Monday, December 21st 2009
Beyonce Is A True Artist!
After dinner with Jay-Z at Marea in NYC the other night, Beyonce just couldn't ignore her desire to create art so she put this work together using her leftovers. They tell me it's supposed to be a reindeer. Maybe this is Rudolph's stoner cousin Rodney the Red-Eyed Reindeer?
Obviously, Beyonce mastered noodle art while making a charity visit to Basement Baby one cold autumn night. We all know that Solange is the da Vinci of macaroni art. Beyonce learned from the best and she should really give credit where credit is due!
Source: Eater NY (Thanks Brian)
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U_2Dolla_WHORE:
go finish licking beyonces cooch and earn your paycheck bitch. and racist much? geez what a shame. and if i were rhianna id rather be from barbados, a gorgeous carribean island i might add, then be some country ghetto slut from texas.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
seeing that makes me feel physically sick, her ego's big enough that she messes with her leftovers and then takes pictures? this is almost as disgusting as the mucus covered hankerchief ScarJo auctioned off. who the hell wants to see your leftovers? get your ego to the priory stat!
The antlers are part of the plate. She did the green shit which, as I said before, looks like snot.
MK this rates right up there with showing us pussy all the time. pussy with a hat, pussy scratching dog, pussy giving birth to more pussies
enough already i can take no more pussy
Wow! This made all the blogs LOL!!! Only Beyonce... the BOSS B1TCH... could have her leftovers framed & discussed.
speaking of parents... barbadian slut... do you live in a shack & sell trinkets out of the trunk if your Kia Sport like your herpes idol's father? Did you know she claimed the herpes outbreak on her lip is a scar? a scar that comes & goes randomly? LOLOL I know right?! :-D The GQ interview scan is here bew ---> http://i48.tinypic.com/5kjat4.jpg
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Rihanna- I Just Gave You Herpes Video
ho hum what a pathetic distraction attempt. and speaking of which, why wait till now to file for divorce when they've been separated for years? could it be because the tiger woods scandal is at the top of the news and now britney murphys death? shit i smell desperation and it smells alot like dirty lacefronts, smelly armpits, and bad breath. oh; i'm sorry; i just described beyonces new perfume.
and on that note,
MickeyHolland
LisaRose
xerquina
all of the above are beyonce stans, staff or family members. and my 7 year old cousin has produced better art than this.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
There are fucktards out there who would pay good money for that. KANYE.
I for one am impressed.
Nice reindeer.
He's smoking weed and prancing over to sniff some diarhhea.
'Tis the season.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
This is such bullshit. It's obvious that the reindeer was on the plate to begin with, and she maybe touched it up a little after she inhaled whatever was on the plate.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
If you look closely, you can see a hair from her blonde wig...
Period blood, boogers, and liquid shit - BARF.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 6:30pm.
Beyonce had leftovers?
OH SNAP! xD
Can't hate b/c I think it's pretty cute.
Yeah, I'll leave my Dlisted badge at the door :(
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It's a pretty good reindeer.
Shame it looks like the drunk reindeer spray vomited all over the snow though.
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I don't like Beyonce's music but anyway I hate how submissive she acts around Jay. As if it's necessary for her to bow down to him. It gets on my nerves. That's a pretty good reindeer though.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I once made some springy looking things from pipe cleaners...I'm an artist.
i love how dlisters hate on the most mundane of things. LOL
Look at what she did with the sauce...imagine what she does with Jay-Z's sperm. :[
Happy Solstice Happy Solstice!
*runs through thread naked*
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Gross. What the hell kind of food is that? It's not artistic looking at someone's greasy dirty dinner plate.
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I actually like it and like when people make art from unusual things. I'm wondering what the red is?
Please, Beyonce and her fake ass marriage to Gay Z...
Yep. Looks like snot.
She sneezed and got a bloody nose.
Big deal.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
LMAO! Beyonce has been 30 for over 5 years!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 6:34pm.
starving for her art!
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Hmmm...looking at her, I imagine she wouldn't know the meaning of starving. She's not fat now, but wait until she hits 30. She's going to look like Mo'nique.
All I know is some photog thought this was worth photographing and selling and worse yet, someone bought it. Then again, I wouldn't have left this message if he hadn't, so how meta.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
If it was real she would make a coat out of the poor bugger.
That is actually kind of gross looking...
Cute. Beyonce's folks are getting divorced, Michael K.
starving for her art!
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Hmmm...looking at her, I imagine she wouldn't know the meaning of starving. She's not fat now, but wait until she hits 30. She's going to look like Mo'nique.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Submitted by Jezrael on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Expect to see this on a House of Diarrhea dress in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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Or, next year's Christmas cards.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Beyonce had leftovers?
Somebody below wrote that she probably paid $50 for 3 bites. And look at her--she wasted a whole bite of that to create this! I m telling you, she is a true artist-- starving for her art!
BTW, did the restaurant accept this high calibre art in lieu of payment to frame and hang it up?
wow, she must be bored.
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Everybody plays the fool (sometimes)....
There's no exception to the rule;
It may be factual may be cruel (I ain't lying)
Everybody plays the fool
Did she lick the plate off to get the shiny plate background?
What's next, her doody-art in the toilet at Nobu?
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Seriously? I bet she paid like $50 for about three bites of food. WASTEFUL!
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Next she's gonna pull out a drawing she did for her parents in the 3rd grade. It'll make headlines.
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What's even sadder than that plate is that it made the news. *mad frown* :-(
What the fuck did she eat? A plate of snot and bloody boogers??
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I guess Tina Knowles never taught her not to play with her food.
when your man looks like a camel, make a reindeer
she is totally like the next picasso
O-m-g
double post
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
oh for fuck's sakes...
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I...ugh...there goes my lunch...
no me jodas!
Expect to see this on a House of Diarrhea dress in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
That's pretty good, actually. I am guessing Jay-Z is not the best dinner conversationalist.
This totally explains the crappy designs from The House of Dereon. :p
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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