Salad Porn

She's a liar; she's a total pig on that show; yes, I've watched it, funny that one of the shows I watched was Reggie yelling at her for leaving a half eaten salad bowl in the bathroom! Everthing they do is so fake and only for the show.

Anyway, I thought only Kramer ate/made salad in the bathroom. LOL

That commercial was unfortunate, but I can forgive them because I ate a burger at Hardee's the other day and it was delicious--one of the best burgers I've had in quite some time.

That apple slice came in her mouth - that was great!

AMEN kaz! in a way i'm glad these stupid no talent karTRASHian skanks are everywhere, people will be on overload with their stupid asses anytime now...

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

I'm late to the party, but i just had to let everyone know she's easily the biggest asshole i've ever seen. That's all

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She bores me.

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Anything to get more exposure, jeez. I am so sick of her.

MK, I'd add ice cream to that list.

Is it me, or do those two pillows behind her look like gigantic wrinkly ball sacks?

Yes there's nothing better than a salad when your cleaning off your ass crud in a tub.

What the FUCK? "The best things in life are messy" - and then they cut to a shot of her tits. Klassy.

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How do you get such gorgeous hair and skin?! WOW. Is your daily protein diet semen? I hate carls jr and hardees. What a waste of money I could have.

Note: To all the females out there who think sex is everything....Love will find you and then you will be good for nothing....

How do you get such gorgeous hair and skin?! Is your daily protein diet semen? damn. I hate hardees and carls jr. What a waste of money.

Note: To all the females who think sex is everything dont worry love will find you and then you will be good for nothing. Just everyone shut up.

Miss Sexy Panties

Men in the bathtub sound very appealing LOL

Miss Sexy Panties

I just lost 32 seconds of my life watching that skank lick mystery glop off an apple slice.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

*Submitted by ginger_t on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:09pm.
Carl's Jr:

This makes me think of black curly pubic hairs in your salad bar. Appetite officially ruined. Not that I eat at your crap "restaurant" anyway

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, me too! I don't want to think of people sexing up mah food!

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Wow, she's gorgeous. Plus she swallows. Extra points.

too bad she is famous for nothing...and that voice...yech....I really cannot stand the Kardashian's there show totally sucks...but Kim is easier to look at than Parasite, but why do they always have to work the sex angle...I know they have no brain, not a one of them, but still I used to like Carl's Jr. a little bit, but I am a woman, and Kim does nothing to promote me to eat a salad...and that is the whole point of the damn thing, right?? MOst men don't eat salads, women do...so why does Kim promote a salad...makes no damn sense..

I think she looks incredibly hot. Good for her. And I have no idea what the fuck Carl Jr. Is cuz I dont think they have them in Florida and I dont eat fast food anyway.

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I'd NEVER eat anything off the Carl's Jr. menu...but I'd happily eat Kim all day long.Great commercial.

Their salads are disgusting to begin with. And what's up with not having Thousand Island dressing? Fuckers.
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uggh.. I hate salad now.

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Something tells me they filmed an alternate version of this. Salad delivery man at the door, hole cut in the bottom of the salad plate, "Did someone order the salad with extra sausage?" Cue the brownchickenbrowncow music.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:29pm.

@Sandbitch:

PWND!!! See?! You luv them too!

Except, yeah - these new hos have nothing on the last three. And whatsername is beyond forgettable. The twins are really lucky that they're twins and they know it.

PWND - what that?

And don't get me started on Kendra. Painful to watch a whore trying to act suddenly pure.

And I want her house.

they just said 'horizontal to horizontal" on the knitting show i'm vaguely watching, and THAT was sexier than khloe kardassian.

(ooh, they just said "go into the first bump"! hot!)

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I wish I were that innocent with food in my house

@Sandbitch:

PWND!!! See?! You luv them too!

Except, yeah - these new hos have nothing on the last three. And whatsername is beyond forgettable. The twins are really lucky that they're twins and they know it.

ON TOPIC: Really - it doesn't take more than a coupla words to cover the topic of this ho and her ginormous booty.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:41am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:34am.

---Prolly just waiting for Girls of the Playboy Mansion to start. Ha! Never gonna let her live that Hugh Hefner
as a role model shit down...
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I LUV HIM, HATER! DEAL WITH IT!

PS. I only watched it once...well, after the first season...and yes I WAS waiting for the Girls Next Door - so there!:P

I tried to watch, but their awful voices I couldn't bear. That and Bruce Jenner's frozen face scares the shit out.

And as for the latest batch of girls next door...VACANT VACANT VACANT. "I'm not the new Holly - Holly is the old me", what a larf. The only difference is the new bint has chunky legs. And the twins are about as entertaining as stuffed animals. A brain between them would be nice.

Whoops off T.

Carl's Jr: The viscous white "salad dressing" oozing off the apple slice that KK is seductively pushing into her puckered lips ... really? Really?

This makes me think of black curly pubic hairs in your salad bar. Appetite officially ruined. Not that I eat at your crap "restaurant" anyway.

Carl's Jr: The viscous white "salad dressing" oozing off the apple slice that KK is seductively pushing into her puckered lips ... really? Really?

This makes me think of black curly pubic hairs in your salad bar. Appetite officially ruined. Not that I eat at your crap "restaurant" anyway.

@2di4

Yeah, I agree, she's really pretty and has great skin, but that ASS is really disgusting and the fact that she is a celebrity makes me wanna vomit.

It is, however, ironically satisfying that she is more popular than Parisite who Kim was glomming on to way back when. THAT gives me a little satisfaction.

Still, though- TOO many overprivileged ASSHOLES making tons of money and for WHAT????

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:26am.

SEE! I blame the economy on them! That right there is what is wrong with America! If you can't afford it, ohhh wellll, charge it! *barfs*

Gah! I can't get over her FACE. It's just not right.

Oh, doggamn it. This was supposed to be in the Brody and what's her nuts thread.

And WHAT THE FUCK is this fuckery?

I must suck at life something fierce, because the sheer number of NOBODIES who are now "celebrities" making crazy ass mon-ay is TOTALLY depressing.

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She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
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She may be considered attractive/pretty by most people, but I must say she has ZERO sex appeal.

LOL PSL I was wondering where her stripper pole was?

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:34am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:29am.

angel, WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT SHIT???!!!

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PS. I only watched it once...well, after the first season...and yes I WAS waiting for the Girls Next Door - so there!:P

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yeah I take diet advice from fat lard asses that never work out and just get lipo and plastic surgery yeah I want their diet NOT
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox

Yup. This is just how I eat my ensalada. That's why Olive Garden banned me from all you can eat soup and salad lunches.

"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"

2Di4, ITA. The salads with chicken have tons of sodium. So not healthy.

Kim K is so pig'ish.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:29am.

angel, WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT SHIT???!!!

---Prolly just waiting for Girls of the Playboy Mansion to start. Ha! Never gonna let her live that Hugh Hefner as a role model shit down...

:)

2Di4:

I agree and I agree...

she's stıll a skankbıscuıt

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angel, WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT SHIT???!!!

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Those fast food salads will kill you. The McD's salad with fried chicken strips is WORSE than eating a big ass burger. And the dressing options are lousy too. Full of sugar. Not to mention the potential for spoilage. You're better off with something cooked.

BTW, since it's the end of the year and I am purging my soul in preparation for 2010, I'm going to fess up here and admit that I think Kim Hardasseatin is really pretty & has great hair and skin. Damn, I hate myself for even saying that.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:26am.
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Seriously?? Jaysus, all my mother ever told me was to act like a lady and keep my legs crossed. :)

Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:14am.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:11am.

That's nasty - did she just refer to getting pissed on while selling salad? What the hell is wrong with people? Who are these fucking people in my world? I don't get it. It's like I live in a world run by 12 year old boys.
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BOiiioiiioiiioiiing! You hit the nail on the head! Either it is run by 12 year old boys, or that is what they all think WE are.

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I think teens and tweens are the quickest buck too - cuz they're excited about spending; their entry into that world of spending, and they're dumb as rocks.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:22am.

Meanwhile, her mom-ager gets 10% of her earnings
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O. MY. GAH.

I decided to flip on Keeping up with...and Khloe was looking at houses and she wanted one that was 2 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS over whathisname's budget. So she called her mom and her mom says: You know what you gotta do? You gotta light some candles..you know...draw a warm bath, get some rose petals...you gotta sex him up a little, that'll help.

Whores, all.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:10am.

First of all, who the hell orders a SALAD at fast food? Like all of the sudden, the fast food joint is going to serve you something "healthy"? Come on now peeps! That shit is so laden with salt and fat and sugar, you might as well order the bugers.
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I do! Mcdonalds' Asian Chicken salad is yummy, low fat, with soy beans, tangerines, grilled chicken and lots of fresh greens. However, it is true you gotta be smart and not eat the Taco Salad with sourcream and olives with cheddar cheese fried meat, etc.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:08am.

I FFFUUCCKINNG LOOOVEE CAEESSARR SALLLAADDDD

oh and licking hairy assholes

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Licking the hairy asshole of a guy named Ceasar will unite your 2 loves...;-)

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I rarely eat salads anyway and when I do, there had better be a huge slab of meat comıng 'round the corner.

And who would flock there after seeıng thıs skankette puttıng pıckles ın her poon?!

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