Mr. Miyagi, Please Take Care Of This
I might as well change the name of Dlisted to Trailerlisted for many reasons, but mostly because lately I've been posting trailer after trailer after trailer. Well, here's another one to add to the trash heap, and this one is going to hurt. It's the trailer for the re-doodoo of The Karate Kid starring Will Smith's son Jaded (typo and it stays) in the Ralph Macchio role and Jackie Chan in the Pat Morita role.
Instead of a Japanese master, they gave us a Chinese one. And instead of learning Karate, Jaden learns Kung-Fu. Yet they kept the name "Karate Kid." Yeah, more like The Confused Kid!
Mr. Miyagi is karate chopping in his grave right now! We need him to kick his way out of there and karate chop this damn trailer.
And just for the record, "jacket off, hang it up, jacket on" is so not the new "wax on, wax off." However, "jacket and wax off" is.
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Haha I thought I mis-heard Jackie Chan said "Jack it off!", but then I was right, he said "Jacket off". I almost called the cops on him.
So Will and Jada are producing this piece of shit. No wonder. Scientology at it's best. Little Thetan gets an acting career paid for by mom and dad.
well, i used to like that song.... shit.....
that ıs the most fucked up part of thıs movıe:
He has top bıllıng ın thıs movıe over Jackıe Chan?
All sorts of RAWNG goıng on!
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Am I the only one freaked out by how muscular this kid is?
And yeah, he is nasally and hella annoying. PS The chinese girl isn't even cute. ( And don't go saying i'm a racist either, i come from a chinese majority country, I've seen better )
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Gotta rent Karate Kid now.
Okay, I was giving this a chance - despite how obviously age-inappropriate Jaden Smith is for the role - until I saw that A) they never changed the name to Kung Fu Kid as reported by the director (cos nobody non-Asian would notice the diff between Kung Fu and Karate),
And b) Jackie Chan has second billing. A 40-plus year career and being one of the living legends of Hong Kong cinema and the biggest Asian star since Bruce Lee clearly bows down to the majesty of being Will Smith's son.
This movie will be so full of fail, it will be the Battlefield Earth of martial arts movies.
So there's no karate, just KUNG Fu, but they keep the title. Why not call it "The Kung-fu Kid"?!
Jaded Smith needs to quit pretending he can act just cuz his parents do, but I suppose he's been raised by the same Scienobot rules as Suri and is thus an insufferable little shit. His dad is reportedly a very nice guy, and I enjoy some of his movies.But I do NOT want to see this spoiled little wank pretending to be a movie star, especially since he apparently graduated from the Kristen Stewart school of acting. Squint, whine, grimace, repeat.
The usually politically corrrect shit. I smell a shit bomb.
Emma Grace Frost
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
WTF is wrong with you? Go away.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
Has turned into? Honey, MK is gay you dumbass. What, do you think MK was straight one day and just started posting glitter gay stuff like he drank some bad water? I can't even go there with the N word, its just wrong to say.
Fucking moron.
Self-entitled little shit can't act. EPIC FAIL on this one.
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
This site has turned into Faggot and Nigger central, both of which will die of AIDS soon, fuck you all, bunch of faggot monkeys.
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Excuse me?
Reported, you asshole.
That kid has no acting talent at all, he looks confused like an extra that wandered into the set, he's very wooden in his delivery and has camera awareness which is very hard to watch in a movie.
Coudn't they hire a professional actor or Ralph Macchio, he still looks 15.
I tried to find something interesting in the trailer,it looks horrible, and unwatchable, if these are the best outtakes from the movie, I woudn't waste my time watching this garbage.
The only movie I want to see in 2010 is Clash of the Titans. Hell YEAH! They better have that little owl in it if they know what's good for them.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
IMO actual acting talent in Hollywood disappeared a long time ago so this doesn't surprise me in the least.
typo and it stays
I saw this smug little prick on Oprah awhile back. She introduced him. He stood up. Audienced clapped. And he did his Benito Mussolini impersonation. Arms folded, lower lip pouting up to the sky and shaking his head as if he were the shit. No nice little boy smiling and waving at the fans, no hello to Oprah. Nothing. Thanks Will and Jada, you're a hell of a job rasing him so far. Can't wait to see what the teenage years will bring.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:23pm.
And he has OTHER chıldren too. So expect Wıllow to get ın on the actıon as well.
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I think Willow was in "I am Legend".
Also (changing the topic slightly) just because kids may enjoy something doesn't mean it is good for them and their parents should let them do it. These kids are going to grow up so full of themselves.
I saw Jaden on "Ellen" once and he is extremely arrogant. I can totally see this little shit ordering around grown adults who have worked inthe film industry for years.
Fuck me, judging by the trailers on here these past few days, 2010 is clearly going to be a shit year for movies.
2009 = year of death
2010 = year of death of good movies?
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:07pm.
I REFUSE to even watch this trailer. This is straight up BLASPHEMY. What's next, The Wizard of Oz with Miley Cryus and Zac EFron as the scarecrow? Just NO.
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Thank you, MissJane. I, too, refuse to watch this travesty. This movie did not need to be remade and i am not interested in supporting Will Smith's son's acting career.
Is nothing sacred anymore??? Hollywood is sucking BIG TIME!!!
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Submitted by PTCruiser on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:08pm.
Me toooo!!!!
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Call me crazy, but it actually looks pretty good. The original is painful in so many ways, and hey, if Will Smith's kid follows the trajectory of Ralph Macchio, we don't have to worry about seeing him again. And with Jackie Chan, at least you don't have to think about the Fonz and Ritchie in the back of your mind while you watch it, expecting Arnold to make burgers.
young jaden has his father's magicalness
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
TITS ~ can you put a santa hat on my avie???
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I saw some of The Day the Earth Stood Still on cable. One of the Will/Jada kids was in it, and after 47 minutes or so, I still don't know whether that child was the boy or the girl.
WHY are these children not gender differentiating? I dunno why this concerns me so much. I wish I could be more blase about manly little girls being nepotized into the movies ...
Y'all shut up; I love Jackie Chan!
That kid however *eyeroll*.
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I f**king hate Hollywood. I saw an interview with Will's brat...what an arrogant little shit.
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How original.
whole lotto luv:
Ah. I dıd not know ıt was already out!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:23pm.
And let us not forget that Tom Cruıse ıs gettıng ready to debut hıs spawn on us as well.
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Happened already. Connor played Will Smith's character as a kid in Seven Pounds.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
God help me, this movie looks a little awesome.
Ok, it IS blasphemy, no doubt. Jacket on, jacket off is about as retarded as ever considering "Wax on, wax off" is way cooler. But that running on the Great Wall is cool. And is karate in China? I thought it was Kung Fu or something. Oh well, I guess Kung Fu Kid doesn't sound as brand name appealling.
Lesbian Jada looks just like this little twirp, only more manly.
I REFUSE to even watch this trailer. This is straight up BLASPHEMY. What's next, The Wizard of Oz with Miley Cryus and Zac EFron as the scarecrow? Just NO.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
This is just a world of NO.
Don't hurt me but I think it kinda looks... cute. I really thought I would hate it, but the trailer doesn't make me wanna vomit! Neither did the trailer for Knight & Day to be honest, but I'm still not gonna pay money for a $ci flick.
As if there weren't enough crappy, inane, hero-action movies starring Will Smith, now we have to be bombarded by more crappy, inane, hero-action movies starring his untalented spawn.
It's just not the same without Pat Morita. At ALL.
After seeing this film a bunch of little brats are all going to believe that everyone in China knows Kung Fu and can kick ass. Lame!
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urmomma:
You are not the only one wıth that crush. And I have met her and I wıll say that she ıs wıthout a doubt very hot.
And VERY tıny.
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Feed the world, damnit!
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I forgot to mention my crush on this boy's momma...Jada. I have liked her since that zombie movie with Billy Zane (ya, know when he was hawwwt)...what was that movie????
Having said that, I don't wanna see her lil' clone actin' in movies,either.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:20pm.
Did you read an article or something about him? I've never heard much about him at all, how do you know he's an "arrogant little fucker"? Just curious. He's too young for this role but he is adorable. I agree the 'rents shouldnt' "push" him but after "Pursuit of Happyness" maybe he LIKES acting.
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"YouTube" him, circa Men in Black II and the time he joined his dad in a movie, random Disney/Nickelodeon award show interviews... he is been pushed to the media by his parents enough for you to learn about his public character/persona.
"Beverly Hills" apartments? riiiiiiiight...shit, is this supposed to be the "Bel-Air" for this undeserving little fuck?
Sure thing, a Ralph Machio cameo is due: what could it be? owner of the BH apartments, fat hobo, or as himself?
urmomma:
I am sure WE are not alone ın lıkıng Wıll Smıth. He's the most bankable star ın Hollywood rıght now so someone ıs lıkıng hıs ass.
But does that mean I want to see hıs spawn too?
No.
And he has OTHER chıldren too. So expect Wıllow to get ın on the actıon as well.
And let us not forget that Tom Cruıse ıs gettıng ready to debut hıs spawn on us as well.
No. Not Surı!
At least not yet.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:20pm.
M.E.:
Mark my words. We wıll be forced to see Jaden go through the fırst change of lıfe, hıs nuts and voıce drop, and possıbly 17 haırstyles.
Force-fed Marketıng 101!
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Just how Ice Cube introduced Lil' Bow Wow to us and now he's jut Bow Wow. We saw him hit puberty and start chasing girls.
M.E.:
Mark my words. We wıll be forced to see Jaden go through the fırst change of lıfe, hıs nuts and voıce drop, and possıbly 17 haırstyles.
Force-fed Marketıng 101!
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Submitted by Munkeyhed on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:36am.
That kid is already an arrogant little fucker. Give him his own movie & watch him blossom into a full blown douche bag.
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Did you read an article or something about him? I've never heard much about him at all, how do you know he's an "arrogant little fucker"? Just curious. He's too young for this role but he is adorable. I agree the 'rents shouldnt' "push" him but after "Pursuit of Happyness" maybe he LIKES acting.
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@TheBreakdown:
I know I am standing all alone in this line, but I like Will Smith. I find all his movies entertaining...Hell, I even own IRobot (shame face), but he is someone I can watch with mah boos and not worry too much about the content for their lil' minds...we watched both Men In Black movies last weekened (own those, too, but I LOVE TLJ, grrrr baby, very grrrr).
BUT BUT BUT I do not wanna see his child actin' in movies...I don't care if he is better than Tatum ONeil, nepotism should be dead. Look at what it has done to us: Ashley Simpson. Taterhead Willis. and you know that list goes on and down hill...
TEAM MULAN!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.