JHud Might Be Pregnant
Jennifer Hudson pushed a baby boy out four months ago, but her uterus isn't done working yet. Star Magazine is saying that someone new has moved into JHud's womb without paying for room or board (even IN THIS ECONOMY). Apparently, she's pregnant with her second child with her husband Punk from I Love New York.
A source said, “Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby. She had wanted some space between the kids’ ages. She and David love kids. It’s another thing for them to celebrate during the holidays.”
JHud's rep would not confirm or deny the news. And your vagina better not hold its breath, because JHud is not going to say shit until/if the baby is in her hands. The last time she was pregnant, the baby's hand was practically hanging out of her crotch and she still wouldn't admit to the public that she was with child.
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Congrats to them! They are both fug though.
No one has heard of birth control.
Do straight men ever have beards like JHud's babydaddy's? Jus' askin'.
He also seems to have the gayface to me. It's the beard and the too carefully 'scaped hair and the contact lenses.
If I could see his shoes I could tell for sure. The shoes never lie.
How can a woman be shocked that she's pregnant again, when no obvious birth control has been used? After the birth of a child, within 6 weeks or so you start to ovulate again, and your body is MORE fertile than before.
is that leona lewis in the background? even she looks bored with JHUD's "news".
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me!
OOOOH! Wait until Michelle Duggar hears about this shit. She will not be happy.
Octomom and Kate Gosselin, of course, laugh at these one-baby-at-a-time amateurs. Have a litter, JHud! it'll get you lots of attention and maybe a reality show.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:06pm.
HA! The same thing happened to my mom. My brother and I are Irish twins. We are only 1 year and three weeks apart so she got preggo at 4 months.
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Ha! That's funny. Same thing in my family with my 2 older sisters. They are 1 week short of a year apart. They actually are the same age for 1 week! Math is not my strong suit so I have no idea how old the new baby was before my Mom got preggers again, but Jesus Christ! I always wondered couldn't ya just keep your peen away for a little while Dad??? (six kids in my family).
If she's happy about it, I'm happy for her.
I gotta say that I thought that might be an old pic of Star Jones and Gay Al at first glance. JHud's hubby is looking a bit gay-faced in that pic.
I highly doubt these "inside sources" when we didn't even have an idea she was pregnant until around her 5th month on the first baby. I saw a pic of her on another site with a slight bulge (she's a heavy set gal to begin with) and I think some of these sites ran with that and said she was preggers...if her baby is 4 months, then I believe the most she could be is 3 months and with her size I don't think it'd be noticable yet.
She must have gotten preggers on the way home from the hospital.
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Submitted by just a floozy on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 6:10am.
@Anonymous101 Centaurious:
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1. I did not say anything necessarily bad about JHud; the Brit Brit reference was just sarcasm ;) I know she's been through a very bad few years and I feel bad for her. And I do sincerely hope she can keep it together with everything she has thrown at her.
2. I don't care for Beowolf and did not even mention her, so I don't even know why you bothered addressing her here. It's like always mentioning a Jen Hen in a Brange post.
3. Just b/c someone is educated doesn't mean they're not scum. Perhaps you can educate yourself about Nazi scientists, half of the 9/11 hijackers/contributors, Ted Kaczynski, etc. BTW, I do work in academia and am working on my doctorate and I have noted time and time again on how many of these starlets today need to go back to school and stop acting like skanks, so I'm hardly anti-education.
4. If you still want to give the choice between being Beowulf and Basement Baby, can I be Basement Baby? :P
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I'm rootin for yah jen. congrads and good luck.
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I am not gonna hate on Jud because thıs gırl has been through enough the past three years.
So ıf she wants to have 5 chıldren ın a row, let her.
She hasn't lost her mınd or a sense of where she came from yet.
Plus, she's grounded and ıf she can survıve the dısaster she's been through surely she can survıve two chıldren and her husband!
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She looks like she's being held hostage in that pic.
@Anonymous101 Centaurious:
Beyonce and Solange your so jealous of Jennifer Hudson its eating you up inside. but go on. Jennifer Hudson has a husband WHO'S A HARVARD EDUCATED LAWYER, two kids, friends, and she can sing her ass off.oh; and she has an oscar to; something beyonce will never see in her lifetime. so continue on ahead with the jealousy you pathetic ghetto trash. the two of you will end up married to uneducated thugs who'll spend all of your money and screw you over every chance they get,which is what the two of you TRULY deserve. heh ghetto trash whores. go on!
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Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:57am.
What's not rocket science is not having an avatar that is NSFW
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Werd!! ;)
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
Why do I have to look at dick and balls?
WELL AT LEAST J=HUD ISN'T MARRIED TO AN EX-DRUG DEALING THUG *COUGH* BEYONCE!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:11am.
The husband looks like Joe Jackson, sans melting bulldog asshole face.
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He does, and just b/c he is/was a lawyer doesn't mean he's NOT shady; see below.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_made_up_OJ_Simpson's_defense_team
Poor JHud . . . she sure looks thrilled in that picture. I hope this doesn't mean that she'll be shaving her head and flashing her coochie about a year and a half from now, ala Brit Brit :(
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
before her hubby was on I <3new york he was a lawyer.. not so shady
The husband looks like Joe Jackson, sans melting bulldog asshole face.
Potential, though.
Maybe slightly singed Pekinese asshole face?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Ha!
Why was she "in total shock" that she was having another baby?
Either you're protected or you're not...don't sound like a dumbass, JHud.
Congratulations!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Well good for her. Congrats. My brother is one year younger than me.
Maybe it wasn't an accident. Keep in mind just last year she lost half her immediate family to that heartless bastard her sister hooked up with. Maybe sub-consciously, these children are her way of trying to fill that void in her life.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 10:49pm.
A source said, “Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby.
Maybe she thought it was 8lbs of twinkies.
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You could be right, because I'd much rather shove 8 pounds of Twinkie into her than my dick.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
A source said, “Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby.
Maybe she thought it was 8lbs of twinkies.
spicedong, really? if i wanted to see hairy ass and cock, i would go to the zoo.
I thought she was just retaining water. Same amount as the Hoover Dam.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Husband? When did they get married?
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 10:32pm.
hi, happy kitty!... i'm just getting my second wind
OT: nah, i think i'm gonna go to OP... i just don't care about this and this thread seems to be stinky!
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"Rome was not built in a day
Opposition will come your way
But the harder the battle, you see
Is the sweeter the victory"
Is this where everyone's at? I went to OP and heard crickets.
well, isn't this just plain clever
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"Rome was not built in a day
Opposition will come your way
But the harder the battle, you see
Is the sweeter the victory"
wait. the guy with the gambling wife is getting balls or the bitch with the boyfriend that is whoring it up online with another man got a spine or the drunkie with a family that fucked up big dried out?
You mean his divorce? Maybe she saw he was posting here all the time.
@ ESE
Good evening, dear ESE! Hope all is well with you.
On topic : I guess, congrats to Jennifer.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Tue, 12/22/2009 -
My mom used to say that whenever she brought a baby home, she and dad fell in love all over again.
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:) That made me smile.
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LOL @ Irish Twins! Here in California we just call it Catholic Twins or Mexican Twins.
Now, Ghetto Twins is a whole other story!
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... - Sheeettt! After my first, I didn't want any peen near me.
We might be in the minority, but I'm with you on that one! If it's suspected that JHud is prego, then she's probably already two months along. She was knocking boots before her new son's cord even fell off.
Congrats to your sister Stoney.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Thats wonderful news. Baby friends rock.
Here's a novel idea, but I heard it usually works. If you want some space between the kids' ages, USE BIRTH CONTROL.
Jeez, it's not rocket science, is it?
Stoney, are you here?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ urmomma, congrats! Trust me, time flies...mine will be 21 in April.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 7:48pm.
I do have to say, I was dying for the peen after I had my daughter. I sure as hell did not wait 6 weeks.
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My mom used to say that whenever she brought a baby home, she and dad fell in love all over again.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Just another free loader sucking up my oxygen supply and clean water. Enough with the baby friends already.
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one of beyonces thighs are bigger than jens entire body.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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good luck jennifer and FUCK BEYONCE AND ALL HER JEALOUS FAMILY MEMBERS AND STANS WHO ARE ON THIS BOARD!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008