Birthday Sluts

Happy bday to Ryan "the sexiest midget" Seacrest & Ricky "the sexiest gay" Martin!

2 days until by bday :).

Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 4:43pm.

So is Ricky officially out or is he still tucked away all the way back in the closet?
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Mmm I think he's living in a glass closet, along with Anderson "Giggly Schoolgirl" Cooper and Jodie "Unsmiling Ice Queen" Foster.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:51pm.

HA! The young Ricky Martin looks stoned there.
Maybe he just found out about anal.

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ha ha

So is Ricky officially out or is he still tucked away all the way back in the closet?

HA! The young Ricky Martin looks stoned there.
Maybe he just found out about anal.

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Bottom-feeder.

Is this some sort of gay holiday? Two huge obviously gay dudes, a woman who writes about sparkly girly vampires, etc.

Congratulations on turning THIRTY SIX, Stephenie Meyer. Since you consider every year past twenty to be a milestone of aging sagging decrepitude, I imagine you're crying into your Haagen-daz and pretending you were Bella Swan.

Seacrest in Seacrest out, Seacrest in, Secrest OUT.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:43pm.

where did you get that avie from?
mmmm..... maybe from SATAAAAANNNN??!!
(luvs me some church lady)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 11:24am.
Ryan Seacrest is the Devil.
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Yeah he is. He's single-handedly swallowing up all the pop radio in the free world.

Happy Christmas Eve to everyone!

Jazzy, I *love* to see a clean shaven bod!

happy b-day, Centy and EEG's Pookie!

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"Have yourself a merry merry Christmas.
Have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine."

I love Mekhi, Clark and Martin: happy day to all of them.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 11:31am.

I certainly plan on jingling Mr. dq's balls this eventide!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Damn, thin list. Happy Birthday anyway.

a very, very Happy Birthday to Pookie, EEG's baby!♥♥
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 11:26am.

♥♥ Morning, Sug! ♥♥ Merry Christmas Eve!

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Jingle Balls!
Jingle Balls!
Balling all the way!

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

♥♥ Morning, Sug! ♥♥ Merry Christmas Eve!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

that bitch stephanie has my daughter by the clit with those books and now I have to buy more posters and an edward blanket for x-mas or she'll hate me until she turns 18! It also pisses me off that in 2 months I'll be 36 like her but not a gazillionaire

Ryan Seacrest is the Devil. He is responsible for "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and Paris' "BFF" show. I fucking hate him!

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And I'm lost, behind- the words I'll never find
And I'm left behind- as seasons roll on by
-Chris Cornell "Seasons"

Ricky Martin is one of those people I feel like it's always his birfday.

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!

Michael Raymond James is the actor from True Blood season one who played Rene and spoke w the Cajun accent.

I loved hearıng about Stephen Kıng verbally slappıng Meyer, basıcally callıng her a hack wıth a tween fanbase on cack.

Or dıd I say that?!

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Ricky Martin is such a flamer. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn...this is it for today? Mr. She Bang? Yikes. Merry Christmas, y'all! *wanders off for more fruitcake*

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

ricky martin
xmas eve baby
glitter & tinsel
explains his gayness

Okay, so Ricky Martin has a tree with cherries on it. There is a joke in there just waiting for someone to pick it up.

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Wow, what a list - two crappy writers, two gay guys, and a bunch of folks I've never heard of.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DLISTED HORS!

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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09

Ricky and his Charlie Brown Christmas tree... warms the heart.

Merry xmas eve to All -- hope Santy Claus fulfills your every wish. and with any luck Johnny Depp will be buck nekkid under my tree tomorrow mornin' ; )

Cheers !

It is Centaurious's birthday as well:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CENTY!!!

Agrred, subpar list of sluts today. Mekhi's okay.

Can't imagine how much it must suck to have your birthday so near to Christmas. Present and special feeling RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas Eve to all you fellow Dlisters and Dlistettes!!

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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"

Morning DQ! ♥

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Good morning, dlisters, & Merry Christmas Eve to you all! & Happy Birthday, Pookie!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

...I guess I will wish a Happy Birthday to Ricky.
I admit that I have shook my bum more than once to his tunes. Of course, alcohol was involved. Lots of it. ;)

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Mike ~ ditto.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Funny that MK dug up a photo of Ricky prior plastic surgeries.

LOL

Happy Cxmas, sluts!
Ho HO HO

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"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMi1nBWg0Sk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVohl9ypC60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3WDZXcSJhY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jjtWwOrhcE&

Oh.Wait.
I am a Stephenie Meyer's fan...THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID IT. IT'S CHRISTMAS, SO DON'T START NO TWILIGHT SHIT WITH ME TODAY! Lmao...seriously, don't.
Merry Christmas.

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Breakdown and urmomma -

BD - ew, man!

Urmomma - good moaning!

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Good morning, Sug, TheBreakdown,EEG and mike.

Happy birthday to EEG's Pookie...who sounds more interesting to me than the actual list! Yay!Pookie!

Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.

The only person I lıke on thıs lıst ıs Mekhı.

And even hım not so much.

I've never read a Hıggıns or Meyer book and have no plans to.

And yes Sugaroo. They probably made a skank bıscuıt too consıderıng all the yeast ınvolved.

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Happy Birthday to my eldest. 21 today Pookie!

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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09

Skank biscuit? Isn't that what Ronson and BloHan made?

This list has to be in the top of the All Time Boring HSL Lists. *madface*

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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma

Wow, what a crappy list of sluts. Two overly-successful shitty writers (Meyer being the shittier of the two), too.

Ryan Seacrest and Rıcky Martın ought to get together, ho ho ho ıt together, and make a skank bıscuıt.

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