Didn't They Just Shoot This Ten Seconds Ago?
Cameron Diaz and Tommy Girl shot a movie together like four eye blinks ago, and there's already a trailer out. It's called Knight & Day, which is a title I do not appreciate. I mean, that title should be reserved for the inevitable feature film starring Kath Day-Knight from Kath & Kim:
Okay, I guess I shouldn't be too bitched (I accidentally wrote that instead of "pissed" and it's staying) off since it's not called Day & Knight. But still.
Anyway, the trailer looks like something you've seen a million times before. While watching it I couldn't stop thinking about how they made Tommy Girl the same height as Pizza Face.
My guess is that Tommy Girl was rocking his Louboutins to give him BIG GIRL HEIGHT! Tommy Girl can kick, stretch and kick in his Louboutins. Suri taught him well.
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Right on Sandbitch, Jane Turner dancing is just hilarious.
Since I will never pay money to see him in anything ever again I won't be seeing this. It was too much to even watch a free trailer. He is just so disgusting. He is definitely wearing his crazy man grin in this one too. Ugh. Go away Tiny Tom, go far, far away.
I really hope this is panned to the point of major embarrassment for him.
This trailer is irrelevant as I have no intention of ever watching Tom Cruise in a new movie EVER again.
I liked the trailer... I probably would go and see it... if he was a British actor being sleazy and weird would be normal & he'd probably be in the Royal Shakespeare Company.
What I just saw was all sorts of wrong, I don't know what to say about it..I will have to see Avatar (which I was amazed by) twice in order for me to be convinced that movies are better when time is put into it..watching this trailer proves that most movies are written/conceptualized/produced/etc. in shit time...
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
Is there a point to that movie?
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who would bother to see a movie with either of these two?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . this looks like it will bomb!! On a positive note, however, TG does looks like he has more chemistry with Pizza Face than with Stepford Kuntie though; maybe he should consider her when hiring his next beard.
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"grand theft auto: tommy nites"
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 3:34pm.
OT - Does anyone else think it is funny that just above the box in which you write your comment it says, "Offensive comments may be deleted."
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The movies looks like as much fun as fingernails on a chalk board. MK I noticed that too, that Cameron looks shorter than Tom in some shots. Say what? lmao
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I really couldn't get into the clip...every time PizzaFace showed up, I was completely awed by how huge her mouth is.
It looks like a total yawn-athon.
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Doesn't Pizza Face's face look weird? It kind of looks like she's wearing a fucking mask ... I mean, a facial prosthetic.
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I like boring things.
i don't think it looks that bad...*walks self out thread*
however i still won't pay to see it. maybe when i'm treating myself to a triple theater....go see 3 movies pay for 1....
what??? times is ruff!
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He shoots people and blows things up
She screams and acts ditzy
No thanks.
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Maybe they gave tommygirl a pair of high heels. These two fugtards are about as exciting as a glass of rotten old milk.
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"pizzaface screaming
tommy screeching
and a partridge in a pear tree"
Oh my god, where have you been all my life?
I'll watch it when it comes to cable, like everything else. How many movies have they been in together? Isn't this the third?
In the scene on the plane, he was looking a little Christian Bale-ish *ducks*
pizzaface screaming
tommy screeching
and a partridge in a pear tree
Kath and Kim DID do a feature film "Da Kath and Kim Code" well it was a straight to TV film but a film nonetheless
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Looks like Hudson Hawk 2, piece of shit.
pepperjam:
I wanted SO badly to see that movıe. I thınk Rose would have been great ın that.
Too bad she fucked her way to the mıddle!
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Bollocks. I'd rather watch Kath Day Knight dancing with the stars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_G4wkzT6Vc
Wasn't this crapfest called "Boston" or "Omaha" or something like that a few months ago when it was being made? I can't remember because DiamondDawg's avvie is distracting me. In a good way.
*ignores work to stare*
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I slıghtly agree. I just thınk he has jumped the shark beyond the poınt of no return.
And Cammy needs to fıre her manager because she ıs gettıng too old for thıs shıt.
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Holy Christ, hasn't Cameron Diaz just experienced a flop, not your year Cam, hmmm?
At least Tom Cruise is super hot and sane, that should bring in the viewers...
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
couldnt make it through the trailer - typical garbage. ill pass
They're both looking rough, but they have really good chemistry. I would see if if it came on cable.
Wait this is not Mission Impossible 4?
Tommy Girl should just give it up and enjoy his money...who needs him in another "shoot 'em up / car chase / big explosion" movie?
As for Cameron, she looks tall and lanky but she is not. And she is much more wrinkled in person than on screen. The make up crew and camera man need an award for making her look so young. That lens has more vaseline than Tommy's Scientolohole at a bathhouse tea dance.
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OT - Does anyone else think it is funny that just above the box in which you write your comment it says, "Offensive comments may be deleted."
Can you imagine a comment so offensive that MK would delete it? LOL! I can't. More offensive than ones we have already read in previous threads? *waving to Suck and Fuck*
Oh Michael, this is why I love you so much. I've been pissed off about the title for the exact same reason ever since I heard about this movie.
Ah, another film I will not see as I refuse to line the pockets of the CO$.
At first I thought the guy she was talking to in the diner booth was Nick Lachey with a faux-stache.
I will only watch this for free, if I can borrow it from the public liberry when it is on DVD.
Would not pay to see it.
That is all.
I think Tom Cruise is as good-looking as he ever was; it's just hard to see past his insanity and wierdness. It takes away from his good looks.
Cool. Cruise is gay? Who knew?
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As much as it pains me to say it, I smell a hit for Cruise on this one.
"Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then I kill her"... has to be the funniest thing I've heard. Yes, I don't go out much.
Chatham I watched it with no sound and that's about what I got too
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I don't get it at all.
Wait, there was a plane crash, or not? It was a dream? Huh?
shit after shit after shit
UGH
and the saddest thing is, I probably will see this shit :(
I swear to GOD she looks EXACTLY the same ın EVERY goddamn movıe!
I wıll say that Manıston even has more range than thıs foolyun!
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Tom is looking like a kitten in this movie! This is some serious Benjamin Button Shit! I mean how much work can one face handle??
This movie will TANK!
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1. I thought they were still shooting this doodoo.
2. Pizzaface and the gay alien having sex. I can't think of anything except that turkey scene in "Gigli" that is less sexy.
ET, phone home!
who wants to watch these two fugs on the big screen?
are there sex scenes?
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who's going to watch that?
ugh.