Tuesday, December 22nd 2009
Now You Too Can Have Hair Like A Fist Pumpin' Guido Douche
If you've ever wanted to have a douche crown of gel thorns on your head, then watch this video from the NYDN of Jersey Shore's very own Pauly D.
Pauly D teaches you how to look like you've just fallen out of Victoria Gotti's vagina. It will only take ten tubes of "Spikuh" and enough hairspray to make the ozone layer quit this bitch.
My only question is, does Pauly D always keep a handful of plastic safety tips in his pocket? Because that hair is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. If Pauly D was going down on you and he didn't keep his spikes protected, he could stab you in the damn stomach with those things! You'd end up in the ER with a cut up stomach (not like The Situation's) and an unhappy cooch.
(Thanks Rebecca)
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Mama never told him he wuz special...
Disgusting waste of oxigen, not only is he breathing it in and out but also ruining the atmosphere with that can of spray.
Someone please put him out of his misery... quickly.
TTFN
I love that the guys on the show take care of themselves way better than the girls. The girls pretty much have no game and look like they smell like the bottom of Lindsay Lohan's purse. I guess you could call me a girlfag or something because I want a dude that takes care of it all. Ha.
But I'll pass on these dudes, though him and Vinny are the better looking ones.
really and i hope jersey goes the way of california when the world ends. is everyone in that cesspool of a place we call a state straight off the boat. even on wife swap this dumb jersey bitch was so clueless talking about class shit jersey ppl wouldn't know class if it hit them in the head with an elephant dick
I really can't with all the hair glop, but he's a sweet kid.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
I hope he never gets close to an open flame with that hair, because it will be gone in a second...
i hate myself for thinking this person is kinda cute...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I'm old enough to be his...aunt! He's adorable!
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R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
I wanna see what he does with his pubes.
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There's nothing worse than a man who waxes his armpits. There's something very disturbing about it.
LMAO thank you so much for that, MK. So that's how Bart Simpson does his hair. I bet he could tackle the soap scum in the shower like no other.
I. Can't.
Nope.
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I guess I'm old fashioned, but men who wax their eyebrows (unnecessarily), spend way too much time on their hair, and wax their pits are unattractive. There's only enough room for one girl in the relationship and that's me.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I hate to admit this, but I find these guido guys totally hot. Yum.
Omg when I first saw this show I had to call up my friends bcuz they reminded me of them so much!!
Haha except the're not Italian but Arabic (Jordan) there's like 4 of them and there worse then me and my gf's when it comes to looks...
They have a life time supply of gel in there bathroom haha I had to call my frind in there to see when I saw that they had more gel then toilet paper...
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Du'hewwd. Fuck.
Dude's got his hayah routine DOWN! In one day, he works on his "do" about as much as I do in a yeayah.
I decided I'm not pronouncing, nohah am I typing the "ah's" at the end of words foh the rest of the day.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If I didn't know any better I would have thought I was watching a spoof video..and that bowl hair before he puts all these products!!..scary...
His pillow and bedding must be glued to his bed and the wall next to it. He thinks he looks good? What a dilusional joke. Why does he talk funny? Isn't English grammar taught in NJ? I hope he is gay he would look great in a dress or a teddy.
his hair is priceless
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:17am.
Ew! I just had the worst imagining of making out with a guy like that...and you slide your hands up his chest and along and around the back of his neck; up through his WHAT THE FUCK! YOUR HAIR JUST BIT MY FINGERS!
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ok - that shit made me laugh. thanks angel_i
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No wunduh, Pauly D is from RI. Wicked pissah hayuh.
Does he wax his pits?
It's still hard to believe people like this even exist.
Ew! I just had the worst imagining of making out with a guy like that...and you slide your hands up his chest and along and around the back of his neck; up through his WHAT THE FUCK! YOUR HAIR JUST BIT MY FINGERS!
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
His hair has a "perimetuh"?
Aww. I can't hate on Pauly D. He seems like a nice kid, even though he did bite Bart Simpson's look.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:01am.
I wonder how many containers of gel he goes through a week. With all that gel seeping into his brain, its no wonder he's so dumb.
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Agree...plus he'll probably be bald before he hits 40yo anyway.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
I wonder how many containers of gel he goes through a week. With all that gel seeping into his brain, its no wonder he's so dumb.
he might as well just go to beauty school, looks like he would be good at it.
If yowah not usin' Spikeuh, you don't have a blowout. It's a molduh and a shapuh.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:31am.
I'm sure he has a nice personality and is kind to small furry mammals.
LOL- no doubt!
Yuck. Imagine what the walls of his bathroom must look like. That spray shit flyin' all over the place while he plasters his hair. And that "Spike" gel ain't no game, that is some SURRIOUS hair goo.
The amount he uses frightens me.
Even this trick had the awareness to look a WEE bit embarrassed. I don't hold out much hope for him, though....
That video was PRODUCED@?!?
getthefuckout
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The Guidos need to give up the Frankie Avalon helmut hair from the 50s.
These dudes can't be a good lay...how can they get all passionate and sweaty without mussing their hair.
I had the hair, but sadly not the bod or face.
Rick was da bomb.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
what an embarassing human being
Why don't these people just realize that they look terrible?
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
i can't even imagine how much hairspray is on the walls and floors...i wonder if he ever get stuck. i'm having flashbacks of me spraying my poof circa '89. I had a hairspray spot on my bathroom wall...ahahaha
What a douche! I thought he was one of those moronic Gotti kids.
I could nevah go out with a guy who spends more time on his hair, and in the mirrah than I do!
jizz & cum over
walking talking eco- *holds up can...sccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cough cough cough* -disaster, .....Not to mention STD clinics most regular visitor I'll bet.
....I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
@ loozer....Dr. Noah Drake....YUMMY!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I will PAY him to go to Italy and look like that over there, oh nevermind the asshole doesn't even know Italian. But, he isn't ugly though, I'd give him that.
ah yes Loozer .. this Gui-doh! has nothin' on Dr. Noah Drake. He was the hawt back in the day.
What an idiot. He's so serious about it, too.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
wouldn't it be great if he started loosing his hair because of all this hair bullshit he goes through. i give it 2 years.
"Molduh","shaypuh","perimetuh"...It's no wonduh he's a lookuh! HA!!! (J/K about the "lookuh" part--he's not that hot).
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Egg white's are just as good ya fOKIN MOOOOORAWN!
Somewhere in a bathroom in PA, Jon Gosselin is trying this out...
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