has TMZ ever been wrong?