Thursday, December 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 23rd!
Not to be outwhored, Grandpa Tequila demonstrated that he is also fully capable of sucking down long black one-headed snakes as well and take photos of it for the wide world web. - sushi
Runners-up:
In this year's Christmas show, the Bible Camp decided to put on a production of what happened when Adam took Satan up on the offer to eat his apple. - ReallyNow
George Takai's honeymoon photos get leaked to TMZ - fleawatch
Don't ya hate when your New Years noisemaker doesn't roll up again after you blow it? - OurMissC
via Telegraph (Thanks Lisa)
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Wow Sushi! Fucking awesome!
simply the phrase "Grandpa Tequila" made me chuckle
Thanks for the Holiday Cheer! You guys brought it!! True winners all! Congrats!
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Special congrats to sushi, now no longer a Caption This virgin! Congrats also to ReallyNow and fleawatch for some great lines. Thanks MK!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
hahahahaha! Sushi - that was hilarious!!!!!!
Congrats to all the winners. You funny horz.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Congratulations to all you winners!!!
Fu-ck! this picture makes me cringe. Congrats to you hor winners !
Well done fools! OurMissC..i said yours would be up there! That was a tough 'un! :o)
HAPPY EASTER!
Congrats horz!!!
This reminds us of ourself a couple of weeks ago when we 'orally serviced' a scorching hot 6 foot 3 Italian number with a unit the size of our arm and just as thick. The low hangers were also massive and beautiful. No shaving either! For the first time in our life we had to admit it was just too big for our mouth/ (Though we did eventually get our reward of Italian man-goo!)
The runner-ups were awesome!
sushi:
Congratulatıons.
Here's your prıze of SPAM!
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Congrats, sushi!! Also congrats to fleawatch and OurMissC. :)
OMG, this is my first ever win. I can never come up with anything good and I always marvel over how clever everyone is on this board. I guess Tia Tequila jokes write themselves.
Merry Christmas to Dlisters and MK!
Congrats you funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Heeheee! Great job everyone!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
okololol sushi
cuntgratz cuntz
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Brash Balloon artistè Mi Fung had always insisted on pushing the envelope! Perhaps this had been step too far he thought as the feeling left his body!
Silly John, that's no way to get Kate back.
Man, Olan Mills has really gone downhill on the portraits...
(http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html) lol..
"Ok kids, get ready to decorate the tree- Gradpa is puking up the garland now!"
Some people only have tapeworms.
Always bet on black...mamba.
The only remaining person on this planet who can shove a snake further down their throat than Lindsay Lohan.
Pretty sure this man thinks that he's gonna deepthroat the snake. The snake thinks the same about the man. Pretty sure the snake is right.
"No beaucoup, NO BEAUCOUP!!"
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Gimme back that corn chip
This Christmas, delight your loved ones with the publishing blockbuster of the year: "Hypnopussy Attacks: How Angie Really Got Brad."
My grandmother used to say "stick out your tonue, if it's black, you're lying". My grandmother would have killed this guy.
If you stick around long enough after lighting one of those 'black-snake' fireworks, a chinese man will appear. True story.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Deep throating black snake, must be a Kardashian.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Why Mickey Rourke is banned from most petting zoos.
We said suck on a trouser snake, not on a real snake! Some things just do not translate well.
In the year 2050, Jon and Kate finally kissed and made up.
Confucius say: Passionate snake kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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Do Not Touch My Sunggie -- Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 10:31pm.
Fortunately for the jaundiced Native American, the raging alcoholism, cirrhosis and hepatatis 1,2,3, 7, 18, 24 and 37 will kill him before the venom hits his blood....
Just an average "Skin A Snake With Your Face" amateur night at the indoor miniature golf course.
snakes on a brain
The competition to impress Tony Bourdain continues without reservation.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"The Garden of Eden: Adam's Revenge"
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Even the snakes expel the illegal aliens...
Sporting nothing but a snakeskin bodysuit and a tireless spirit, it might be safe to say the unsinkinable Detective La Toya has now looked EVERYWHERE for clues to her brother's murder.
The very rare dickhead snake.
The ouroboros is complete once the snake's tail is up his ass.
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Baby Jesus had better pack his bags,Vadge got herself a new boytoy
And yet another ho comes out of the woodwork claiming to have swallowed Tiger's peen whole.
I came in 2nd to Tommy Girl in the Deep Throat Competition and all I got was a lousy yellow t-shirt.
Gross.
I said I wanted dick to mouth resuscitation, not snake to mouth.
Bringing his method acting to his audition, Ronnie attempts to put a reptile inside him. Unfortunately, he didn't read the script for "V" closely enough to realize his mistake.