Friday, December 25th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Barbara Mandrell (61)
Perdita Weeks (24)
The Veronicas (25)
Armin van Buuren (33)
Dido (38)
Helena Christensen (41)
Alannah Myles (51)
Shane MacGowan (52)
Annie Lennox (55)
CCH Pounder (57)
Sissy Spacek (60)
Twink Kaplan (61)
Jimmy Buffet (63)
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Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 2:13pm.
Poor Christmas babies....Don't you usually get screwed in the present department?
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Screwed doesn't even begin to cover it. Just ONCE I would like a birthday party. Just ONCE I would like to get not get Christmas cards & gifts that say "And Happy Birthday."
Every year, some smartass guy I'm dating or married to says "We'll celebrate your birthday on April 25! (or July, or May,...)" and it has NEVER happened. Mother F-er.
My birthday blows. Oh, and I also turned 40 yesterday so I'm extra pissed off at the world. Bah.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Submitted by thebirdofparadise on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 2:21pm.
Donna Martin, heh. Good one.
For that matter, it's Christmas "Chrissy" Snow's B-day, too. Who is old enough to get that one?
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I understand both of them, so I guess I'm old!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISSY!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Barbara Mandrell,Annie Lennox,
Sissy Spacek,Jimmy Buffett.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
HB, Annie Lennox!
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Submitted by kathleenvh on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 1:38pm.
It's my boyfriend's birthday too right now!
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it's mine too. christmas birthdays suck ass. :(
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Happy B-day Dido...and Thank You.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
Sissy Spacek is Rip Torn's cousin. It was with his help that she got into showbiz.
I love Annie Lennox, love her.
Happy day to her, Sissy Spacek and Shane McGowan and of course, Mandrell!
happy birthday armin, you're my christmas gift
HB to CCH!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Annie Lennox - great singer/songwriter/artist!
Happy birthday, Annie Lennox, a great gift to the world.
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HB to...
Barbara Mandrell
Annie Lennox
CCH Pounder
Sissy Spacek
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HB Annie Lennox, Sissy Spacek and Jimmy Buffet.
Donna Martin, heh. Good one.
For that matter, it's Christmas "Chrissy" Snow's B-day, too. Who is old enough to get that one?
Twink Kaplan, I hope you are still happily married to your Cluesless husband, Mr. Inconcievable, as I like to call him.
Shit, that just made me think of Brittany Murphy (Tai). RIP. Please be in a place where you can be happy.
Poor Christmas babies....Don't you usually get screwed in the present department?
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
What, no Happy Birthday Jesus??!!f (of course He's far from a Bday slut...) ;)
love Annie Lennox, happy b-day!
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"Have yourself a merry merry Christmas.
Have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine."
My first concert was Barbara Mandrell!
It's Donna Martin's bday too!
De Monde (22)
It's my boyfriend's birthday too right now!
It's a Dido Xmas miracle! happy birthday you awesomeness personified.