You Can't Take Wino Anywhere
Picture this: You're sitting in a crowded theater quietly sipping a thermos filled with whiskey while trying to enjoy international legend Mickey Rooney in a panto production of Cinderella when you suddenly you hear some crazy crackie shouting all kinds of curse words at the actors on stage. You turn around and watch as Amy Wino tries to castrate the house manager by kicking him in the dick. Okay, since I put it that way, I should really change my headline to read: You Should Take Wino EVERYWHERE! Seriously, Wino still knows how to put on a show.
The Sun reports that during a production of Cinderella, Wino made parents stick their fingers in their kids' ears after she shouted stuff at the actors like: "Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me!"
When the house manager tried to get her to leave, Wino pulled his hair, punched at him and kicked him in the crotch. This is Wino's way of saying, "No, thank you."
It didn't stop there. After the performance, Wino, who was there to see one of her friends in the show, met up with the actors backstage. While meeting Anthea Turner, the woman playing the Fairy Godmother, Wino bled on her after a cut she had on her arm opened up.
Anthea was last seen running through the streets of Camden early this morning screaming about ice pops and Blaaaake. Unfortunately, Anthea is a Winozombie now.
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Amy looks like Dory on Finding Nemo. Color her blue.
Just keep swimming just keep swimming...
She's The Christmas Spirit of Scary Drunk or High Relatives.
Amy Winehouse, the re-gift on two legs finally dispenses wisdom on Facebook:
Amy Jade Civil- ain't saying no more.Yesterday at 7:07pm
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"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Wino is hideous but if you are from the uk chances are you'll find Anthea Turner more repulsive. It's hard to explain but she's a bit 'Stepford wifey'. Here's a video of her presenting kids TV where she got hit by a motor cycle and her hair exploded! (if you're interested in that kinda sick thing.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59vXMOpmJk
Why would anyone invite this skank to a childrens play? You should know something bad is going to happen. She is the female version of Pete Doherty.
I was ready to write this bitch off for going back to that loathsome bucket of toilet scum Blaaaaake but if she keeps traumatizing children and kicking people in the crotch I might change my mind.
I wonder how come nothing ever happens to her, she attackas people and no one gives her a beating for it....
You can't kick someone in the crotch, pull their hair for nothing and have nothing coming back to
you.
It seems the theater manager will sue her. And I think he will win and she will be thrown in jail. But it's gonna be celebrity jail, you know... three months and cleaning streets for the paps.
LMAO @ island g
First thing after clicking on this site and seeing Wino's schnoz, I thought it looked a little 'girrafish'
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:16am.
That's an insult to the giraffe. The giraffe is cute, and doesn't fuck up the other giraffe's good time.
Separated at birth?
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I cannot even keep up wıth Crackıe Monster anymore!
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A shiny example of someone who couldn't handle the instant fame. It went straight from up her nose to her head. You're good, honey, but you're far from being the greatest that ever lived. Get over yourself.
Well, her singing career is over.
Luckily, there's always Mel's Diner.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
needs to be shanked....now
She's so hilariously sad. More than likely because I only have to watch her drama from afar. I would have been beyond pissed if I had paid for a show and had it interrupted by her antics.
and totally random, but are her freckles real? They seem drawn on!
@ angel_i
Happy Solstice, darling angel!
Do you think she has those freckles tattooed on or does she sped time every morning penciling them on?
Like Pete Doherty, I can't help but love her crackalacking ways, but at a distance, of course. I'd love it more if she cleaned up and went back to work, but it might unfortunately be too late already for her voice AND brain. Oh well, maybe she can hook up with Petey and be the most cracktacular crackhead couple of all time *sigh*
Skankdozer
A Skank that bulldozes her way through everyone elses life
Wino and dreamboat should both be locked up and the key throw away.
its bruce bitch...
(it's a fad!)
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He's the guy that steals your wallet, then helps you look for it.
I really hate this crackhead. Seriously hate her. She's an obnoxious ass.
And yes, she had 1 good album. But frankly, after seeing her live performances even when she wasn't as drugged up as usual, I think she's way the fuck overrated.
Amy needs to drop dead and take her haunted beehive back to hell.
Why on earth hasn't this thing hooked onto the Dreamboat and just imploded??
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He's the guy that steals your wallet, then helps you look for it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:55pm.
so nice.
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y thank u! Blessed Be:)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
The sun is born again today!
We greet the sun's first morning ray!
We sing and celebrate the light!
The sun born in the longest night!
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so nice.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
We are all in agreement that the nose freckles are fake, right?
So, what is the expiration date on fame?
She had one album 3(?) years ago and has become a professional crackhead since then.
How does this woman pay her bills? Her AquaNet (Supreme Hold) alone must be $100 a month.
Sunrise at 9.23am in Iqualit tomorrow! W00T
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Where the hell is that, dude?
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Can-a-da.
Just south of Santa's workshop.
Are you high?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
Great...should we run around around in lttle sun outfits and pretend to wake up...or something?
Howdy Angel!!!
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Sure! Why not! That's what we did! LOL!
Howdy, not scary version of Manimal5! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Am I the only one that loves her crazy ass! Every time she pulls shit like this she cracks me up!
Team Wino baby!!! woot woot
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
Great...should we run around around in lttle sun outfits and pretend to wake up...or something?
Howdy Angel!!!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
The sun is born again today!
We greet the sun's first morning ray!
We sing and celebrate the light!
The sun born in the longest night!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Sunrise at 9.23am in Iqualit tomorrow! W00T
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Where the hell is that, dude?
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:28pm.
Hey, Angel, I was thinking about you today. If you celebrated last night or tonight, and what it was like.
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I just got back from a huge parade through the streets to an enormous bonfire with 5 drumming bans and fire spinners and stilters and AAAAAAAH! SO HAPPEH!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
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Showings of 'The Nutcracker' all over London now have bouncers at the door in preparation.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
The sun is born again today!
We greet the sun's first morning ray!
We sing and celebrate the light!
The sun born in the longest night!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Sunrise at 9.23am in Iqualit tomorrow! W00T
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Hey, Angel, I was thinking about you today. If you celebrated last night or tonight, and what it was like.
Happy Solstice Everybody!
The sun is born again today!
We greet the sun's first morning ray!
We sing and celebrate the light!
The sun born in the longest night!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Amy is mouthing "Bah Humbug".. I know....I can read lips....Love Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
The audience should have taken turns kicking her in the pussy-bone. Drugged out Roach who will not die.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
OMG, that story has everything! A marriage proposal, profane language, physical assault, open wounds and blood-letting, zombies... lol
As much as Wino should feel thoroughly ashamed of herself and really shouldn't be allowed out of the house, I did get a kick out of reading that (I know, I know...).
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Manimal5,
If you can find audio from the above antics, sample that over some ska, and I believe you have just produced Wino's next album!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Ahhaha... this story is delicious from beginning to end. If you scabby bleed all over the Fairy Godmother is that bad luck?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Last summer, I attended THE live performance of my dreams and spent a small fortune on tickets. The entire evening, which should have been a glorious experience, was spoiled by two loud and obnoxious drunken idiot women sitting in front of me.
This is what makes me mad . . . people saved to buy tickets to take their kids to the panto. It was probably a very expensive deal for familes and this selfish, drugged up, drunken attention seeking lout crashes the theatre and spoils eveything. She should personally refund everyone's ticket price.
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God I can't wait until her new album comes out...oh wait...there is no album...does she even perform anymore?
I'm gonna sidle up next to the other outraged posters. This oxygen thief has been allowed to cavort and caper all over the globe at everyone's expense for what?? Being an overrated, hideously ugly, screeching "soul" singer? Please. I saw this bullshit coming the moment that drek of an album hit the radio.
i'm almost over my wino addiction.
soooo close!
ps: fuck you, amy!
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Hell yeah, Wino, don't let Dreamboat Doherty steal your thunder!
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I like boring things.
I can't believe it! Families brought little kids to watch a "Cinderella" play for Christmas, and this deluded junkie screams obscenities, disrupts the play, attacks the theater manager and ruins everyone's evening at the theater, and they didn't throw her out and arrest her for disorderly behavior and assault?