Well, If They Can't Make It....
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have gone their separate ways after 23 years together. This is seriously some surprising shit! They never cursed their relationship by saying the words "I DO" in front of a preacher, so I figured they would last foreeeeever. There's no hope for any of us. Let's all get in the convertible and drive to Mexico.
Susan's rep issued this statement to People:
"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. No further comments will be made."
OVER THE SUMMER!? Love died in the summer, and all of us have been going around like nothing is wrong?
Well, I guess it must get boring waking up to the same face every morning for the past 23 years. On the other hand, it must be sad no longer waking up to the same face every morning after 23 years. I need to stop, because I'm starting to sound like a Roberta Flack song.
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Also, why can't they just say "boyfriend" why does it have to be "partner?"
That sounds so business-like to me.
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Because when you get passed a certain age, saying "boyfriend" seems like you are 16. Partner is better than "significant other" or the guy I screw on a regular basis.
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People, please stop calling celebrities by their first names - it's SO trashy. Only Elvis and a few others get a pass on that. You are not their pals. They don't like you, or even know you.
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GlitterKitty - a Tory voter who likes Susan Saradon & Tim Robbins has either never listened to a word they've said or is an evil genius who appreciates the irony...
And it wouldn't be spite - it would be redemption... they are seriously pompous & humourless & not in a good way like Boy George...
I think it bc/ of her buggy eyes??????
::SHOCKED::
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It really sucks when you see two celebrities that have been together for so long, who seem to have their shit together call it quits. Especially when there are children envolved.
Thanks Triston. Lovely.
I think Russell can do better.
I used to love Goldie but then she went all nepotism for that rank skank of a daughter.
I cannot stomach Hudson, cannot.
Goldıe & Kurt have been apart for quıte a whıle now from what I have heard.
They are just stayıng together to make Kate Hudson look even sluttıer.
It appears to be workıng.
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Bunny: there were rumblings of that couple parting a few months ago...
Nothing lasts forever I guess.
Frankly, I love Sarandon and Robbins WAAYYYYY more than the Hawn and Russell.
Submitted by WTF on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:24pm.
Goldie & Kurt are next. Trust.
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I've heard the rumors too. Some say they've been done for ages.
Who left whom? What is it mutually agrred upon?
This couple has been part of our lives for soooo long, I cannot imagine them apart!
Next? Hawn and Russell?
GAH!!
Holy shit! She's 12 years older than him?
Well, she sure ages well.
Heard she's kinda bitchy, but that's cool in my book, coz at least she's damn good at acting.
Didn't know either of them were so much into politics to the point of obnoxiousness.
That is a good thing though.
So many hollyweird retards like to become all political and shit just to get some PR.
At least these two probably believed whatever cause they were behind.
WTF? There goes my Christmas.
Lory, they were in yesterday's OP late last night. I seen dat this morning. Deep Ho also posts in here as "EMMATRUDE".
Santy Claws is what I call our hound at Christmas. When he gets his Christmas treats, he farts. He got his treats so now we're waiting for his gift of farts. When that starts, he gets to stay in the mud room. BWAH!
How is Enid? Are you two still betrothed?
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Hang on, u waiting for Santy Claws? Who dat? Is he related to Enid?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Oh yeah, I seen Mama around but what alts u talking about? Which thread? Gotta confess, sometimes I post without reading the previous comments so maybe I missed them. I am random like that...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory, just awatin for Santy Claws!
I have seen Mama Moore but that's it. They all must be in the hidey hole. I've seen a few alts in here, too. *eyeroll*
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He's gray and needs to wake up to reality. Time comes when you should be thankful for who's beside you, the (still beautiful) mother of your children and wife of 23 years?! Where does he see himself ending up I wonder?
Suuuuuuuuuuuug! How ya been gurl? Happee holydays to u too! Have u seen anyone from the forum in here?
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Loryyyyyyyyyyyy! ♥ Happy Holidaze!
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LOL... How are we supposed to call celebs now? Mrs Sarandon and Mr Robbins? What about Ms Spears, Ms Lohan and Ms Fox? Likey now?
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 10:17am.
People, please stop calling celebrities by their first names - it's SO trashy. Only Elvis and a few others get a pass on that. You are not their pals. They don't like you, or even know you.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait. Were you serious? Then, I'll say HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
People, please stop calling celebrities by their first names - it's SO trashy. Only Elvis and a few others get a pass on that. You are not their pals. They don't like you, or even know you.
Sugaroo:
Oh no. the dollar ıs dead!
Gıve me euros, please! :)
Happy Holıdays!
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Breakdown, I wish you all the luck and lots of dollars! And love. Have a wonderful holiday! ♥
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Sugaroo:
Well long story VERY short, I decıded to move here after comıng here and performıng for 5 eeks about two months ago.
The money here ıs great and I plan to make alot and eıther stay here permanently full-tıme or dıvıde my tıme between here and Berlın.
But Berlın ıs poor AND cheap and I refuse to be poor ın 2010! ;)
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Sorry, moved to OP.
If you want to check out Tim's peen, watch "The Player" movie, it's there in full view! Just average, I would say!
Very sad indeed esp for us females who married men younger than us. They were my role models for success! Now I only have Ashton and Demi!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 8:43am.
Sugaroo:
I am ın Istanbul.
I just moved here about 48 hours ago!
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*sigh* I envy you. How long will you be stopping there or when you say "moved", did you leave Germany permanently?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugaroo:
I am ın Istanbul.
I just moved here about 48 hours ago!
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She probably hates his hairpiece.
Breakdown, where are you for the holiday?
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Mrs Patrick Campbell:
Of course he ıs hung cuz I just cannot fathom Susan stayıng around for that long wıth a short d*ck man.
And I'd drınk her bathwater TODAY.
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Susan has had a good facelift and is an inspiratia to women of all sexes who are 'of a certain age'.
Some have whispered that Tim is horse-hung.
Is there photo verificatia of this?
That ıs a good run by even normal standards, let alone Hollywood.
And I love them both together or apart so I wısh them and theır chıldren the best.
They were a classy couple from the begınnıng untıl the end.
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Submitted by WTF on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by roxie on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 9:24pm.
I didn't realize they were just domestic partners, not married. Well, at least Goldie and Kurt are still making it work.
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Goldie & Kurt are next. Trust.
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I hope not :( But if it does, I wonder if it'll be b/c Kate will makes the moves on her mama's man - I wouldn't put it past her :(
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Oh god. This is just depressing!
I thought they were the coolest couple in Hollywood by about one million miles.
Fuck and shit.
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Susan still looks stunning and like herself without looking freaky-fake in the face.
23 years and then kaput? That's bizarro that they couldn't work it out after they lasted that long.
An 11 year age difference doesn't seem like too much at all, unless you're 17 I guess. I'd have nothing to talk to 17 year old about. Plus, hairless men scare the shit out of me.
Has anybody seen their son Jack lately?? Saw him with his Mom a month back. Hot! Oh, did I say I didn't like young men??
Submitted by DeccaQuinne on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:31am.
I love this couple :( this gives me the sads. I'd never vote Republican to spite these two and I am a Tory voter in England!
I kinda thought they'd last the distance.
They both seem like charming people, so I guess they are not doomed to spend the rest of their lives in solitude. Love Sarandon for not messing with her face and looking all the better for it.
Huh... I never ever really saw these yahoos as being apart. They seemed just cynical & down to earf enough to beat the Hollywood hype. What could go wrong after 23 years... Sad, really. Not to mention that beaver was on Letterman last night acting like she didn't have a care in the world.. talking about her 2 little doggies. maybe she liked them more than Tim... I will pet him if he needs it.
I like these two but seriously, I never new that they were together! Susan Sarandon is GORGEOUS and Tim Robbins is adorable--I sold argon oil in butter form to him, when I worked at Kheils. Sad to see people separate but I guess sometimes, it needs to happen.
Too bad for them. I liked them.
Goldie & Hawn will last forever...!
I mean Goldie & Kurt! :P
Goldie and Kurt keep on truckin' on cuz Kurt owns serious shares in area massage parlors.
Also, why can't they just say "boyfriend" why does it have to be "partner?"
That sounds so business-like to me.
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