Monday, December 21st 2009

Would You Hit It?

So this is what Dr. Drew Peensky is hiding under those Geoffrey Beene button-downs and Izod ties! Dr. Drew is trying to give a bitch a sex addiction around here. Genitals everywhere want their fix! Now we know what his game is. I mean, who could ever resist this. You just want to pinch his pink nipples with your ass lips. If you don't know that trick yet, I'll be teaching a class on it at the Learning Annex over the holidays.

Here's Dr. Drew keeping it sexy in Hawaii over the weekend.

Posted by: Michael K


NO NEVER.

SuperSteph's picture

I'd let him stick the tip in....

Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe

Clarisse's picture

Oh wow! He was WAY hotter with his shirt on.

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EvilShoe's picture

Nope.

I'm officially done in the "hitting it" department. Even a trio like Shia, Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom couldn't bring me out of that coma.

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LOL at the comment about the blow job analysis!

Dr. Drew is a good looking guy but he can get really annoying after a while...I like watching him with the mute button on my tv

pompoos's picture

looooooool blinding 'Dr. Drew is good looking but he would over analyze my blow job and I would probably spit it back in his face."

pompoos's picture

looooooool blinding 'Dr. Drew is good looking but he would over analyze my blow job and I would probably spit it back in his face."

Hideous Amadeous's picture

yes !!!! me loves dr. drew! and even dr. oz....not so much the dr. phil though.....

What fresh hell is this?

ScarfnBarf's picture

FFFFFFuck yeah I'd hit it - if he wasn't married with triplets. Dr. Drew was my crush 10+yrs ago. I met him at an MTV Video Awards show a long time ago and I even told him I had a huge crush on him for years and I was sorry he was married. He said - have you met my partner - Adam (Corolla)? And I said I don't want to meet that buffoon!

HoityToity's picture

He is hot, he is good looking, he is intelligent--and I am still not feeling the flutter in my gutter. That only proves on thing--the guy is straight! I get no gay vibes at all! Who woulda thunk? An actual odd specimen of a good looking guy in Hollywood who is not an undercover brotha/sista! Talk about a unicorn...

Maggie69's picture

I'd hit it until he became a Red Sox fan!

the Blinding's picture

Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:37pm.
No!Ewwwwww!. Too fat, old and grey...........

that's not fat, you half-wit, its muscle. Dr. Drew is good looking but he would over analyze my blow job and I would probably spit it back in his face.

letinstar's picture

i feel nothing when i see dr drew...but i think he looks pretty good for however old he is...
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kitty1's picture

NO.

Soultonic's picture

Oh hell no I wouldn't hit that. He is so annoying. I've been seeing him all over the media lately and he was even on the Joy Behar Show discussing Tiger Woods and sex addiction. Half the shit he says is ridiculous. He tries to pseudo-analyze everything and makes nothing into something. I'm turned off!

Ms. Spicoli's picture

@ Santa Ana Winds..
It's good to know someone else thinks like me! I was going to post the same thing! I'll bet he's freaky...

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Kinky and freaky those nips of his are screaming out for some clamps wheeeeeeeeee !! LOLz

his book wasn't bad, however it was so obvious that it was an even greater testament that he is nothing but a narcissistic being himself that really knows nothing. i find him completely annoying and even before seeing these tragic pix i would not have hit it. except with a shovel to the face.

Sexy Pants's picture

I would hit it as long as he promised to not utter a single word.

guilty of being white's picture

Yes..I find silver haired men extremely sexy.

"Fuck me running..."

agirl's picture

He is hot. He is a super-hypocrite though. He just wrote a new book, called 'The Mirror Effect" where he talks about the culture of fame and entitlement and drug use, etc. and how it is so destructive, esp. reality shows. We are all supposed to be too stupid to realize he has a reality show of his own, and enables and makes money off of other people's addictions! But he is hot though, can't deny that.

I would hit that & hit that & HIT THAT! I LUV me some Dr. Drew!!!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Yes! I would enthusiastically hit that. Dr. Drew is yummy!

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Santa Ana Winds's picture

@MsSpicoli:
Yep, would hit it like a ton of bricks. 'Cause ya just know Dr Drew learned a thing or to about the kink from all his patients. :)

It's good to know someone else thinks like me! I was going to post the same thing! I'll bet he's freaky...

LA's picture

Yes, please.

Bunnyman's picture

If I have to use my own penis, no.

Chirio's picture

I guess...sure...and I will be in the ocean by tonight

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Submitted by charlottecorday on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:02pm.

stop reading my mind.

edit: and by that i meant i agree with his creepy vibe. I wouldn't hit that even if I was angry

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foosrock's picture

No!Ewwwwww!. Too fat, old and grey...........

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Bowchickawawa's picture

Just a warning here dlisted hos...don't you say anything bad about my boy Dr. Drew.
I have a serious thing for him and I have no idea why. Shit, I would even go sober for him. :-)

Sweetas's picture

Dr. Drew is sexay but you know he'd be a control freak. "No, no, counterclockwise. Yeah. Oooh...to the right a little. Mmmmm. More tongue." I just talked myself right outta that!

charlottecorday's picture

Sure, I can get past his neediness, the puritanical streak, his fear of female sexuality and glaring father issues that drive his creepy fixations.

Can't get past the sausage torso or the droopy tiny man tits.

I'm superficial and I own it.

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Like others, I had sex dreams about him before I saw him shirtless. I dig Dr. Drew Pinsky. I guess part of it just the way he acts. He could be my daddy any day.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:30am.

I googled "how to trap a bear skin man" and apparently they are wiley creatures who are not easily trapped...but they like teriyaki flavored beef jerkey!
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Ohhh I see. I see. *jerks off teriyaki flavored beef*

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Passionate's picture

Sure I'd hit it but this was even before I see his bod. His mind, demeanor and face was always attractive to me.

Snoogle's picture

@Snarkley - 40 sure is. In many many ways.

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Snarkley's picture

Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:34am.
Again, I have to say no.no.no. My husband is over 40,

Is it true that 40 is the new 30? Please say yes. ;)

Snoogle's picture

Again, I have to say no.no.no. My husband is over 40, over 45 to be precise and his body is much tighter than Drew's. But thats not the reason I wouldnt hit it. I just find this man creepy and far too needy.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Ms. Spicoli's picture

Yep, would hit it like a ton of bricks. 'Cause ya just know Dr Drew learned a thing or to about the kink from all his patients. :)

poopturd's picture

would love to suck on those nipples like a sugar tits, and yes, definitely hit it.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

*high fives snarkley*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Drew - an obvious homosexual - has definite suggestias of sizemeat in those shorts.

Discuss!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Big Bertha on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:20am.

Is Dr. Drew gay? Serious question.
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He is married and has some kids I think.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:18am.
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HELP ME GET ONE URMOMMA!!
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I googled "how to trap a bear skin man" and apparently they are wiley creatures who are not easily trapped...but they like teriyaki flavored beef jerkey!

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Snarkley's picture

As a gentleman of advanced age, let me assure one and all that women are not the only victims of gravity.

M.E.'s picture

I'd hit it over and over and over and over again till my yes yes fell off.

fishsticksfan's picture

I'm not feeling it.

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snowpiece's picture

Bertha: Pinsky married in 1991, and he and his wife Susan had triplets Douglas, Jordan, and Paulina in 1992.
(not that that means anything)

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Considering I thought that was Kevin Spacey, no.

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Am's picture

Hell to the YES! The younger kids who are saying "no" are in for a rude awakening when they get in their late 30's. ===============================================
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He wears a hat and sunglasses in the ocean? Sorry, I couldn't fuck him for that reason alone.

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