Wednesday, December 23rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Norwood Young
Every year the Crown Queen of HanCOCK Park, Norwood Young, beckons all the glittermeisters and their admirers to his palace of peens for his White Christmas party. And this year was no exception.
Last night, Norwood slipped on Liberace's old baking ensemble to pop the bubbly and spread the sparkles with guests including Luenell and Natalie Cole. Fur, flames and fabulousness!
You might want to stick an icicle in your ass before looking at all these pictures, because they will definitely give you a flaming fever. Unfortunately, the photographer didn't get a shot of Norwood's shirtless gay elves lifting him onto his throne to hourglass wave at all his subjects.
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so M.E can bitch and talk shit about other peoples addictions..like Britney Spears but has her own problems? didn't she call Britney a meth head? when she wasn't..stop judging people when you CLAERLY have your own problems
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:33pm.
Ok, DD, that shit is just too confusing for me.
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Ayup.
Bottomline is that it seems - based on what I've read ON THE MAIN - some evil phucktards have exploited the honesty of other D members and that has resulted in a high level of paranoia... Which now brings me to ask, why the PHUCK BE ON FUCKBOOK IF YOU'RE SCARED OF THE POTENTIAL FOR DRAMA AND HAVE A LOW LEVEL OF TRUST? If that's the case, isn't it logical to 1)NOT GO THERE EVER; 2) Back out if you're already in?
So, what happened to Christmas?
I went shopping for household stuff and one retail store. Everyone looked worried and most people were buying food, not much in gifts.
I think the news stooges are going to say xmas sales were really bad, acting as if they didn't know it already. Just wait. Friday comes and BAM, the whole country and economy has been flushed down the toilet.
Thanks for the Cliff's Notes, DD. I must send jack some words of support and encouragement as my good deed for the decade.
Brb, peepz.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:27pm.
@ DD: I've been off Dlisted for the past couple of days while all this was going down. Haven't heard from M.E., but jack took a quick pop in earlier but was gone in a flash
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I think it started on Monday. If you read all the Open Posts for successive days, you'd find the info about what happened. Jack got served with divorce papers yesterday at exactly 10am. M.E. was on day 3 of no drinking and she and her BetterHalf even spooned (sorry, Marvin), so she was on her way to better times.
All the good hoes yelled at Jack to not roll over on the wife and let her keep everything. He said it's all just reminders of what they had. We were like, HELL NO, she's gonna screw you out of the kids, so loyer up! He paid like 10k for her wedding ring. I can't even imagine!! I love my wedding set, but damn, it's humble compared to 10k.
Anyway... my guess, Pleco, is that both M.E. and Jack have kids to watch over this holiday so their attention is on them. I think Jack also has another older daughter who he was going to spend time with...
That's all I know!
And this is why I don't do FaceBook. If I wanted mah foes to have ammunition, I'd videotape my confessions and package them with Shauna Sand's sex tape.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ok, DD, that shit is just too confusing for me.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:21pm.
Mad face at me? Why? But this leads to a different question. If a smackdown occurs online but the smackee never reads the smackdown from smacker, does it still count as a smack?
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Aww, nevermind. This thing just goes in a wicked circle, like Ouroborous, round and round. It was just a bunch of nightshifters speculating about things they know not what of since 7 of the 10 are not - or claimed not to be - on FUCKBOOK (credit to Marvin for coining that). Facebook seems to have been turned into a tool for haters to exploit members. But that is only based on what I've read about Facebooking here on the main on the D.
The only smackdown that occurred was between me and Marvin. We made up and are now in Snuggie Peace Times.
@ DD: I've been off Dlisted for the past couple of days while all this was going down. Haven't heard from M.E., but jack took a quick pop in earlier but was gone in a flash.
The only downside of the holidays is that when bad things happen, they tend to become magnified than if they happened, say, sometime in March or something.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:23pm.
"If a smackdown occurs online but the smackee never reads the smackdown from smacker, does it still count as a smack? "
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Oh wow, fishsticks, that's so existentialist. It's like that "If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it, does that count as illegal logging?"
Btw, Happy Holidays.
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You too. I think it doesn't count as a smack thus rendering the smacker powerless and the smackdown pointless. Therefore the smackee WINS by default. Yes.
Pleco - I flat out told Spicedong his avies were a little disturbing, but I wasn't mean about it. Then a couple other people stepped up and said something. He came back with a harrier azz the next day. Then I copied it and used it and he got mad that I "stole" his avie. I told him I was only borrowing it and was using it to make the point that it was a little icky. He thought it was funny. Then before he left yesterday he said today's was going to be off the charts.
When a dlisted member gets banned, does their name get suspended or does the IP get banned? If the IP gets banned and it's static, he won't be able to re-register.
Now....
Who's heard from M.E. and Jack??
"If a smackdown occurs online but the smackee never reads the smackdown from smacker, does it still count as a smack? "
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Oh wow, fishsticks, that's so existentialist. It's like that "If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it, does that count as illegal logging?"
Btw, Happy Holidays.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 6:19pm.
Hey, DD.
You know, I wish I had gently warned Spicedong that some people here might not take too kindly to the cock and balls thingy.
Anyhoo...I hope he comes back under a new nick and maybe some less furry buns. I also hope jack is faring well and so is M.E.
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I thought it was revolting! But normally when people try to be revolting and you tell them, Hey that is Gross! They say, DUH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GROSS. Therefore telling them it is gross actually encourages the attention-seeking behavior.
Mad face at me? Why? But this leads to a different question. If a smackdown occurs online but the smackee never reads the smackdown from smacker, does it still count as a smack?
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Hey, DD.
You know, I wish I had gently warned Spicedong that some people here might not take too kindly to the cock and balls thingy.
Anyhoo...I hope he comes back under a new nick and maybe some less furry buns. I also hope jack is faring well and so is M.E.
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Bottom-feeder.
Um.... some of us had *madface* at you for a minute. You'll need to ketchup on your reading.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn! I know you're reading. Where are you my Snuggie Hunnie Bunnnie?!?
Hi Pleco!
Yeah, we talked about SpiceDong's avies. If you read back a few pages you can see some funny exchanges between the 5 or 10 of us who were here. I changed my avie like 7 times. One of the ones I used was one of SpiceDongs. I still have it. I'd use it, but I don't wanna be banned.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:38am.
I never posted on the forum. I have seen her post there. People gave her shit when she started posting here on the main and I said to give her a break, She was just agreeing with the stuff I said about ME. We didnt really have a conversation. I dont know who fishstick fan is. She was Gyenthfan on the forum.
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Cool. The Peace of the Snuggie has begun!
See you in another thread.
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Somebody is curious about me? ME!? I'm an enigma? Me likee! lol
Well, DD, wherever you are, I think this was the thread.
Anyhoo...yeah.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:38am.
I never posted on the forum. I have seen her post there. People gave her shit when she started posting here on the main and I said to give her a break, She was just agreeing with the stuff I said about ME. We didnt really have a conversation. I dont know who fishstick fan is. She was Gyenthfan on the forum.
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Cool. The Peace of the Snuggie has begun!
See you in another thread.
What? Cole didn't get the "white" memo?
She looks great though and this gent is simply ravishing darlings!
Miss Thing is F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S!
How can we meet her?
islandgirl, sorry you've got the sads. :( Holidays suck when your not at home or with someone you care about.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Dang, you guys had a Facebook smackdown? I don't have anyone on my FB that I don't know personally, its better that way. My whole account is on lockdown, completely unsearchable.
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Have yourselves a merry little Christmas! Not trying to sound pathetic, but I am so homesick it hurts.
Edit... Yikes! That sounded sadder than I actually am. It's the glögg talking. :)
I think MK pays alts like Marvin, Assmonkey and Cert Alt to up his number of hits. Oh wait. They're all the same person so does that count as multiples? Hmmm.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!!!! David Goldman got his son back and they are coming home! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Can't ask for more. *tears of happiness* FUCK BRASIL!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Who in the hell makes a chair that size?
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:43am.
@sandbitch
speaking of bananas, here's the correct way to peel one. 28 years and i've never know this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng
OH! How can I EVER peel a banana the same way again?
We didn't evolve from the apes - Twas the other way round.
Merry Christmasth!
@sandbitch
speaking of bananas, here's the correct way to peel one. 28 years and i've never know this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by Samus Aran on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:15am.
Sandbitch, can I see your gorgeous vintage pics? I'm bored to hell.
Trying to find the pic on the interwebs. I don't have a digital copy. I told you it was vintage!!!
There is a pic somewhere of me and Bruce Greenwood doing the snog in a San Diego street.
:)
I will offer up a ripe banana to the first ho that finds it on the webs and posts the link...before I scan it an upload it to flickr.
I never posted on the forum. I have seen her post there. People gave her shit when she started posting here on the main and I said to give her a break, She was just agreeing with the stuff I said about ME. We didnt really have a conversation. I dont know who fishstick fan is. She was Gyenthfan on the forum.
I have 11:40pm, so it's time for me to wrap-up this thang. I won't be able to respond to any comments made after I leave until tomorrow. I'm not ignoring ya! I'm sleeping!
Goodnight! And don't trust anyone ever!
*tucks sks inside Snuggie*
Guess things are winding down. I guess I'll exit and catch some zzz.
Thanks for changing back to Church Lady, DiamondDawg...the Dong's picture was making my stomach lurch every time I read your posts. Take care!
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:18am.
I apologize too. Fuckery over
We will now wear the snuggie of peace.
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LoL. But *side-eye* because of that day with the gang against M.E. What was that all about?
SNUGGIE OF PEACE FOR ALL!!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:18am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:08am.
Im sure we all think of you whenever we apply our herpes medication :D
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Yeah, a lot of you blame me, too.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:11am.
DiamondDawg's picture
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:47am.
DG left because of someone on Facebook. That's what I was left to interpret.
OMG - DG got sucked in by sickitten.
Stupid hag tried to "out" me on the d like I give a fuck beyond the black stump. The only pics of me on the interwebs are GORGEOUS (and vintage!) ask me for a link please!!! I have my suspicious that fishstickfan could be an evil spawn of sicko although fishstick is only slightly more coherent +/- Ambien.
I shall await dna.
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Vewy inneresting.
Marvin?
When that one person came on to bag on M.E. for her drinking, you were having a convo with Fishsticks about it. I thought Fishsticks was Gwynnie/Fishsticksfan from the forum. So, you're with her from the forum, too?
I apologize too. Fuckery over
We will now wear the snuggie of peace.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:08am.
Im sure we all think of you whenever we apply our herpes medication :D
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Sandbitch, can I see your gorgeous vintage pics? I'm bored to hell.
DiamondDawg,
I don't do facebook, myspace or twitter, so don't feel alone. lol
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:07am.
Moon Bitch? Do you mean luna Girl?
No you called me a ghetto bastard and someone was saying last night that i need to be picking vegetables so I was like wtf
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I apologize for saying the ghetto thing, but I did NOT say the shit about picking vegetables.
I apologize for all the teasing and fuckery I sent your way these past two days.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:47am.
DG left because of someone on Facebook. That's what I was left to interpret.
OMG - DG got sucked in by sickitten.
Stupid hag tried to "out" me on the d like I give a fuck beyond the black stump. The only pics of me on the interwebs are GORGEOUS (and vintage!) ask me for a link please!!! I have my suspicious that fishstickfan could be an evil spawn of sicko although fishstick is only slightly more coherent +/- Ambien.
I shall await dna.
You know what? Mercury Retrograde starts on December 26. Communication gets completely effed up. I'm concerned about what kind of fuckery is on the way. I sure the FUCK am not on Facebook nor am I going to be.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:07am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:59am.
whenever someone orders a sandwich w/ provolone cheese from this site, i like to think they're thinking of me
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I only do it because I thought you got royalties.
(I really prefer cheddar)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I LOVE Angelina Jolie! What's not to love? She's the prettiest, most talented, sweetest, great mother, great wife, great actress, most genuine, decent, humanitarian etc. etc. ad nauseum-
[Waits for what happens. . .]
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:59am.
whenever someone orders a sandwich w/ provolone cheese from this site, i like to think they're thinking of me
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Moon Bitch? Do you mean luna Girl?
No you called me a ghetto bastard and someone was saying last night that i need to be picking vegetables so I was like wtf
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:58am.
Oh, that happens from time to time, some people here don't take too well to opinions that are different than their own. Post that you love Angelina Jolie sometime.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That's why you called me a racist, right Marvin?
I'm NOT THAT PERSON. And *you* know who I'm talking about. And then that moon bitch stalked me to no end convinced I was the other. She probably still is. Fucking lunatic that one. I noticed that pretty much everyone else bagged one her regularly.
Man. I fukkin had to email MK and everything. It was BULLSHIT.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:53am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:42am.
*sniff sniff*
Im still kicking, im at my parents and i found 4 bud lights and a box of wine!
Erin Andrews ass is a national treasure.
---And if it wasn't for you, I would never have known such treasure. You know you've been hanging on dlisted too long when you hear erin andrews arse has been hacked and you IMMEDIATELY think of Provolone and I'm in Australia.
Man. YOur're a lengend.