Monday, December 21st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Drive-By Slapper
I wish I would've seen this video before going Christmas shopping yesterday. Oh, how I wish I could've just rode through the streets on a Roomba slapping hos who got in my way. This cunty pussy has the right idea.
Although, I do feel for the pit bull. The poor bitch is not only getting drive-by slapped by a cat on a Roomba, but he has to go through that shit while wearing an argyle sweater.
via HuffPo
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:55am.
Special love to all the Xmas barfday whores.
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Just speshul love...to ALL the whores/horz/hos/heaux...
And may 2010 bring better things. For everyone.
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Not yet.
Centy, I've always wanted to write a book. I used to be editor in chief of college pub and lit wing, and man there were kids in my school who could write! THat cunt Stephanie meyer wrote a terrible one and she's super rich. I've never gotten down to it, even when i had loads of time. It takes alot of discipline to sit down and write even a page or two.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Centy--I wish THIS (tummy sitch) was as simple as that. HA!
You HAVE to take risks--and I mean, those kinds of get-out-of-your-comfort-zone, GOOD risks.
Life is too short.
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Not yet.
Centy, I'm still impressed...when my kids were little I wanted to write them a book...FAIL...lol
Goodnight all, have sweet dreams!================================================
the end...
tojo and luxie,
I worked in publishing for years, and you read so many authors who are really bad, so you start to think, maybe I could do better, but writing even a bad book is really hard!
Almost all of my bosses had a rejected novel thrown in the back of their closets, but it is good to take risks, I think. I feel better now that I have done it, it's not something I'll ever have to regret, or believe that if I HAD done it, it would have been really good! :)
Lux, no worries about your el bano issues, I was on the Master Cleanse for almost a month last year and let's just say I was on the edge of my seat! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Special love to all the Xmas barfday whores.
Everyone too broke or too drunk...
:)
Wow that's awesome! It's something I have always wanted to do too! I guess I never had the courage...I think you should submit it, you never know!!================================================
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I got stuck with GREAT name--veeeeeeeeeery common. However, I am an uncommon person, so...a bit geeky (o.k., a lot, but who the f*k cares? I don't), and I've enjoyed channeling my 'Inner Black Woman' and a few other *characters* here.
Sorry my posts take so long--this *junk* I'm taking is really doing a number on my tummy (quh-weeeeeezee!!!), so I've had to, ah...handle it.
tojo, Finishing your book...as in writing!!!???
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Yeah...but it's seriously a joke.
I mean, I have no intention of ever submitting it anywhere, it is not very good, but I always wanted to write one, so last year I said this is the year, and I did it (well, I have maybe 2-3 more chapters)!
I was kidding about the making the money part, I just did it as a goal that I had always set privately for myself.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:26am.
Finishing your book...as in writing!!!???
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Lux, I'm 6/6/67. Sixty-seven, as in 1967.
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That's hilarious! How annoying for people to make comments for 40 years though, right?
I'm '67, too.
If it makes you feel better, my last name is the same as a famous brand of china, so EVERYONE who hears it says something like, "Well, you must be set for life!," or "No eating off paper plates for you!"
Annoying!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Watchit with that 666 stuff !
*LOL*
I'm 6/6/67. Sixty-seven, as in 1967.
Ain't the devil here. Ain't no angel either, but...I used to get THAT ridic BS long with the "Sahara side-eye" all the time whenever I'd had to submit anything in person to anyone w/ my birthdate.
Ignorant asses.
*wee lil' rant over*
Scarfnbarf - here's an entire page of Donnie Darko obsessed fans fighting about what it all means:
http://www.stevesilver.net/mt/archives/004945.html
Scarfnbarf - 42 = 6 in numerology. It should be a good money year for you. Just guessing on that!
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God, let it be true! I'm pretty close to finishing my book, which is horrible. (NO false modesty here, trust me on this.)
However, I keep telling myself over and over, one man's trash is another man's treasure...:)
Night, all.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Oh gawd. Not again. Everyone has left and I'm the last person standing talking to theirselves (sic) about shit that doesn't matter to anyone.
GOODNIGHT HORZ!!!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:13am.
I know it is Frank in the costume - but I didn't know it was Donnie's subconscious in the mirror. That's cornfusing.
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I'm just guessing!
You know there are entire forums dedicated to this, right?
Here's a different guess.... When the movie first opens, Donnie is IN the tangent universe - the alternate one. He survives the crash and he supposedly has mental problems. He gets a message from the rabbit/frank that the world will end in 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That is right about the time that Donnie gets his two dork friends and Gretchen to get on their bikes and ride to Grandma Death's house (for some unknown reason to me!) and when they get there, Gretchen gets thrown to the ground and Frank speeds and runs over her and kills her and then Donnie takes her up the hill where the world flips back to Oct 3 and becomes the other side of the alternate universe where Gretchen lives, Donnnie never meets her, and he dies on that day when the plane crashes into his bedroom.
that's why you need to buy this movie and watch it over and over again. lolz
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:16am.
Scarfnbarf - 42 = 6 in numerology. It should be a good money year for you. Just guessing on that!
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Those are Centy's #'s. I hope it's a good $ year for EVERYONE!! I mean that. I gotsta go, have a g'nite. Zzz
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:57am.
DD, my FIL got turned onto The Pogues years ago by me and my husband, fell instantly in love (being the drunk he is) and bought up everything Pogues he could get his decrepit old claws on. To this day, the ol git STILL blasts that stuff @ 150 million decibels when he's drunk.
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cool! when I think of music to add to my collection I send myself an email and put it in a folder called "music to buy" - I just added the Pogues!! I have them on VINYL! in storage in fucking NOLA and I used to have them on cassette but my chihuahua ruined ALL 200 of my cassettes, so I've have to buy everything all over again.
Scarfnbarf - 42 = 6 in numerology. It should be a good money year for you. Just guessing on that!
S&B, Centy! 42 on the 24th?
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Oh, no...it's probably some 666 shit!
I'll just cower in the basement with candles, canned food and a rusty bucket until the savior is born...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I know it is Frank in the costume - but I didn't know it was Donnie's subconscious in the mirror. That's cornfusing.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:05am.
I get all that, but for instance what was up with Noah Wylie and Drew Barrymore - their exchanges about Donnie?
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I've thought about that A LOT and IDK why!!
The only thing I can think of is that they're laughing about the incident where Donnie gets thrown out of the auditorium during Patrick Swayze's gay lecture.
Either that or they're just comparing the students they both have in the same classes, like Donnie's just so weird.
Centy! 42 on the 24th? There's got to be some kind of numerology meaning to that.
The creepy rabbit is FRANK! He's Elizabeth's boyfriend who wears the bunny suit for Halloween. He runs over Gretchen and kills her. Frank is also Donnie's subconscious. Frank/The Rabbit - who Dr. Thurmond believes is an IMAGINARY friend of Donnie's - is the driving force for all the bad things Donnie does. I don't know why he plays those two role except for the Tangent Universe part - the idea that people can be more than one thing to us.
If you re-watch the movie, you will notice that DONNIE has a number of drawings of the rabbit mask in his room. At the end of the movie, you see Frank - Elizabeth's boyfriend - holding the mask in his hand with the suit on and he slightly puts his palm to his eye. Like he knew, but he didn't know.
It's like at the end, when Gretchen Ross (!), rides her bike past the Darkos' house while the dead Donnie, whom she's never met, is wheeled away by paramedics. She gets this odd look on her face and the little boy asks her if she knew him. She hesitates as if she's thinking maybe she did, but she answers no.
The movie is almost like an explanation for the feeling we call "deja vu" - but that's way too simple an explanation for it.
Also, there are two versions of the movie, of course I have BOTH. The second release gives a more detailed explanation of what's going on.
I get all that, but for instance what was up with Noah Wylie and Drew Barrymore - their exchanges about Donnie?
DD and S&B,
LOL to the max!!!!!
I just checked here once after having snack before going to bed, and I see DD's b-day, (I will be 42 on the 24th), Donnie Darko, which I haven't seen but was intrigued by the "time travel" theme, and was just about to write about how I just saw The Nutcracker on Sat., and it was all a dream, kind of time-traveling, and I loved it, loved it, LOVED IT!
(I see it almost every year.)
LOL at DD's hubby possibly being a closet homo!
Seriously, it is great to have such a big laugh before bed, I always sleep better...have a GREAT night, you two, you're quite the duo!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
The fat guy in the orange suit that keeps appearing throughout the movie is an FAA agent, keeping an eye on Donnie because of the plane crash and the secret he's supposed to keep about the plane's missing serial numbers.
Donnie is diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic, but his doctor (Dr. Thurmond played by Katherine Ross), but she reveals at the end of the movie that she's been giving him PLACEBO medication the ENTIRE time, which suggests that she doesn't believe he really is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Donnie is given a book by his science teacher who can't tell him too much about time travel because it could jeopardize his job. The book is called "The Tangent Universe" - concepts are similar to those of a parallel universe.
FRANK, Donnie's imaginary friend, is actually Elizabeth's (his sister, in RL and the movie) BOYFRIEND who at the end of the movie RUNS OVER AND KILLS Donnie's girlfriend by accident.
Donnnie drives Gretchen up to the top of the mountain near their home and at the same time that the plane is crashing, Donnie goes back to the past to Oct. 1 and Gretchen is alive again. Then the movie starts over. At the moment that the plane is crashing, it's really a PORTAL of time travel that has opened up - that's what the 28 days, 11 hourse, etc is about. Donnie said that Frank told him THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END. It's true, but the world ends for DONNIE, not everyone else.
DD, my FIL got turned onto The Pogues years ago by me and my husband, fell instantly in love (being the drunk he is) and bought up everything Pogues he could get his decrepit old claws on. To this day, the ol git STILL blasts that stuff @ 150 million decibels when he's drunk.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/22/2009 -
1:48am.Any questions?
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Yes I got questions...(you haven't seen it in a month - lol)...The creepy rabbit and the monster bubbles?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:25am.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:45am.
who wants fudge?
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Thanks, but I've reached my quota. My teefs are all chocolatey
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oh perfect! i made peanut butter fudge!
hey.. you've got your teeth on my fudge!
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I'll keep posting as I remember stuff...
Wikipedia has an EXCELLENT THOROUGH synopsis of Donnie Darko.
It's just about my very most favorite movie. I'll explain it as best as I can.
It's a movie about TIME TRAVEL and how our lives can change for ourselves and others based on the decisions we make.
The beginning and ending of the movie are the same. Donnie is in his bed and the plane crashes through and kills him. At the end of the movie, Donnie has already lived the story you've already seen, but he knows now that he's going to die and his girlfriend is going to live because he's going to consciously make the choice.
The plane that falls out of the sky and hits the Darko household is never accounted for. The "agents" make the Darkos sign off on the incident and tell them to NEVER talk about the plane - that is, that they could not find or match the serial number. Maggie G says "They don't know where it came from" - it basically came from the future or the past - depending on which way you're looking at what I call "the endless loop of the movie."
At the end of the movie, when the TFF song covered by Gary Jules "Mad World" plays, you see all the people whose lives were affected by Donnie Darko and also their personal/private pain.
I haven't seen the movie in about a month, so that's the best synopsis I can give at the moment.
Any questions?
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:40am.
OK. Since it's just you and me, will you please explain the whole Donnie Darko. I netflix'd it because you have mentioned it on a number of occasions, and I was like wha???
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it's got the one really good song.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:58am.
off to write a letter, folks! you silly people are always fun... see ya all later!
*leaves credit card*.. drinks on me!
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that's not a.. HEY WAIT!!!
okay guys... says here we're only 6 purchases away from a free sub. yay.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:39am.
Thx, Scarf. When's your birfday?
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Next week - woo-hoo!
Did you do anything exciting for yours?
I hold my boobs like the gal in your avie when they're tender. It only happens when I drink 100% whole milk.
OK. Since it's just you and me, will you please explain the whole Donnie Darko. I netflix'd it because you have mentioned it on a number of occasions, and I was like wha???
Thx, Scarf. When's your birfday?
DD - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I just had mine yesterday, Centy. How many are you gonna be? I have 46! SHIT.FUCK.DAMN.
Hi Scarf! I think its just you me right now. Lightweights went to bed. The H. is in the living room TRANSFIXED by The San Francisco Opera's "Nutcracker." I saw it once when I was kid. I don't need to relive it. Do you think my husband is gay?
Goodnight everyone, thanks for the nice chats and great laughs, as always....
Remember, my birthday's the 24th, so start buying gifts NOW.
Ha!
Centy xo
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:45am.
who wants fudge?
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Thanks, but I've reached my quota. My teefs are all chocolatey
I just got here and most everyone has left.
*cuts in*
DD & Centy - you still here?
When's your birfday Cappy?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:58am.
off to write a letter, folks! you silly people are always fun... see ya all later!
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AN ACTUAL *LETTER*?? How anachronistic! Fits your avie, tho! I have a vintage coat like that. A toast to the OLDEN DAYS!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:02am.
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I'm a Capricorn! You know, PhD's are supposedly the most unhappy people in the world, there have been studies on this. I read it in the NY Times! Ha.
My take on it is that the smarter you are, the more you think, the more you realize that there are a million opportunities and you can only have one at a time, therefore resentment brews.
I have a feeling you are pretty, this may sound sexist, but pretty girls in university settings tend not to do well.
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It's been a nice chat. I suppose in the university setting I may have been an outlier, meaning I wasn't the unkempt pimply fat chick with a food gorging disorder. LoL
Are you out for the night? Have a good rest!
Peaches, you have to start reading from the beginning, but if you start at around page 5 you can see what was said. It was really about drinkking, not God, but I did get chased around the website for mentioning HIS name. Really, if you have the time, read the whole thread, I did. It took about an hour, but it was well worth it.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:41am.
Loreena McKennitt - Mummer's Dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7sH5QLyXY
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares to You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
(I wish she had stayed in the game!0
Night ESE! And night all, imma help myself to some fudge and keep it for after I have something proper to eat. Tummy is grumbling something terrible right now.
Have a good night peeps.
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DD, You'd think the PH.Ds would be happy with the PH.D., but NOOOOO,
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I'm a Capricorn! You know, PhD's are supposedly the most unhappy people in the world, there have been studies on this. I read it in the NY Times! Ha.
My take on it is that the smarter you are, the more you think, the more you realize that there are a million opportunities and you can only have one at a time, therefore resentment brews.
I have a feeling you are pretty, this may sound sexist, but pretty girls in university settings tend not to do well.
I actually have some background in this opinion, I worked in college publishing for years, and visited many universities and developed relationships.
I suck at waitressing, too! And it is so too bad, my brother owns a restaurant and he has banned me...and I really can't blame him...it's pretty sad when your own brother won't take a few bullets for your incompetence...but mine was just too much!
I think you should follow your heart...the yoga instructor thing sounds great, I do yoga a few times a week and it has helped me so greatly with my fragile emotional state....you'd help so many people and you could really feel good about yourself at the end of your working day.
Anyway, I have enjoyed our chat. I really like you and perhaps one day we will meet, one never knows what the future holds....:)
Centy xo
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
off to write a letter, folks! you silly people are always fun... see ya all later!
*leaves credit card*.. drinks on me!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:51am.
you stepped in and stepped out so quickly!... have a happy, Italics!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."