And For Tila Tequila's Next Trick....
Tila Tequila recently flashed a possibly fake engagement ring on her finger from heirmess Casey Johnson, and now she's claiming that she's got a fetus growing in her womb. Tila announced the terrifying news on her Twitter last night. This is coming from the mind of Tila Tequila, so take it with a grain of salt and read it with a side-eye. It could be a trap! You know how those trolls are! Always telling riddles and playing jokes!
If this is true, I don't know if Tila's brother thought this through. Maybe he should've asked an obese and slightly senile raccoon first. That probably would've been a better choice.
And this reminds me of the time I got my mom a kitten for her birthday. The first thing she said was, "Oh, thanks for getting me something I have to take care of and buy food for."
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Oh, who cares?
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this po' chile will have acute alcohol poisoning in 3...2...1...
She was playing with her tampon string just last month (she is so gross!!). How did she go now to get pregnant. Something isn't right.
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
And this Tila broad is relevant because... why?
I see jazzfish_77 has got pics of the fetus.
Shows how much I pay attention. I seriously thought she was a tranny.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
is she drunk 24/7 or is this girl just troubled
She probably just got herself knocked up by some random dude and decided to tell her girlfriend that she's being a surrogate for her brother so that her girlfriend won't know she's a whore.
This skankbomb will do any and everything to extend her 15!
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The fact that I am commenting directly contradicts my sentiment. If we stop giving them attention they will go away. ARgh.
Secondly, if we are annoyed with balloon boy and his family why do we give twats like this attention?
To misquote Thomas Moore: We grow a society of wanna be famewhores and then punish we them for what they have been taught. Case in point: balloon boy and ms tequila.
We either want famewhores or we don't.
Also, this isn't really rocket science. She got herself knocked up before she decided to be a lesbian told her stupid heiress "girlfriend" she was pregnant as a surrogate to make herself look philanthropic. The girlfriend is a dumbass, hence why she's cut off. Let's not be dumbasses too.
sigh.
I am done ranting....
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
If this is true, I sure hope that the baby does not inherit some VD from her. I never get her appeal nor her claim to fame. Is it all about her hypersexuality?
There is not a lawyer in the world that would recommend this. She fails every standard they have.
Something smells fishy about this story (Pun intended.) Wasn't she just flashing her pikachu with her tampon string hanging out???
Stupid famewhore bitch.
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Back to Black. Oh, AMYYYY!
How DREADFUL.
I agree with the sentiment on here that we need to not reward these people and their lack of talent... but the majority of Americans are idiots, and if people with no talent can get on TV, it means that the people watching think that their mundane, pathetic lives are just as interesting...
Oh my fucking God.
That is all.
http://globalgrind.com/channel/news/content/1232662/WHY-AM-I-NOT-ALLOWED...
My feeling exactly! This no-talent midget whore can twitter on her twatter all day and anyone who cares can read it, The rest of us can peruse the mighty d-listed in peace!
can we please all agree to stop giving this whore attention. I have seen her tampon hanging out of her pussy. I love Meryl Streep and I bet money that I never see her tampon string. Lets bring back real people with real talent! Please! No more Kardassians! No more Paris Hilton.
What happened to those hilarious heros who used to go around throwing cream pies in celebrity's faces ?
I LOVED THAT.
Can someone PLEASE track that cunt down on Robinson Blvd. or Camden Drive and introduce that midget's mug to a nice banana cream pie ?
Someone -- please be my hero.
evilshoe i agree. i miss having people in hollywood who actually have talent. where as now, tramps like the karTRASHian sisters have a TV show and shit. its ridiculous.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I hope Tila knows the world will end in 2yrs and etc of days( my math is on standby)...
Coma Caca!!
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Okay, I'm gonna be that person who gets all preachy here but I'm guilty too. We give this chick attention and she is famous for absolutely NOTHING, okay, she's a whore too.
Remember when people were famous for having brians (typo that stays cause I've got him on my mind), natural beauty and real talent?
When I was traveling earlier this month, I saw a news article in the American Airlines Mag about how they have these national science awards for (high dollar) scholarships and they can barely get kids to participate because if its not a tweet, status page on facebook or a text message the youth interested in doing a DAMN thing that is creative or using their minds.
I'm getting off my soapbox now cause I'm in a mood...
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
I really hope this is not true. Tila is a waste of life. Please, people, stop giving people like this attention.
Heaven help us all if this is true... how repulsive.
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Who is this slag, and why should we care?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
to bad the baby will be born with herpes!
yeah, thats right
attention whore
I have a feeling Damien himself would call the CPS in-utero if he was stuck in this horror's womb.
"I wish this moron would give us all a Christmas gift and fuck off!" LOL!!! me too. she will say and do anything for attention, its pathetic and gross. i would call her a "has been" but i think she's just a "NEVER WAS" i am so sick of these untalented tramps!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
dementa, I don't think she's a lesbian OR engaged to Casey Johnston. What she is is an opportunistic skank who will do anything and anyone for attention.
EEWW & if its true that baby will not be normal.
What's her brothers name...Harry Heinekin?
That's more of a threat than a present. Yo, bro, help me get attention or I will volunteer to expose your kid to my diseased Tunnel of Doom! He'll get sex ed in the womb! I've already sold the rights to the birth to MTV.
I can only assume that her engagement hasn't gotten her enough attention, because otherwise she'd probably announce that her fiancee's brother knocked her up so she and her girlfriend can have a baby together. Or she's fishing for a reality show even harder than before.
GazingBeauty, your extremely cliche whiny argument would make more sense if she weren't a lesbian engaged to another chick.
And what does marriage have to do with reproducing? The two have nothing to do with each other. Will your next complaint be, "Gays aren't allowed to marry, but GUY X is allowed to tickle random people while wearing a chicken costume!"?
Submitted by blacklakemonster on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 7:54pm.
That is her BROTHER'S baby? sounds like something that happens in a trailer somewhere in eastern Kentucky,,without the sex
Carrying your brothers baby does sound wierd no matter how it happened.
TV Ahahahaha!! You said it better. Make this tampon string wedged in the ass crack of society go away.
All I got my sister is a snuggie for Christmas
I wish this moron would give us all a Christmas gift and fuck off!
Oh, so now they're gonna tell everyone it was planned. Nice.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 9:41pm.
I can totally see her doing a show about her and her brother eating the placenta together too.
Hey what's a brother for...I'm sure he can videotape the whole birth too!
I can totally see her doing a show about her and her brother eating the placenta together too.
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Submitted by Michi516 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 8:03pm.
Wasn't there just a video of her flashing her tampon string like a week ago??
Yes and next week we'll see amazing tricks with douche nozzles.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 8:59pm.
Unlike Britney Spears, she actually came up for an excuse to get knocked up by her brother.
DING DING DING the winner!! LOL
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 9:15pm.
You know someone hacked into her Twitter account.
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LEAVE HER TWITTER ACCOUNT ALOOOOONE!!
...hack into HER...any sharp object will do...
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I am the father.
What the fuck is going on in Celebrityland???
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She is not and never was news. She is living proof that nowadays it takes neither skills, nor talent, to have some fame.
My hatred for her is starting to go to a whole other level! The only people worse are:
Pigez Hilton
Paris
Kardasians
and....
whoever photoshopped Tara Reid!
You know someone hacked into her Twitter account. It is all the rage amongst computer geeks from what I hear. If you have the ability, it is pretty easy to do. Heck, it was done with the U.S. military drones. I am not buying she is going to give up her figure (which is her paycheck) for a baby, brother or not.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 8:46pm.
Didn't she go on twitter some months back and announce she was pregnant by Brandy's brother RayJ? Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I think she did.
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Yeahhhhhh...she's kinda hoping we'll forget about that...
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
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What, was the toaster a little to out of her price range? How desperate must you be to have a child to let Tila be the surrogate?