Carrie Underwood Is Engaged
Carrie Underwears got engaged over the weekend to Mike Fisher, a hockey player for the Ottawa Senators. The two pieces of boiled broccoli have been heavy petting (you know Carrie is going to keep her vagina to herself until marriage) since last year.
Carrie Underwears better not even think about changing her last name. There's only one famous Carrie Fisher allowed on this planet. Chewbacca will chew a bitch over this!
UsWeekly says that Mike confirmed the news at a press conference this morning. Mike was about to give all the exciting engagement details, but then he pulled a Rusty by falling the fuck asleep. Even Mike Fisher gets the bores when he thinks about Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwears.
But you know what's not boring? This picture of Mike Fisher getting his love handled from a dick sucker's point of view.
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He's cute. Good for her.
*yawn*
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Those 2 are boring and mediocre looking.
She looks like a homo Pittsburgh Steeler, and he looks like some dumb jock on the way to the prom.
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Somewhere Jessica Simpson is wondering why oh why Tony Romo's ex AND Tony Romo are getting hitched before her extra-gassy ass is AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is that a hockey puck in your pants or are you just happy to see Carrie...she can afford to be high maintenance. I think she's hot...
Eh. She looks super high maintenance. Which is a shame,really, cause she's not that hot.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
They've dated for how long? And both are pretty much constantly on the road? Yes, that marriage will work.
This is so going to end in divorce, if they EVER make it down the aisle. I really like her but this guy looks like a douche. Actually all her boyfriends look like they shower in douche water.
Why is she marrying when she is clearly not over that loser that she dated and plays football for some team I have no idea the name of?
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Anyways, whatever happened to her and Anthony Fedorov? HE was hot.
I try not to be catty--but what the hell is she wearing in that pic? My gay eyes are shot! That mess looks like a fucking diaper.
Damn! The boy iz hawt!
OMG, I'd love to suck that dude's weiner......
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That is a bad picture of Fisher. Dude is fucking HOT. That bitch!
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Congrats!!!
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Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 3:20pm.
thats what all hockey players look like dickheads...oh wait. thats jsut more of their personalities...
Thanks for the cuntiness behavior. There's been something about her that rubs me the wrong way anyway, so it's really nice to hear that she's a cunt and Duffster is approachable and rather sweet.
With his fat neck and the shape of his hair he looks like a penis.
how do these dull people manage to find each other?
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 2:57pm.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Best_of_2009_Carrie_Underwood_ducking_idiot_...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Carrie_Underwood_says_she_would_never_move_i...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Carrie_Underwood_spotted_in_Ottawa_during_Th...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Hilary_Duff_better_liked_in_Ottawa_than_Carr...
Whatever. He looks like a caveman and she has a big ass head. I wish them well.
I've heard similar things about her cuntiness. Any good insights on the cuntish behavior?
I've heard similar things about her cuntiness. Any good insights on the cuntish behavior?
Great news! I hope they get zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:50pm
it wont last! lol
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 2:02pm
i havent heard she's normal. i've heard shes a first class cunt.
but whatever lol.
hope she likes toothless men..lord knows thos teeth of his arent real or at leastwont be for long.
Good Gawd she has bad taste in men...
and hair and makeup and clothes and music...
Hockey players have nice bodies, but they do play a sport that will mess your face UP. He's not going to look so handsome 10 years down the line, but I'd certainly hit it for the next 10 years and then cash that check...
a search for period pants gave me this:
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I remember seeing her on Idol and I never really thought she would win or become the superstar that she has become. She is rich now, hosted her own tv special about a week ago and now she is marrying this hot hockey player. In addition, the country western music world loves her. i officially hate her... ugh.....you go girl!!!! :)
Good for her! I like her a lot and he's got to be better than Tony Romo...
Agreed on the overtweezed eyebrows. There has to be a happy medium -- it's either overpenciled in (Megan Fox) or way overdone.
Agreed on the overtweezed eyebrows. There has to be a happy medium -- it's either overpenciled in (Megan Fox) or way overdone.
I can't hate on Carrie Underwear. She seems relatively normal.
As for him, his neck is wider than his head! IS NOT NORMAL!
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Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
The only thing I care about is what MK pointed out -- Underwears better not change her name to Fisher, because The Great Carrie Fisher ain't steppin' aside for nobody!
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i second that, sushi.
pretty, yes. but her eyebrows are way over-tweezed. i notice these things.
I love hockey but they aren't known for being chaste. I wouldn't want to marry one.
And am I the only one who thinks she really only attractive with heavy make-up? She's got that really flat nose. She's certainly pretty, but I don't know. I just don't think she's that hot.
The hockey world will never have to worry about this guy being strangled to death, no one could wrap their hands around that neck.
Gah! I officially hate her. Not only is she gorgeous and talented, but she hooked herself a HOCKEY player. My dream.
I'm sure the Mom will be calling in a few minutes to deliver the good news and her weekly, "When are you getting married" message... Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Looks like they both found themselves a trophy.
Looks like they both found themselves a trophy.
she does have nice arms though. i'll give her that much.
*puts down brownies*
Doesn't she sing Let Jesus Take the Wheel? Hate her. Don't know shit about hockey but he needs a haircut. bwahahahahaha!!!!
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:39pm.
Loozers go Crazy about a Sharp Dressed Man.
WOO HOO!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Dumb as a stump and good with his hands. That's a lucky bitch. Ride that cock till you don't want it no more, Carrie. That's how it works! Plus, he's younger than her, too. That means she's getting sexy times all the time. I can't hate on her for that. Get yours, heifer! :D
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:34pm
Loozers go Crazy about a Sharp Dressed Man.
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So wheres does Carrie underwhatever get the right to being bitchy? isnt she a country singer that made it on AI?
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
A year is not nearly long enough to get to know a person. Luckily, engagements come and go.
y GlitterKitty on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:09pm.
I don't like her. Isn't she a well known biaaatch? Maybe when she finally gets some dick, she will lighten up a bit?
I know a biaaatch at work and she was super nice to her man until a year after marriage then she started showing her real colors I feel so bad for the guy
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Submitted by music lover on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:30pm.
hockey players are hotter than football players...
until they take out their teeth.
then not so much.
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The less teeth the better! Doohohohohoohhohohohooh!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here