Steven Tyler Is Going To Try This Rehab Thing Again
Steven Tyler (or Motherfucker, The Rainbow if you know what's good) has flushed the Vicodin pills down the toilet and said a fond farewell to his back alley pharmacist, because he has decided it's time to clean his shit up in rehab. 61-year-old Steven told People that he's gotten way too hongray for painkillers, which he took for the multiple stage injuries he suffered during the last 10 years. The Rainbow issued this statement:
"With the help of my family and team of medical professionals, I am taking responsibility for the management of my pain and am eager to be back on the stage and in the recording studio with my bandmates Joe Perry, Joey Kramer, Tom Hamilton and Brad Whitford.
I love Aerosmith; I love performing as the lead singer in Aerosmith. I am grateful for all of the support and love I am receiving and am committed to getting things taken care of."
That's good to hear. Because Aerosmith without Steven Tyler is like Glamberace without eyeliner, me without a no-no or Chicken Cutlets without a camera on her. Sads.
And in possibly related news, Lynne Curtin, the leather dildo from The Real Housewives of Orange County, didn't show up to court the other day. Hmmm....
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rock god!!!!! we are all given something positive we tap into in life..hell areosmith opened that tap...
Lynne skipped court because she owes money and has been evicted for non payment, but she was able to get plastic surgery for herself AND her daughter and take a trip to Florida!
Wow, makes me wish I were broke!
Hot mess. He does make such beautiful daughters?
He's one of the best, and I'm glad he is facing this. I was sad to see the way things were going. He's the RAINBOW!
He is an embarrassment.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I'm glad dude checked himself in and didn't make excuses about it being "the holidays" or anything else to delay treatment...hope everything works out for him.
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I am not a pussy.
YAWN!
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Tyranny on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:47am.
Who checks in to rehab just moments before Christmas? really, finish out the year with a bang and start fresh in '10.
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Fantastic point....I guess he's going to be knitting a blanket with a bang this New Year.
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Smart move. 2009 is still claiming druggies, so cashing in his chips and checking into the clinic was a good decision.
Get better, Steven. Rock on, Aerosmith.
sounds like steve might've had one of those soprano style interventions...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Oh, so they're calling Heroin "Vicodin" now, are they?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
After rehab, can he please go on What Not to Wear?
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
There ıs no Aerosmıth wıthout Steven Tyler as far as I am concerned and mıllıons of others!
So rehab ıt, bıtch and get back ınto the studıo!
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Steven Tyler is the Real Shit....He rocks...I can't clown on him.....Get better Steve.....End
Steven Tyler always reminds me of one of the characters in Spinal Tap(rock'n roll yeah!)
but having said that the old goats got a good look and I did see them at the Hollywood Bowl a few years ago and they put on a good show.
Good Luck Steven -get that monkey off your back....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
His head looks pasted on in this pic.
And SpiceDong I smell pencil shavings.
Way to go Steven. Aerosmith needs you.
Just OD already.
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
Painkillers or heroin Steve? Either way, break a leg!
ISMU
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:49am.
urmomma- Could you imagine being backstage, all ready to hit it and he drops his pants and it looks like a chub laying in a snowbank?
*shudders*
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LMAO!snowbank...hahahaaahha.
I think I would be down with the winter wonderland, but the adult diaper would kill the mood.
(hold me, please)
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by Tyranny on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:47am.
Who checks in to rehab just moments before Christmas? really, finish out the year with a bang and start fresh in '10.
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Fantastic point....I guess he's going to be knitting a blanket with a bang this New Year.
urmomma- Could you imagine being backstage, all ready to hit it and he drops his pants and it looks like a chub laying in a snowbank?
*shudders*
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:42am.
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yayy YAYYY!! MY TONGUE WANTS TO DIVE IN.
On topic: She's kinda hot for her age right?
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Go ahead, my friend. Just don't break your computer monitor.
On topic: Dude really looks like a lady.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Who checks in to rehab just moments before Christmas? really, finish out the year with a bang and start fresh in '10.
HIS PUBES ARE MUTHAFUCKIN' RAINBOW BITCHES!
No, idk for sure.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:41am.
I wonder if his pubes are gray.
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Ha! You know he has that shit "highlighted".
*shudders*
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:37am.
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yayy YAYYY!! MY TONGUE WANTS TO DIVE IN.
On topic: She's kinda hot for her age right?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I wonder if his pubes are gray.
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I blame the crocs....
All the best, Steven. I hope 2010 finds you healthy, happy, and sober.
*off to make crème brûlée*
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Christmas Is All Around
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:37am.
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Is that a hairy....taint?????!!!!
*falls out*
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:37am.
i think these performers from the olden times were built with a different material.
- - Olden times....... lol !! I lost my v-card to Aerosmith music, you know back in the days dinosaurs roamed the earth!! ha ha ha
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
I love me some Aerosmith but can they keep his ass long enough that he just wants to retire?
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
hope you regain your sobriety Steve-O
It works if you work it..you're worth it !
AA Meeting adjourned ; )
Submitted by nurse_julie on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:33am.
Does he shave his armpits or is my monitor crappy?
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He's old, dear.
or
The hair quit that bitch.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Good for him.
It was sad to see him acting the fool, throwing away all that hard won sobriety.
The Rainbow is coming back!
Im sure he made more appropriate apologies in private - and good for him for getting help. I love ST and Aerosmith.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
he looks just like Janice Dickinson in this photo.
and i think these performers from the olden times were built with a different material...they've done just about anything you can shoot, snort, swallow or inject and yet they are still around and going strong.
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"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Does he shave his armpits or is my monitor crappy?
*gives Steven the side eye*
MMMMMhmmmmmm. Is that an apology to the band mates you were calling liars a few weeks ago?
How weak. Turd.
I am no Areosmith hater...love 'em.
Sucky, you hairy ass, I was talkin' to you last night and you (gasp) ignored my witty comment.
(sad face)
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Good Luck Steven! Hope you are "Back In The Saddle" soon.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
at 61 should be hooked on
geritol & bengay
playing toys in the attic
EE YA!
WE LIVIN ON THE EDGE
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here