LeAnn & Dean Want To Get This Shit Over With
LeAnn Rimes wanted to quickly wash her hands of Dean Rainbow Sherbert, so that they would be completely free to grope on Eddie Cibrian's dirty genitals. People reports that on the same day Dean filed for divorce from LeAnn, they agreed on a divorce settlement. The details of the settlement will not be released due to something I've never ever heard of called "privacy." I'll Google that later. Here's what the settlement document says:
"The [settlement] shall not be filed in this proceeding due to the parties mutual desire to maintain their respective rights to privacy."
Hopefully, LeAnn slipped enough cash in Dean's Lisa Frank wallet to buy him the best dick money can buy! Dean has earned it.
LeAnn and Dean's marriage will officially be dead and buried on June 19, 2010. June 19th is not only the day Dean gets to frolic freely through fields of peen, but it's also my birthday.
In other news, June 19th was just declared the gayest day of the year.
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so he's a hobo...but leann rimes gets hotter with time....
WTF? Falkor is WAY prettier than her.
That being said, so is her hubby, errr soon to be ex hubby. I like his face. LeAnn has those Hilary chompers.
TEETH
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:48pm.
Too bad. She still looks like the flying dog thing in "Never Ending Story". Ugh what a fug.
That is an insult to Falkor. lol
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
He's prettier than she is.
"Lisa Frank wallet"
LOL!
Anyone else think Dean was a (geigh) golddigger who is crying all the way to the bank?
I've never understood these two. Get that money Dean.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Too bad. She still looks like the flying dog thing in "Never Ending Story". Ugh what a fug.
Bye Bye Dean and HELLO Eddie Cibrian.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:41am.
gay men with bad taste are a dime a dozen. And perhaps this is his way to appear "str8" LOL...anyway, he should just get that money...gay or not, she cheated on him publicly...he should have filed divorce for adultery instead of the standard ireconciliable differences.
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If he sued her for adultery, she could sue him for fraud the way Squinty Zellweger sued Kenny Chesney because he was a closeted gaybee too (still is). He wouldn't dare have her parade his deepest secrets out to the tabloids, so irreconcilable differences it is!
Submitted by Granny Frump on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:53am.
Why would a rich, straight woman marry a man for whom vagina is as kryptonite? What's the point of bearding for a broke dude?
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I have a theory. It involves creepy daddy/manager types who sneak into the bedroom in the middle of the night with a can of Crisco.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
good God, she's hideous looking.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by bitchest bitch on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:01am.
a gay unicorn has been returned to the forest
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LMAO....well said!
You know LeAnn is a freak in bed. I guarantee.
a gay unicorn has been returned to the forest
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:36am.
has ethel merman
as his ring tone
I love Few Words! Pops up every once in a while with a true gem of a post. :)
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:44am.
Ooh, nice ass.
That's the first thing Sheremet will buy with his divorce settlement.
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He strikes me as a power bottom though ;-)
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I was imagining him tossing it like Kim Kardassian.
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Bottom-feeder.
They look more lıke sleepıng cousıns than husband and wıfe.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:44am.
Ooh, nice ass.
That's the first thing Sheremet will buy with his divorce settlement.
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He strikes me as a power bottom though ;-)
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Did anyone see their house on MTV's "Cribs"
Poor Dean is of the Christopher Lowell school of gay. Like the ladies in the Omaha suburbs would think he's sophisticated and ask him where to put their mauve chaise in the living room.
Michael, June 19th is my birthday too! :) Very cool
Hopefully the guy she is with now is an upgrade from this turd. His forehead is enormous and his haircut sucks.
She's no beauty but she DOES have a vagina and I've always found that an invaluable asset for getting straight dick. Really it's the only requirement for a lot of guys, whether they admit it or not. Everything else is icing on the cake. What's her story? Why would a rich, straight woman marry a man for whom vagina is as kryptonite? What's the point of bearding for a broke dude?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:31am.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:19am.
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He strikes me as the kind that aspires to play the abused twink in gay S&M porn.
***That's It!! I knew he reminded me of someone. There was a gay porn actor in the 90's named Beau Saxon! Dean could be his brother.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:46am.
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Heeheheeee...
LOL, Island Girl! Probably was!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
He's gayer than a pair of ruby slippers and she probably had that hillbilly-in-heat thing going on, so yeah, it was inevitable.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:41am.
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Ooh, nice ass.
That's the first thing Sheremet will buy with his divorce settlement.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's squinting for the camera, he's looking at the camera man's nether regions.
hahaha...June 19 is my square sister's birthday!
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What gay man would get that haircut??
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gay men with bad taste are a dime a dozen. And perhaps this is his way to appear "str8" LOL...anyway, he should just get that money...gay or not, she cheated on him publicly...he should have filed divorce for adultery instead of the standard ireconciliable differences.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
I hope it takes everything the cheatin fuckin whore has... then dick slaps that big stupid forehead of hers...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What gay man would get that haircut??
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Gay guys get fists up their butt. They can do ANTYHING.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
What would MK call them? Two boring bunches of boiled broccoli or something. He needs a new tag.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
You can actually see her eyes! Well, kinda.
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
Wow look MK- they dont have their heads touching in this pic lol
That being said I would totally bang him. Over and over and over again...
has ethel merman
as his ring tone
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:19am.
Woo-Hoo! June 19th is Gay Day!
My gaydar goes ballistic with pics of Dean. However, I know have some doubt creeping in. What gay man would get that haircut??
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He strikes me as the kind that aspires to play the abused twink in gay S&M porn.
she is so plain looking...blah, bor-ing!
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:21am.
even garmin detects his gayness
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
the gayest gay that ever gayed.. gayer than a picnic basket or clutch purse on Tony night.
ok I'll stop. But only to say that LeeAnn has a donkey face.
even garmin detects his gayness
it's my birthday too!
They are twins and he's not straight(if u didn't know it when they first got together, you are deaf,dumb AND blind).
End of Story
Woo-Hoo! June 19th is Gay Day!
My gaydar goes ballistic with pics of Dean. However, I know have some doubt creeping in. What gay man would get that haircut??
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:15am.
Glad they're in no hurry: 6mo? WTF?
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Maybe the poor gay blade's hoping to cash in on LeAnne's "Greatest Hits" CD first.
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Bottom-feeder.
Glad they're in no hurry: 6mo? WTF?
ROFL @Raul Duke!
Meanwhile, I've already made a note of June 19th in my 2010 planner...
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 9:11am.
Dean, you're so gay when you fell outta the gay tree, you hit every gay branch on the way down. then you landed on a gay man. then you did him.
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...not that there's anything wrong with that.
He looks greasy - the kind of grease one builds up masturbating to internet porn all day.
Dean, you're so gay when you fell outta the gay tree, you hit every gay branch on the way down. then you landed on a gay man. then you did him.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.