Dreamy Really Is Going For Some Kind Of Record
Only Dreamboat Doherty would pull this kind of crack-brained shit! Dreamy was arrested outside of a court house this morning after he dropped a bag of the bad shit while he was going through security to answer to a judge on possession and DUI charges.
Just minutes before he was handcuffed, a judge had saved Dreamy's ass by not sending him to jail for drunk driving and possession of heroin. The judge banned him from driving for 18 months and threw a few fines at him. And then a few beats later, Dreamy was busted for drugs. Crackhead FAIL. Or maybe this is a Crackhead WIN?
The Sun says that Dreamy took off his coat to go through the security checkpoint and that's when a bag of blue crystals hit the floor. The security dude immediately called the police who waited until Dreamy left the court house to arrest him. They politely escorted his ass a few steps to the jail house.
From now on, if the police see a Pete Doherty walking around in public, they should just ring the alarm and bring him in. There's a good chance he's doing some kind of illegal shit.
And why does my no-heart always throb for the wrecks who can't leave the fuckery at home?!
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He's an idiot and he's pudgy. Ick.
Dreamy was arrested outside of a court house this morning after he dropped a bag of the bad shit while he was going through security to answer to a judge on possession and DUI charges.
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godDAMN this is pure postalicious poetry THANK YOUUUUU MK!!!! With the last post of Petey's soul-mate Wino, and now this, you make working backward down the posts a thing of beauty!
-- and the picture OH MY, be still my heart, crackhead in a dashing suit <3<3<3 muah!!!
This guy is such a damn hot mess. I still love him though. I can't explain it, he's just got that charming look about him. Of course, if you shined him up, he'd be hot.
Wonder no more, yes, I've been drinking lol
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
BTW, about the "wedding" ring" some mentioned. It does look like a band, but may just be a regular ring- many europeans wear the wedding band on the right hand anyway. That's the custom I'm used to, at least.
Scary Monsters- "Sears Toughskins" hahaha!
I don't know, MK, but I have the same problem. It still makes me sad that Dreamboat is such an irreparable wreck...
I can't stand Amy Wino, but I guess I might understand how her fans feel if I equate it. Except that Dreamy was successful BEFORE becoming the paparazzi fodder he is now, not becoming successful BECAUSE of his problems like Amy.
Is that a wedding ring on his left hand? Who'd he marry?
Why is the guy from SNL taking him to jail?
doherty's a good argument for LEGALIZING drugs.
seriously, who's he hurting but himself? he parades around looking like a septic fucktard in a suit, and grown men with immune systems of their own have to walk him back and forth like a pre-schooler.
puh-lease.
they should spend our time and money on the major dealers and organized crime. when the drugs dry up guys like pete will have to sort themselves out one way or another.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
God, he's a fuck-up. And shouldn't those constables be wearing two layers of gloves?
Love the sixth thumbnail with the holes in the crotch area of his pants.
Guess he is too busy trying to hide drugs on himself that he keeps forgetting to wash his hair.
I see the English justice system is just as fucked up when it comes to celebs who constantly thumb their nose at the law as it is here.
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
how fucking stupid can he be??? ugh.
He could be at home giving himself an overdose and chocking in his own vomit, instead he is sitting in a cell going through withdrawals
He looks so dirty, always sweaty, smelly... The tone of his skin is disgusting, looks sour.
Mabey its dems blue crystals boys piss on in the unrinals?
Really and truely, fat boy, grase head, loser, puss fingers should just rock around in an arrowed jumpsuit.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Little blue crystals sounds like those packets that absorb humidity
Blue crystals? Has he resorted to Drano crystals to catch that old high he has not been able to get?
"Fuck me running..."
Wow...this dude is STILL alive. Amazing.
You know you are a special kind of dumbass when you bring drugs to a court house.
That being said, that last thumbnail is all kinds of sessy.
In defence of England and London courts especially... I have never known ANYONE to be treated that lenient. I am starting to think this is all fake. No one gets away with that much shit. Thanks Judges, making England look like the Wild Coke West. Well.. it is, until you get caught... in most cases anyway. *stops trying*
This waste of skin is still walking around and Brittany Murphy is dead
It's just not right
TEAM PETE!
This guy is like a cartoon character. Nobody would actually believe his douchey fuckery is real.
Pete have your people call Wino's people. We must get you two together for a talk show.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
TEAM PETE!
This guy is like a cartoon character. Nobody would actually believe his douchey fuckery is real.
Pete have your people call Wino's people. We must get you two together for a talk show.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Wow, apparently in Great Britain a person can break just about any law without fear of punishment.
He not only drops drugs in a court room but the crotch part of his pants is ripped. Freaking hilarious.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
stake spike, to be fair, L.A. sucks that way too....and I live here!
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Everybody plays the fool (sometimes)....
There's no exception to the rule;
It may be factual may be cruel (I ain't lying)
Everybody plays the fool
LMAO! This turd needs his own reality TV Show! OMG! He is such a nasty dumbass.
That's it. I'm moving to London. It seems like its just a fucking free for all over there. No one goes to jail for anything, and you can walk around unkempt and hiiiiiiigh as hale.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:06pm
Coke bloat. And junkies love sugar and junk food. The junkies I've known ate sh-tloads of junk food.
If he is still on the good shit, how come he managed to gain so much weight?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:59pm
It's Britian. If he killed someone they'd let him out in 5 (no matter what's on his record).
I don't get it- there is no justice when it comes to this douche. Is he going to have to kill someone before they trow his ass in jail for good?
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You've been so kind and generous
I don't know how you keep on giving
For your kindness I'm in debt to you
And I never could have come this far without you
- Natalie Merchant
He's beautiful! He looks like Frank Sinatra - the undead version!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Oh Pete. Foiled again!
Please lock him up! Who brings drugs to court? A drug ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!
O but did he plead Not Guilty? THAT really would have been the hotness, right there.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
I just noticed the ripped crotch.
I cannot believe he showed up to court like that. But I highly doubt he wasn't already high, therfore, his attire seemed like a nice, well put together outfit to his methed out crackheaded brainz.
Ok, the fashionista comments on this post are cracking me up. It's Doherty, people lol
But I will concede the reason I logged on to leave a post is to say "even though he's a bigger wreck than the Edmund Fitzgerald, that tie's bitchin' - love to get it for my trumpet player bf."
*shrinks*
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Dope head needs to be LOCKED UP in a drug rehab programme for a few YEARS. This is making British justice look like a JOKE.
There goes my lunch - throw this idiot in jail and don't let him out until he doesn't make me sick to look at him.
I don't care about Dreamboat Pete, I just wanna say that I miss Christine the Hoff.
This is so rich, it has to be fattening.
I suppose it would be the height of foolishness to suggest to Petey to leave the bad shit home when going to Court?
On the upside, I love the outfit he's wearing. Very stylish.
Such a great outfit wasted on such a miserable little git.
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OK his jacket has a nice fit but HELLO DRY CLEANERS!?! Hair and shoes could both use a wash AND a polish ifyaknowwhatimean, and WHY are his pants ripped THERE?! Like the chain, adds a touch of...how ze Franch say...Klassaie?!
He's living proof how hard it is to kill a human being! Dreamboat Petey is still above ground, and poor "Luann Platter" is toe-tagged.
Life ain't fair! He's fugly to boot!
Maybe he'll check out by New Year's Eve? Hope so! Same applies to LiLo, that worthless slut.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:07pm.
DD it is only a matter of time.
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ITA. I didn't mean that in a mean way, it's just that it seems to be the trajectory he's on. I've heard of it happening A LOTn with people who show those kinds of patterns. I just hope he doesn't injure anyone else or himself...
I guess when Kate left him, the free clothes went with her.
I find it hilarious that a few years ago, some designers probably gifted him with these clothes, not realizing that he'd still be wearing them years later. They're genuinely "worse for wear."
Petey: Free clothes = Gorilla: American Tourister
The clothes have failed this extreme test. Pilling, wrinkling, and the dreaded split seam on a skinny person who is not given to interpretive dance. Clearly, these are not the designers to purchase if you're a shambler who nods off in the middle of drinking milk. Looks like Petey's free clothes should be Sears Toughskins from here on out.
the Janie Jones (cover) song on Youtube is good. The "Fuck Forever" song sucks it, though.
He looks as though he absolutely STINKS and I love the ripped-out-crotch look he has going on in that suit. As for the overcoat, it looks like something my dog slept in.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I've never seen blue meth before, but then again, it's been almost 12 years since I've seen that shit.