Programming Note
I'm about to make my way back to my native land of California to feast on my native food (In 'N Out and Albertsons brand potato chips), listen to my native music (93.5 The Beat) and chant with my native people (pass the bong around with my chola cousins). So this is my last post of the day unless they have a fast Internet connection on the plane (which I doubt those cheap bitches do).
And I'll also be on holiday schedule until January 4th. I'll still be posting every day, but I'll also be spending my time hanging out in front of the Panda Express at the food court checking out dudes. Just like the old days!
Anyway, I leave you with the above video of Alia Shawkat (Maeby from Arrested Development) and company recreating the legendary TOP THAT! rap battle from Teen Witch. This rap battle took place waaaaaaay before the whole East Coast/West Coast thing.
I'm okay with Alia's tribute to one of the greatest pieces of 1980s art, but this better not start a trend. If I see Miley Cyrus doing her own version on YouTube, I will file papers with the courts asking for TOP THAT! to be declared a historical landmark.
Below is the original for comparison.
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These videos are nearly identical in production value... The remake may actually be better.
Also, 'Top That' is the pinacle of everything I stood for when I was watching this mess in 1991 at age 9 and thinking it was 'art'.
The only better musical number is the slutty cheerleaders and their 'I Like Boys' anthem in the locker room.
The Teen Vogue one was made to promote a clothing line, it was the designer's idea to make the video, so she's very creative. Thus they are wearing her clothes in the video. Which makes sense because as I watched it I was like, "I know this is set in the 70's or 80's, but that's seriously how people dress today." You know, that Indie style.
That chick is wearing a Guess Who card around her neck. The cop guy, I think.
I can SO picture Miley recreating that!! Come on Miley and bring Noah too! LOL LOL LOL :)
Wishing you a Merry & Safe Xmas! Hope Santa brings you lots of presents! Thanks for all you do. Nobody does it like u, MK! xxx
Cattleman's Steakhouse in Cali had the best filet mignon I've ever had (not that I could afford it NOW). Those were the days.
I love both versions! Top That is fucking classy, and pure art... a million times better than 99% of the shit music produced today, especially any song that uses Auto-tune.
TTFN
California is in the shitter. Enjoy it while you can.
YES!!! I knew Cali was feeling a bit Cunty with splash of Skank and garnished with a Gold-digging Shovel tonight. MK is in the air. I love you MK!!!xoxo .early to rise- we gotta get paid
early to bed- we gotta get laid
YES!!! I knew Cali was feeling a bit Cunty with splash of Skank and garnished with a Gold-digging Shovel tonight. MK is in the air. I love you MK!!!xoxo .early to rise- we gotta get paid
early to bed- we gotta get laid
Merry Xmas, MK, thanks for making me laugh my ass off every day!:)
Fuck I got out of bed for this!
But Happy Holidays M.K. Thanks for the laughs and the forum to 'stick it to da man"!!! Think of me when you get your next blow job....it's from me....Merry Christmas...you're welcome!
and to the rest of you fuckers...Happy holidays...remember Visine is your friend and hide your booze...and FUCK THE CHICKEN!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
omg!! ur coming to cali!! i wonder if i'll see you around .. if your in the bell/bell gardens/downey/h.p./los angeles i probably will! xD
merry christmas michael k<3
MK - I hope you have safe journeys and a very Merry Christmas! Hugs and Kisses!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
MK, K-DAY is back!
My BB won't support the video; but, I just want to add "a diggy diggy diggy top THAT!"
Happy Festivus, bitches!
oh, hell. the link i was going to post is screwed. meh.
Hurry Back WHORE!! Have hood rat times with your cousins, and dont eat any airport food.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
I hope you have a Very Merry Christmas, Michael! Hurry and get back so we can spend New Year's together.
Feliz Navidad Pooosta!!!! Party like you're Lindsay!
I love you MK!!!!
May you get extremely drunk ringing this next year of debauchery!!!
oh Michael K... I heart you so hard!!
no me jodas!
"Top that!" OMG, that was hilarious! Almost as funny as the original.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Michael K
We look forward to your arrival!!!
Hey dlisted sluts - Happy Holidays Whores!
Hi L'il Rasc! ♥ Merry Holiday!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I think my brain just deflated inside my skull...wh...why would someone do a movie with a scene like that?! LOL!!!
BTW, Happy Holidays MK. Have it "monster style" when you hit all that is heavenly and angels at In 'n Out.
http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules
Happy Festivus, Sugaroo ! :o)
HO HO HO
Didn't MK fly through bad weather the last time he went to California?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
i love the character names on Arrested Development:
Maeby (Maybe!)
"Gob" Bluth
George Michael
Ann Veal
Tobias Funke
Rita (the MRF - Mentally Retarded Female)
Buster Bluth
One of the best shows EVER on tee vee.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, MK. Enjoy your time off an eat and extra In 'N Out burger for me.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 4:10pm.
Happy Festivus, y'all!
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LET'S GET KOSHER-FACED!
MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where you gonna be? WEHO?? EASTLO? Visiting your cholita cousins? We want to know!
GOOD LUCK TRAVELING MK!!!!!
there is another monster storm in the Mid West....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Happy Festivus, y'all!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Merry Christmas MK!!! We'll try to survive... have a good time at your Memaw's!
Happy Holidays everyone!!!
Merry Christmas MK!!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:17pm.
MK is so lucky - he has chola cousins!
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HAHA! So I'm not alone in my envy. I wish I had chola cousins!
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I KNOWW!! I WISH I HAD ONE TOO!!! =[
"HOT MESS!"
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MK and all u DLISTED SLUTS!!! Hope u go to the in n out by my house!!!
Not a RickRoll (more of a LogRoll)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRu-eAdZ050
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
I have good flight bitch. I'll look for you at my local In 'N Out.
Merry Christmas MK and all you Dlisted hookuhs!
Try to post when you can MK I'm soooo addicted to you.
Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday MK and Dlisted sluts :)
Have fun in our homeland, MK. I am going to save my meager pennies so next year I can visit my hoodratastic cousins in Compton. We can meet up at any IN N'Out in the City of Angels.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
(Oops...don't drink and dlist...;S )
Cheers!
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Christmas Is All Around
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:17pm.
MK is so lucky - he has chola cousins!
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HAHA! So I'm not alone in my envy. I wish I had chola cousins!
OMG you little shit, what am i supposed to do without your stank ass for the rest of the day???? HAhaha have a safe trip, I live in LA so i better not catch you doing hoe shit you little slut!!! xoxox
OMG! THANKS FOR POSTING THIS!! I used to bust out and sing this to my friends when I was in 6th grade! I thought I was so fly!
DON'T FORGET DEL TACO RUNS AFTER MIDNIGHT!
I HAVE A 30 PACK OF NATURAL LIGHT AND AN OUNCE OF PURPLE BUD IF YOU IN SOUTH OC!
Oh MK! Have a great one! I, too, will be heading back to the West Coast for Xmas and I have instructed my mother to have a double double animal style waiting in the car seat or there is no use even coming to the airport! I wish you at least 5 hard earned pounds there!
I guess, with you out of commission, I will actually have to TALK to my family, huh?
TOP THAT! Was, by far, my favorite thing in the 80's. That pseudo hippy witch lesbian, Polly, was the bees knees....
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"