Afternoon Crumbs

No, no Paula Deen please.

Damn, spicedong! Just damn... *heave*

Say what you want, but I still think Jon Gosselin was the real winner in the divorce.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:18am.
Katie Holmes could take lessons from SJP when it comes to dressing your kids for the cold.

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True dat!!

BTW, if Lady Caca got b!tched on by Fred Phelps, does this mean that she's MK's hero now??

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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI

If Boy George fell off the face of the earth never to be heard from again, I would not know. Seriously. Not. KNOW.

Except for damned dlisted, of course.

Katie Holmes could take lessons from SJP when it comes to dressing your kids for the cold.

SJP baby is frigging adorable.

Ick, Possum....is that a vaccination mark?

For what, Ebola?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Urrgh why the baboon face.

Give Drew a break - there was SHRINKAGE !

It shrinks like a frightened turtle !

I hate me some Kate Gosselin!!!!!

NO MORE TV BITCH, get a damn job shit.

Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:43pm.
TLC just needs to drop Kate. All the bullshit surrounding the Gosselins JUST because they popped out TOO many kids all at once. Puhleeze. SO tired of all the kid pimps.
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Co-signed and notorized!

I hope Fred Phelps does get to meet Jesus some day, and gets the bitch slapping he deserves.

Kate gosselin's 15 minutes were up months ago. So, while she spends all her time trying to do reality tv programs & basically whore herself everywhere, her kids are fending for themselves. The older one with the glasses has a job by now...

Pam anderson looks WHORE-ific in those pics. She's hagged out, skanked out, rode hard & put away wet, nasty & disgusting. And, she has HERPES to boot; to think she used to be American boys #1 yankoff idol. Now, she just looks like a beat up 55 year old ex-streetwalker...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Ah yes...the whorehead...she MUST be a witch.

Cheryl Tweedy, such a lovely girl

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pop-star-hit-toilet-attendant...

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"I can resist everything but temptation"

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:10pm.

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Is that a cat's behind in your avie? It gives a new meaning to furry crack...the hairy asses keep rolling in. LOL

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hehehe! Actually, you were my inspiration! It's a deer's butt btw.

I don't know what's worse, Kate Gosslen getting a new show or Paula Deen being on some talk show. How many "ya'lls" can she say in an hour ... I hate to think. Although drinking to them will get you totally shit-faced.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:36pm.

many baptists around here think that Catholics aren't Christians. I know, duh.

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Ironic, when just a couple of centuries ago the Catholics were burning Protestants like Baptists and such at the stake for the same reason.

"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star

Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:10pm.

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Is that a cat's behind in your avie? It gives a new meaning to furry crack...the hairy asses keep rolling in. LOL

"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star

Submitted by nurse_julie on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:38pm.

Ever since I saw "Brothers", Toby is hot.

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Yet he has been gay for yearssssss.
TRUE STORY: He tried to pick up a friend of mine at a West Hollywood bar prior to his Spiderman phase when few people knew him and could still cruise the gay bars under the radar.

"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star

I thought Pony Parker had bought from a surrogate a brand new set of twins...where's the other baby? Or am I confusing her with some other celeb?

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"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star

Ever since I saw "Brothers", Toby is hot.
He never used to do it for me.
Weird.

Submitted by putsomestankonit: "Oh Fred Phelps as amusing as you can be at times, you just don't seem to understand what Jesus was teaching."

LOL.

I can forgive him because he is obviously mentally ill. But I just can't forgive his "congregation". Who in their right mind would seriously go to listen to that crap every Sunday? I think it's a fucking cult, I do.

Sadly, Dr Drew appears to suffer from 'tinymeat'!

Pamela Anderson now has 'big forehead' - a look introduced by the late Miss Peggy Lee -which is the result of a bad forehead lift!

Kate apparently didn't get the memo that her 15 minutes expired a half hour ago.

Kate got fired AND balloon boy's folks got convicted? *fully wet* Where's hubby?

Isn't whore forehead better than a ten-head?

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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.

Kate Gooselinbitchonwheels needs to STFU and disappear.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

re; Tobey and Leo, I get the sense that these two may have done there first circle jerk together? My sister would say I'm projecting, HOWEVER, i'm really pretty sure these two have a history together, as youngins. Sorry not a pretty picture for some. just what my inner voice is saying, i'm not usually wrong , i'm sure it's more complicated that what I have said. hmmmmmmmmmmm ?

She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'

I guess the Westboro Baptist Church is trying to make Lady Gaga more popular

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:36pm

That's what I mean't. It's actually funny how much hate goes on between "Christian" sects.

I want to give a big thanks to the person or people who fired that rabid possum head. Now we need to work on keeping her fugly mug out of the tabloids.

Dr. Drews peen!! OMFG! NOMONOMONOMONOMOHNONONOMO!

This Haaz guy is an easy would fuck.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

wow. those baptist sure got a lot of hate in them.

lovely religion, to make people more considerate and kind and tolerant... wait we obviously have a different opinion of 'christian' and i'm not even a christian per se!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:36pm.

many baptists around here think that Catholics aren't Christians. I know, duh.

That's funny, I don't think that many self proclaimed "christians" no matter what religion they are actually christians.

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Feed the world, damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

TLC just needs to drop Kate. All the bullshit surrounding the Gosselins JUST because they popped out TOO many kids all at once. Puhleeze. SO tired of all the kid pimps.

yes timmy, santa claus does exist

many baptists around here think that Catholics aren't Christians. I know, duh.

I'm glad they let her go, she needs to stay home and watch her kids.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Another Festivus Miracle ! one more fameho got shut down. Good. Now get a real job and take care of your kid army.

Hunh... Lady Gaga's Catholic so I don't know about "hating god". But then again I doubt Baptist's care.

This is the best Christmas ever!

Oh Fred Phelps as amusing as you can be at times, you just don't seem to understand what Jesus was teaching.

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Feed the world, damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE